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Cephas Cornelis

@cephascornelis.bsky.social
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Lions fan in Illinois

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Nick Lutsko @nicklutsko.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Annual reminder to lock your doors
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
🏈 GB 22 - 39 MIN FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1097th unique final score in NFL history.
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Why didn't the eagles just fly Odysseus straight to Ithaca
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
The Amazing World of Tomorrow
A comic strip titled The Amazing World of Tomorrow.
A food delivery robot cooler drives down a sidewalk.
It crashes into a rental scooter. 
It backs up.
It crashes into the rental scooter again. The scooter wobbles.
The scooter falls to the ground as the food delivery robot backs up again.
A driverless taxi crashes into both the scooter and the food delivery robot sending them flying.
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Shacknews @shacknews.com · 11/07/2026
LOL. LMAO even. 🤣 @gamesdonequick.com #DoitforShacknews #Charity #SuperMarioMaker2
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
They stole the internet’s knowledge and all the work that went into it and they want to sell it back to us for a fee. What a business model.
 ALTMAN: "WE SEE A FUTURE WHERE INTELLIGENCE IS A UTILITY, LIKE ELECTRICITY OR WATER, AND PEOPLE BUY IT FROM US ON A METER.
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Rob Zacny @robzacny.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Kimi learning you have to beat Russell three times. First on track. Then in the garage. Then in the headmaster’s office.
Toto Wolff giving an interview following Antonelli’s demotion at the Miami Sprint while a poster of George Russell looms past his shoulder.
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Bad Hand Books @badhandbooks.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
When you use AI to do your writing, you are telling your audience: “I deserve your attention, but you do not deserve my effort.”
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The labor librarian @laborlibrarian.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Still thinking about this note I found in the children’s section of the public library when I worked there back in 2018. This kid tried to warn us…
A picture of a library shelf with a small rolled up note on it. The note says “read this” in child’s handwriting.A picture of the note unrolled. In the same child’s handwriting it reads “beware of the future!!”
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Jason Wilson @jasonbwilson.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Every time I read SSD, I still think "Super Star Destroyer," not solid state drive.
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James Longhurst @jameslonghurst.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Seven-word death punch
A screenshot of a TikTok comment says “never seen a cybertruck at the library”
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Nick Lutsko @nicklutsko.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Official statement re: Dan Bongino
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 18/03/2026
im way less joking than yall would like to think
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Nick Lutsko @nicklutsko.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Please keep an eye out
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Russ Frushtick @russfrushtick.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
pikachu's republican influencer parents are staying for the week
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nick andersen @nicktheandersen.com · 12/02/2026
draw a little horse, let it run in the digital wilds with a bunch of other drawn little horses
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Draw a horse, watch it run!
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Emoji Caresser @lizrummy.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X) "Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal? Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail… Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you. Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
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Bill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
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Bill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
For any elected official who needs to hear this, I impart a lesson learned from the NFL: When the other team is tired and on the back foot, you don’t call a timeout so they can catch their breath. You grind their fucking face into the dirt until the final whistle blows and you’ve won the game.
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MinnMax @minnmax.com · 23/01/2026
ICE OUT! You shared the post 7,529 times in 1 hour, here's MinnMax's donation to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota. bit.ly/minnmaxgives Please share THIS post and share in the generosity of helping provide free legal representation to immigrants in Minnesota! DONATE HERE - bit.ly/minnmaxgives
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Super Mario Moment @supermariomoment.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
One Battle After Another
A screenshot from Mario Kart 8 Deluxe of the Excitebike Track
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MinnMax @minnmax.com · 23/01/2026
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU: THE FULLY TRAINED ICE AGENT WITH BODY CAMERA AND QR CODE!
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Rob Zacny @robzacny.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Imagining how healing this would be. carsandbids.com/auctions/3vB...
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1977 Triumph Spitfire 1500 - 4-Speed Manual, 1.5-Liter 4-Cylinder, Russet Brown
This 1977 Triumph Spitfire 1500 is for sale on Cars & Bids! Auction ends January 20 2026.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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austin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
You know, 11 years ago. Same shit
A tweet I made on November 25, 2014:

When Darren Wilson says he saw Mike Brown as "a demon," the problem isn't with his eyes, it's with what America told him demons look like.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Great day to have functioning eyes and a working brain
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Daniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 07/01/2026
no, absolutely not, you all should've been nicer to my trans homies
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
There’s a video of ICE shooting a woman in the head. What else do you need to see?
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Kofie @kofie.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Still a crazy thing to do
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clear☆ @clearrr.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Demonschool screenshot. Faye: "We should get some rest. Luckily it's the weekend, where nothing bad ever happens."
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Josh Sternberg @joshsternberg.com · 12/12/2025
Today in “Dudes Rock”: A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
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Jack de Quidt @notquitereal.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
this week's episode of Side Story is a duo edition, as @austinwalker.bsky.social and I sit down to talk about three very different games: Octopath Traveler 0; Blippo+; and No, I'm Not A Human sidestory.show/18-your-moth...
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Side Story: 18: Your Mother's Delightful Bonanza
Side Story only exists because of support from listeners like you. Go to  to support us!  Today we explore a bevvy of different worlds: 2.5D fantasy realms, alien FMV planets, and a land of ...
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Nick Lutsko @nicklutsko.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Looking to spread some yuletide cheer with my new song “Big Nick Christmas”
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ceej @ceej.online · 05/11/2025
dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods
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peter hunt szpytek @peterspittech.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
looks like tubrovicki got him after all
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Elizabeth Zelle @kohizeri.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
On Saints Row we had a debug npc named Skinballs (lol) that was literally just four spheres wrapped in different shades of skin texture so we could test lighting for different skin tones during development. But teams need to plan for that kind of testing with intentionality, and not enough do.
Screenshot from SRIV, four spheres in different skin shades
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Brian Straw @brianstraw.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
I joined the protests at the Broadview ICE detention facility because of what is happening to our immigrant neighbors: children zip-tied and shoved into vans, mothers pulled from cars on the way to school, neighbors afraid to go to church or work.
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Derek Yu @mossmouth.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Cave exploring is about to get more cuddly... 💛 #Spelunky
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 09/08/2025
you have my vote, Andrew Cuomo!
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Daniel Vuckovic @vook64.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
I've said it before, I'll say it again. Pokémon needs a "I’m nearly 40 I know how this stuff works" mode.
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Trevor Risk @sunshinesucks.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
No Kings includes DraftKings
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Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🧃 @bagpuss.org · 17/10/2025
I bet Tim Apple's really enthusiastic about this!
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alex williams @atwilliams.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
when people are in cars they arent in society
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Justin Rogers | DFN @detroitfootball.net · 05/10/2025
"I've got one game ball. Where's Jake Browning at?"
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