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CelTickedOff

@celtickedoff.bsky.social
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Celtics zealot, mouthy Masshole prick. I block most accounts that don’t enable replies, who the fuck are you, Pope Bluesky? GTFOH. Same for lame Shitler takes or comment-plagiarists.

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CelTickedOff @celtickedoff.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'm pleading with anyone who covers the Celtics to ask Paul George just once this preseason, "What exactly did you mean when you said, regarding the end of your Clippers tenure, 'you just wanted the Kawhi deal?'"
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
It’s so funny (and even more telling) that the owners of professional sports teams acknowledge that there’s a problem with having an enormous wealth gap, but it only matters to them when it’s the difference between different magnitudes of billionaire.
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God @thegodshow.com · 02/08/2026
We didn’t ask you to release a diary. We demanded you release the Epstein files. We even passed a law.
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God @thegodshow.com · 02/08/2026
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CelTickedOff @celtickedoff.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Like 6 different admissions of his about wanting to or alleging to have fucked 16-year-old girls. What a tool.
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Chad Finn @chadfinn.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I don’t mind that the Dodgers got Skubal. Paid a decent price, but other teams could have matched and taken on his deal. It’s a choice not to do it. Dodgers are good on-field villains, but the real villains in baseball are owners who rake in cash but cry “small market!” when it’s time to spend.
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Dominic @domoffinland.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
this guy gets it
Listen to this king at a Huntington City Council meeting on Flock Cameras:

"I'm not gonna waste your time, I'm kinda hungry, but one last thing. Every single Flock camera has about 2-3 lbs of copper and about 1-2 grams of gold. Do with that information what you will."
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God @thegodshow.com · 01/08/2026
Remember when David Hogg was running for DNC chair and the establishment stepped in and said we needed a responsible adult and then gave us Ken Martin, who throws his phone at his staffers? Also the DNC is $2 million in debt. But centrists still demand they should be in charge.
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 01/08/2026
Are you saying the DOJ withdrew that pool vandalism indictment… upon reflection?
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Veerender Singh Jubbal @veerenderjubbal.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Sam Altman
@sama •7h
cool use case of chatgpt work i heard last night:
connect your family calendars and explain your kids' interests.
every morning for the drive to school, have it make a podcast that talks about one kid's soccer game that afternoon, one kid's upcoming birthday, some news, etc.
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What if you just talked to your children
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Boricuabc2 @boricuabc2.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Trump “I the most abused in history” ME CHECKING NOTES Have you spoken to your rape victims yet?
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Ronald Reagan ignored the AIDS crisis—and his “dear friend” from Hollywood, Rock Hudson, who asked for help. Dr. Fauci jumped in and helped. Guess which guy the homophobic ghouls in the Republican Party revere today.
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
News: The U.S. economy grew at a disappointing 1.5% in the 2nd quarter of 2026. Congratulations to @sarahbca.bsky.social for her “Bookmark this” comment last December when Howard Lutnick said 2Q of 2026 would be “amazing.” @atrupar.com
Lutnick: "Look for the second quarter of 2026 to be amazing."
SarahBCalif: "Bookmark this."
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Jack @jackinpogform.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Still from Rogue One. An imperial commander asks Mads Mikkelson

"Bluesky? Really? A man of your talents?"


He responds: "its a simple life."
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The Trump admin had a real theory of war: Put on a show of toughness, tell people how manly you are, disdain law, do war crimes, and you win. Earlier losses came from leaders too "weak" to do that. It was a very stupid theory. But they espoused it a lot, really seem to believe it, and acted on it.
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CelTickedOff @celtickedoff.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
David Brouillette will wreck his own cover multiple times because that murderous, psycho pig won’t be able to shut the fuck up about how he’s a victim.
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AJ Nyx (she/her) @ajnyx.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Dear Hollywood, We hate Jared Leto. He's a predator, and he's a terrible actor. His movies flop so hard you often lose money on him. Women didn't feel safe around him. Why are you still giving him roles? Please, we beg you, stop it. Signed, Your Entire Customer Base
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 30/07/2026
When Justice is blind, bad guys take the fifth. When justice is corrupt, good guys take the fifth. Feel free to share.
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Tony Lastname @rivernewstc.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
😎🪴🌵 There are alternatives to coal, gas, and oil. And there are alternatives to data centers, but there are no alternatives to clean air and clean drinking water
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Earl F***ing Weaver @earlfckinweaver.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Jalen Hurts is a Super Bowl winning QB, a Super Bowl MVP, and a complete sentence.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The GOP is desperately trying to rewrite history, but just a reminder that Donald Trump was president during the lockdowns, and he awarded Fauci a presidential commendation for his work on COVID. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
lol, bonkers
A baseball stat that I'm obsessed with:

Jordan Romano leads the Angels in saves in 2026. 

Jordan Romano leads the Rockies in saves in 2026 (tied with two others).

