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The Colgate Comedy Hour @cerowb.bsky.social · 57m

Don't like something? Dismiss it as fake news! It's all the rage, everyone is doing it!

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The Colgate Comedy Hour @cerowb.bsky.social · 2h

These conservative snowflakes want to be victims *so* badly

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The Colgate Comedy Hour @cerowb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I still maintain that Tommy Pham is one of the most talented players to ever play big league baseball. He’s played over a decade in the league despite being an absolute psychopath that nobody likes. Talent level has to be insane to pull something like that off.

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The Colgate Comedy Hour @cerowb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I’m kind of shocked by the size of this story, to be honest. A referee said ‘Fuck you’ to a player? I would’ve thought that would happen all the time, given the vile behavior that gets directed to officials all the time. Just feels weird that we’re pearl-clutching here.

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The Colgate Comedy Hour @cerowb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

If Dan Marino / Tom Brady / Patrick Mahomes did this, Bills fans would complain about it for generations.

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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

At a really fundamental level Leo XIV is just a person with sound, well-reasoned, moral stances on the world and how life should be lived who isn't afraid to say those things in public. That kind of person simply does not make sense to business leaders and politicians for whom speech is convenience.

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onion person @junlper.beer · 01/10/2026

it’s amazing that there’s no crime anymore. if you do crime you’re actually just the victim for getting caught. the people who catch you are the criminals

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

the right's crippling lack of ball knowledge strikes again

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The Colgate Comedy Hour @cerowb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Can you expand upon which part of practice he's able to participate in while still being in concussion protocol? Walk-through?

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 26/09/2026

Idk what's happening but the broadcast going directly from "look at this guy whose presence during football games fucks up the audio in the stadium" to the audio being fucked up is really great TV

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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 26/09/2026

Is ESPN doing an elaborate bit with the audio going static while they talk about Trump's movements disrupting the radio? Very good if so. Actually also very good if not a bit

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

incredible metaphor for the broadcast to go immediately from “we’re told the president should not impact headset communications” to “ABC’s audio sounds like an emergency broadcast from 1936”

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The Colgate Comedy Hour @cerowb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Congrats to Sark for completing one (1) on-field interview without causing a PR crisis.

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The Colgate Comedy Hour @cerowb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Have you guys ever met a person before?

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The Colgate Comedy Hour @cerowb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"Give me the Broncos on the blue turf!" yells Pat McAfee, for a game that is not being played in Boise.

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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

just paid nine bucks for a hotdog at a little league baseball game

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The Colgate Comedy Hour @cerowb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

lol College Gameday is just full-blown propaganda now

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The Colgate Comedy Hour @cerowb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The most unfortunate doppelganger situation I've ever seen. My sincere condolences.

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The Colgate Comedy Hour @cerowb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Look, the Ravens and Cowboys should definitely not play that game.

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The Colgate Comedy Hour @cerowb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Ian Happ rules. I'm not sorry about it.

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Super Nintendo Chalmers @snchalmers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

How can you not be romantic about baseball

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The Colgate Comedy Hour @cerowb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I mean…holy shit, man. How is everyone responsible for this not in jail for the rest of their lives?? Do we just not care?? We fucking blew up a school and killed hundreds of children.

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The Colgate Comedy Hour @cerowb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The sooner Clemson puts Dabo on the curb the sooner they can hit the portal.

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

We’re a month out from Pat cutting a rip roaring promo for the IDF

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The Colgate Comedy Hour @cerowb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

It's also very much the rightward political bent.

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The Colgate Comedy Hour @cerowb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

FUCK YEAAAHHHHH WARRRRRR!!!!! NOTHING GETS MY ROCKS OFF LIKE THE INDISCRIMINATE KILLING OF PEOPLE FROM OTHER COUNTRIES!!!

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The Colgate Comedy Hour @cerowb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

People could have made that happen. Multiple times, in fact.

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Super Nintendo Chalmers @snchalmers.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Trump is totally going to ignore this and just tear the fucking Kennedy center down and no one will do shit and the Dems will wring their hands and tsk and the republicans will say some dumb shit about how it’s just a building what’s the problem

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The Colgate Comedy Hour @cerowb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

How do I get as many vacation days as the United States Congress?

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The Colgate Comedy Hour @cerowb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

These evil fucks are playing the long game. Money and ratings aren't the point right now.

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The Colgate Comedy Hour @cerowb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

This reminds me of all the people laughing that Elon Musk would lose a ton of money when he bought Twitter. Yes. You're right. But that was never the point. Putting Bari Weiss in charge was never about ratings. So yeah, we can laugh at it, but that was never the point of why she's there.

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The Colgate Comedy Hour @cerowb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Many people are clamoring for a salary cap for NFL broadcast teams in order to maintain competitive balance.

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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I will continue to tank my own economy unless my own people cause a massive inflationary spike that tanks the economy.

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The Colgate Comedy Hour @cerowb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

American flag on the field at the Texans game doesn’t even take up half the field. I can’t believe they would disrespect the troops like this.

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The Colgate Comedy Hour @cerowb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Referees. Coaches. Players. Nobody has any idea how to manage a clock.

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The Colgate Comedy Hour @cerowb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I, apparently, have no idea when a clock is supposed to run or not run in college football.

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