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CelTickedOff

@celtickedoff.bsky.social
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Celtics zealot, mouthy Masshole prick. I block most accounts that don’t enable replies, who the fuck are you, Pope Bluesky? GTFOH. Same for lame Shitler takes or comment-plagiarists.

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CelTickedOff @celtickedoff.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Hilarious, considering the ultimate antisemitists — Saudi Arabians — kept his family from defaulting on a billion-plus in property loans since Shitler Part II started:
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CelTickedOff @celtickedoff.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
100-percent fake. Take 8 seconds to check Shitler’s stupidity, ever time someone amplifies a lie like this as you just did makes his moron followers believe it all must be fake.
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CelTickedOff @celtickedoff.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
2,600 people updooted this post, how many saw it? No matter how many did, you inadvertently duped all of them; kindly fact-check Shitler’s purported shenanigans, plenty of real ones to amplify, but shitheads will convince themselves that they’re all false if a few fake ones sneak through.
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CelTickedOff @celtickedoff.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
So stupid that I had to check, and, true as true can be:
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CelTickedOff @celtickedoff.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
@vintageobscura.net Was the Captain serious, or seriously high? Easily the worst record I’ve ever listened to, Pearl Jam’s Vitalogy could’ve just been 11 different versions of Vedder playing accordion to weird lyrics like “Bugs” and it would’ve been better.
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CelTickedOff @celtickedoff.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
You’re right. Could’ve sworn the guy asserted he just used his old password but even if I spend 6 hours trying to find that specific story, sure looks like he would’ve been lying:
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CelTickedOff @celtickedoff.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Shitler paid E. Jean Carroll $5.6 million today after losing the civil trial for sexual abuse and defamation and every appeal he had. I care for an elderly person who watcher what is purported as “news” from 4 p.m. until 7 p.m. EST and not one mention of this.
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CelTickedOff @celtickedoff.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I guarantee a Republican-led bill about produce, or some Republican asshole in the wrong position of power unilaterally changed CDC or FDA rules, like Bobby did by removing cyclospora from the CDC’s mandatory reporting list, so that’s why all the bacteria outbreaks are plant-based now. Guaranteed.
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CelTickedOff @celtickedoff.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Fun fact: You’re a plagiarist aiming to score updoots you can never spend anywhere on anything.
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CelTickedOff @celtickedoff.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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CelTickedOff @celtickedoff.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Who could’ve foreseen Elmo’s AI bullshit become Ground Zero for incel-creeps?
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CelTickedOff @celtickedoff.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Are you saying this guy would cut corners, hire inferior workers, have a bad plan, or use shitty materials? He’s too busy finding orphanages to tear down.
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CelTickedOff @celtickedoff.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Nice “End Illegal Immigration” ad on your totally legit site. It looks like a rogue bunch of pop-up ads banded together to have one seamless scroll interface with your words as glue. I’ll pay you $20 if Derschowitz provides any new information; he just wants people on M.V. to invite him over again.
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CelTickedOff @celtickedoff.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Their fight-songs are way better than any American colleges’ or the Eagles’:
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CelTickedOff @celtickedoff.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
After the U.S. was the away team for its opener in Los Angeles, Mexico is the away team for a game in Mexico; irregahhdless, viva and such:
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CelTickedOff @celtickedoff.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
My progression of anger, by level, as expressed verbally, when my kids are around: 1. “Oh, biscuits [a replacement behavior inspired by my kids’ favorite show about cartoon Australian dogs, ‘Bluey;’” 2. “Oh biscuits and gravy.” 3. “Oh biscuits and gravy, join the Navy.” 4.
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CelTickedOff @celtickedoff.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
You’re burying the lede, bub; they cleared the city of Boston out of booze:
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CelTickedOff @celtickedoff.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The Scots are putting on a party-clinic in Beantown. The last time visitors had this much fun coming to Boston, they wore buckle hats and convinced the natives to accept shiny rocks in exchange for all their land.
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CelTickedOff @celtickedoff.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
If lightning strikes, hail, and/or that scaffolding-monstrosity tipping over results in injury or death, watch the mental gymnastics for the evangelicals to deny that it was an act of God.
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CelTickedOff @celtickedoff.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The. Extender.
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CelTickedOff @celtickedoff.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Oh, we’re calling MAGA pieces of shit “bugs” now? Sweet, “MAGA pieces of shit” was getting wordy. sports.yahoo.com/articles/don...
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CelTickedOff @celtickedoff.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Thanks, SchoolSpring, for telling us what your sponsors really think about teachers: "Hey, you inveterate fatsos, you know you're not crawling out of bed to get tortured by those little fucks without the cocaine of baked goods. Stock up now, slob!!!"
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CelTickedOff @celtickedoff.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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CelTickedOff @celtickedoff.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
The Venn diagram of people going to this Freedom 250 disaster, and people who want to hear Nicki Minaj’s music, are like two circles that have matching magnetized poles and couldn’t touch each other with a hydraulic press involved.
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CelTickedOff @celtickedoff.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Tax this asshole and all the rest so they don’t have hundreds of millions for vanity projects and niche, selfish interests.
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CelTickedOff @celtickedoff.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Disastrous policies aside, ELI5 how the FUCK we’re the away team for our first game?!?!
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CelTickedOff @celtickedoff.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I forget, is the Streisand Effect seeing that she’s invaded your feed and blocking the shit out of her like you’re Victor Wembanyama?
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CelTickedOff @celtickedoff.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
The closest there is to proof is a blurb by a fellow creep in Epstein’s birthday book; not proof:
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CelTickedOff @celtickedoff.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Maybe!
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CelTickedOff @celtickedoff.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Did that bumpkin cunt really get to vote for himself? And couldn’t just vote “present” even though he had plenty of votes?
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CelTickedOff @celtickedoff.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
We’re back to income disparity levels between wages and profits that haven’t been seen since 1951:
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CelTickedOff @celtickedoff.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Boomers, morons, and MAGA architects, billionaire and evangelical, successfully voided every key bit of progress since the Baby Boom: the middle class, Voting Rights Act, Roe v. Wade, public education. Let’s bring back cigarettes, or at least 3 total TV channels since don’t deserve nice things.
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CelTickedOff @celtickedoff.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Listen, troglodyte, that skinny bitch flops like a fish with data to prove it
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CelTickedOff @celtickedoff.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
These billionaire pieces of shit don’t deserve a single day of peace; “We’ve actively donated hundreds of millions of dollars to make things this way and since it sucks, we’re leaving:”
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CelTickedOff @celtickedoff.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Busted-ass human-shield skank
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CelTickedOff @celtickedoff.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Sure looks like you wrote this yourself, bravo, I promise to put anyone who steals it on blast and block their asses:
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CelTickedOff @celtickedoff.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
But. Her. Emails. Comey is Chode Zero. Fuck him.
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CelTickedOff @celtickedoff.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Don’t strain your brain Jay-Bay
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CelTickedOff @celtickedoff.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
There have got to be Bulls fans out there with red, nameless no. 12 jerseys as a result:
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CelTickedOff @celtickedoff.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Michael Porter Jr. agrees: www.outsports.com/2024/4/24/24...
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CelTickedOff @celtickedoff.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
And he looks too much like Joel Osteen to trust him:
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CelTickedOff @celtickedoff.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Alright now this is getting weird. Bad news Sixers fans:
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