Jordan Romano has total 8 saves.
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CelTickedOff @celtickedoff.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
@mimapleman.bsky.social I agree with you, but turning off replies like you’re a Kardashian who can’t be bothered, when you’re spamming the blue-leaning masses with click-bait on the 14th-most popular social media site, is how you get blocked. No time to ignore replies, no time for social media.
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CelTickedOff @celtickedoff.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Didn’t Steve Bannon go to jail because he ignored a Congressional subpoena after he exhausted his legal fight to fight its legitimacy? Did any of these 100 twats demand Shitler testify between presidencies? Any fucking moron that falls for this political theater is a cable-news watching rube.
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Zoe Washburne Rebel Scum @zoewashburne.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
#MAGACultMorons always blame someone else. F*ck rand paul
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CelTickedOff @celtickedoff.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Economy is a wreck, data centers are being built behind people’s backs, Iran is kicking our ass as we deplete our weapons and oil reserves, Todd Blanche can’t get confirmed because of the Epstein Files, but no let’s have the usual GOP suspects dunk on an 85-year-old for something from 6 years ago.
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Mike B @madhominem.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
"sorry our devices are expensive, what if you didn't actually own them and we charged interest also?"
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Mayor of Crazy Town @sunmonkey23.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Kimberley Johnson @kimberleyjohnson.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
It's not a disagreement about politics. Itr's a morality/decency thing.
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L.G.O.G.M. (Lovable Grumpy Old Gay Man) 🏳️‍🌈✡️😻🎼 @davidbrucas.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
As usual. GOP accusations are actually confessions.
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Don Comer @doncomer.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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Rep. Mike Levin @levin.house.gov · 25/07/2026
We need to talk about cyclospora. The team that was tracking it? Donald Trump and RFK Jr. cut it by more than 70%. The surveillance network meant to track it? The Trump Administration made Cyclospora reporting optional and didn't even bother telling the public until two months after they did it.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Marco Rubio is against birthright citizenship. But Marco Rubio *is* a birthright citizen. Ted Cruz is against birthright citizenship. But Ted Cruz was born in Canada. He only got US citizenship by a birthright citizenship law because of his US mother. They are both shameless hypocrites.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Conservatives in 2016: TRIGGERED LIB???? Conservatives in 2026: We are installing trigger warnings in the Smithsonian
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The legacy media sat there while Trump lied about the past elections and "joked" about running again in 2028. They did not boo. They did not walk out. They just sat there and ate their dinner. The journalists in that room will be remembered as the journalists in that room.
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Chad Finn @chadfinn.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
🤔
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The cyclospora outbreak has reached 7,400 cases across 9 states. The FDA just recalled 1.6 million eggs due to salmonella contamination. Screwworm cases continue to rise. And we’ve just surpassed 2,300 measles cases — breaking 2025’s record. “Make America Healthy Again.”
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Chad Finn @chadfinn.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Can’t wait to watch the 2026-27 Sixers.
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The 8.5 games in which LeBron and Embiid play together this year are going to be absolutely electric
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CelTickedOff @celtickedoff.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
@theomoudakis.bsky.social Do you draw everything by hand, use software, or both? I haven’t cartooned since 2004 but want to get back in the game.
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Stefen 𝕋ower, Sit-down Comedaean (ˈkɑːmʌˌdaɪʌn) @stefentower.com · 23/07/2026
It's wild how @govandybeshear.bsky.social is so quickly losing the Democratic presidential nomination before the process even starts, all over a likely dead senator from Kentucky. Did Andy not get the memo that Dem voters want *only* fighters?
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vish khanna @vishkhanna.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
LeBron is so weird he pulled the reverse Fresh Prince
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Waldo Jaquith @waldo.net · 24/07/2026
The claim “RFK Jr. does not fuck chickens” is not an evidence-based claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that RFK Jr. fucks chickens.
KEY POINTS
• The claim 'vaccines do not cause autism’ is not an evidence-based
claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that infant vaccines cause autism.
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John Hodson @mgcroadster.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
"Before filmmaker Chris Nolan raised eyebrows with the casting of Lupita Nyong’o as Helen of Troy in his blockbuster The Odyssey, Orson Welles had cast Eartha Kitt in the same role in his 1950 stage production of Time Runs..." #FilmSky wellesnet.com/eartha-kitt-...
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Eartha Kitt was cast as Helen of Troy in 1950
Eartha Kitt co-starred with Orson Welles in "Time Runs."
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 24/07/2026
We found that the sepsis rate in second-trimester pregnancy loss hospitalizations increased by more than 50% under Texas’ abortion ban. Here’s how we did our analysis. (Published Feb. 2025)
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Texas Won’t Study How Its Abortion Ban Impacts Women, So We Did
Since Texas banned abortion, no one has studied the statewide effects on pregnant women experiencing complications. Here’s how we sifted through data on millions of pregnancy hospitalizations and anal...
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Swords | The Webcomic @swordscomic.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Remember to tag me so I can beat them up
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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
DNC Compiling Backup List Of Mainers Who Own A Nice Shirt, Just In Case
5 men in clean shirts
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Dr. Stephanie @punkrockscience.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I just saw a meme that said “get in losers, we’re reclaiming the emdash”. People. PEOPLE. Where are your STANDARDS? It CLEARLY should be “get in, losers — we’re reclaiming the em dash.”
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