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ceptemzorpus

@ceptemzorpus.bsky.social
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My Muse... my music channel: youtube.com/@ceptemzorpus my neocities: zorpus.neocities.org they/them

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Alex 🏴Ⓐ🔆 (The Anarchist Turtle) @theanarchistturtle.bsky.social · 17h
The absolute state of trans ally journalism
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Tabby 🔜 Howloween @cuppatabby.bsky.social · 18h
Kinktober Day 9: Orgasm Denial
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ceptemzorpus @ceptemzorpus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wait .
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ceptemzorpus @ceptemzorpus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
it's not Google's fault lol they are stored as webps on whatever website youre downloading them from
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 05/10/2026
Columbo is kind of a Bugs Bunny type figure
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 04/10/2026
bowling is such a genius social event. the exact balance between like 10% activity to provide purpose to the 90% hanging out and drinking. bowling was the original friendslop
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ceptemzorpus @ceptemzorpus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
wow if they forgot it portal must be the real hidden gem
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Narwa 🏆🐉 @leef-underscore.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Florence @freoncat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Abbey’s Rarepair
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SoldierExclipse || 18+ Illustration @soldierexclipse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
yeah
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ceptemzorpus @ceptemzorpus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've seen gravity falls episodes darker than any MCU movie
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
⚠️ loud!
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MTFistopheles 🏳️‍⚧️ @ourqueeninyellow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
NAH NOT THE GESTAPO GRUMPS 😭😭😭
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 01/10/2026
i sure hope my bitch wife doesn't wanna watch blue
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yeeo✨ @yeeobun.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
anxiety: what if you're not good enough 
depression: everyone hates you
bubble shield: WOW
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
trump posting: "-Kamala's never gonna beat me in November." 

kenz comments on the video, saying: "cant believe i used to like trump." urlocalhuman replies with: "same twin." meanwhile larry replies with: "It's those Ai videos where they used to play Minecraft and stuff, I actually thought it was them for some reason."
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Lily @flavoredsaucer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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SuperWiiBros08 @superwiibros08.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
guYS With the power of Crack GPS Asstra 6.9, Claus Opoops Slopnet 5.5, I was able to Mod EVERY GAME INTO ONE, I did it all myself with hard work by my typing and coding thanks to AI assistant!!! THE FUTURE IS HERE AND NOW
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Collie Cariad @colliecariad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We had a good thing, you stupid son of a bitch. We had unionized VFX artists. We had priceless chemistry between the two leads. We had the entire supporting cast of the orville for some reason. You could've shut your mouth, cooked, and made as many seasons as you ever needed. But nooooooooo.
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TONY GRAYSON 🗻 @tonycomputerentertainment.com · 01/10/2026
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ceptemzorpus @ceptemzorpus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A Clown Who Came;
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Kaban! @kaban.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
being on bluesky sometimes feels like living in the countryside sometimes you will have travelers relay messages like have you heard? Lesbian Space Princess is causing quite the commotion back at the capital.
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ceptemzorpus @ceptemzorpus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He did the pyrocynical maid dress bit guys
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ceptemzorpus @ceptemzorpus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it's funny to see people deify this guy when he's kind of just like a shitty react streamer . Like he's friends with ludwig
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
theonion.com/fun-toy-bann...
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Fun Toy Banned Because Of Three Stupid Dead Kids
WASHINGTON, DC–In cooperation with the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission, Wizco Toys of Montclair, NJ, recalled 245,000 Aqua Assault RoboFighters Monday after three dumb kids managed to kill the...
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aqua a @aquaflower.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
warning you get sleepy if stay up late
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Flork @florkofcows.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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romulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
no fucking way dude
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luigi affirmations @luigiaffirmations.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A screenshot of an old YouTube video, with the accompanying comments reading "cool!!! go weegee!!!", "luigi is Awsome!", and "LUIGI IS THE BEST CHARACTER KNOWN TO MAN; WHOS WITH ME??"
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NSG's Gallery @nsgsgallery.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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milk @milkand.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
americans on 4/20: yeahhh bitch its 420 lets smoke some weed dumbfuck europeans, every 4/20: don't you mean '20/4'? '4/20' doesnt make ny sense because when -we- use the calendar, the DAY comes first... pfft. there are NOT 'twenty' months in a year. americans are SOO stupid 🙄
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 28/09/2026
I’m gonna suck em off A seven nation army couldn’t hold me back
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DisgustingFilm @disgustingfilm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The sole writing credit for A24's V/H/S: SCP is listed as "no copyright infringement intended all credit goes to the rightful owners ^_^ dm me for credit" (Source: tinyurl.com/5fed8wtx)
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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A REAL nut... Feels like every bone in your body comes out the head of your dick... Say no more. I'm done. Fall asleep in 2min.
3:16 PM • Jan 19, 2011
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
saw someone post a gif of their oc being thrown at scary thing. i don't know them very well so their oc is censored.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Walter White I am the one who knocks
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𝖀nreal to𝖀rnement 2043 @ditzypie.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
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Ian Danskin @innuendostudios.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"climate change isn't solved cuz people don't care enough" no the fact it's getting addressed *at all* is because people care a great deal, even though caring is deeply unprofitable!!
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Ian Danskin @innuendostudios.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
we live in a world where "humanity is rotten to the core" is a more tolerable idea than "capitalism is kinda busted" but what I love about "capitalism is kinda busted" is realizing every good thing that happens is in spite of capitalism because humans are that committed to doing good things
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"does this also apply to a combine soldier from half life 2" is my "AI" news bullshit test
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ceptemzorpus @ceptemzorpus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That's also really possible . It's hard to say
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ceptemzorpus @ceptemzorpus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
we have learned our protag is proship
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ceptemzorpus @ceptemzorpus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
don't worry! Grok was built for divorce
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