Reposted by Earl F***ing WeaverJustin Sherin @wychstreet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Excited the Rubber Soul remix/special edition is finally out but if you really want to get weird & look at the songs in a new way listen to just Paul & Ringo - www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSgF...youtube.comrubber soul but it's only bass and drumsYouTube video by RBStems2 9369
Reposted by Earl F***ing WeaverDrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 23hHolding every NFL commentator at gunpoint until they specify what that adversity was that Watson went through 2170487
Earl F***ing Weaver @earlfckinweaver.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Mike Preston is the Jason LaCanfora of Jerry Colemans and I will not be elaborating. 020
Earl F***ing Weaver @earlfckinweaver.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Deshaun Watson & Aaron Rodgers on primetime is a real Sophie's Choice shit sandwich of an option. Thank Baseball Jesus for Braves/Phillies... 060
Reposted by Earl F***ing WeaverDuke Hill @oriolebird.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Since the Orioles won 101 in 2023 the White Sox have both set the single season loss record and won a playoff series. Pain 1244
Reposted by Earl F***ing WeaverElizabeth Cronise McLaughlin @ecmclaughlin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026You have to wait until the sixth paragraph of this piece before you learn, in the New York Times reporting on the murder of THEIR OWN EMPLOYEE, that the victim was a trans man who had been abused for being trans by the in-laws who murdered him. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/28/u...nytimes.comCouple Accused of Killing Their Son-in-Law in Bay Area Park (Gift Article)Jonathan McKinsey, an engineer who worked in the games department for The New York Times, was fatally shot Saturday in a San Francisco suburb. The police have accused his parents-in-law, both 76. 281759574
Earl F***ing Weaver @earlfckinweaver.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Every time I see this graphic all I can think of is the Addams Family pinball game. 210
Earl F***ing Weaver @earlfckinweaver.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Waiting to see when the Ravens pull the trigger on that UDFA from Penn State who's tight with Vega Ioane, because we're about 5 minutes away from calling Thornton Mellon out of the stands to do a Triple Lindy. 100
Reposted by Earl F***ing WeaverRoberto Rojas @robertorojas97.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The Brazilian Portuguese commentary on that Tyler Loop field goal for the Ravens is exactly what everyone needs to hear right now 19930262
Earl F***ing Weaver @earlfckinweaver.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Great. Now I have to watch the highlights to see how we pulled that win out of our asses. AND NOW I'M GONNA KEEP FUCKING CARING ABOUT SPORTS FOR LONGER, AND THAT RARELY IF EVER ENDS WELL FOR ME. 181
Earl F***ing Weaver @earlfckinweaver.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Oh, did the Ravens have a 10+ point lead in the 2nd half? TIME TO SHIT THE FUCKING BED, BOYS. I'd be better off never watching sports again. Because it's clear that every team I give a fuck about actively fucking hates me & wants me to be unhappy. 040
Earl F***ing Weaver @earlfckinweaver.bsky.social · 27/09/2026And he'll get fuck all from the MVP voters, even though he deserves at LEAST a top-5 finish. Probably a top-3. 050
Earl F***ing Weaver @earlfckinweaver.bsky.social · 27/09/2026To everyone telling me to turn the Ravens game back on: No. When I turned it off, we'd just gone down 10-0. After I stopped watching, the Ravens scored 17 unanswered points. I pulled up NFL(dot)com & followed for a bit. The Cowboys got a FG. THEY'RE PLAYING BETTER WITHOUT ME. #RespectTheMojo 020
Reposted by Earl F***ing WeaverJawn Gonzalez @johngonzalez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026the Phillies 6452105
Reposted by Earl F***ing WeaverGail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Would you bring an iced coffee to an angry Rolling Stone response about Choosing Texas 4246962
Earl F***ing Weaver @earlfckinweaver.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Ya lollygag on the kickoffs. Ya lollygag on 4th down. Ya LOLLYGAG on fucking defense. You know what that makes you?!? Larry? 030
Earl F***ing Weaver @earlfckinweaver.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Already turned the fucking game off. I don't need that shit in my fucking life after the Orioles spent 6 months stabbing me in the goddamn heart every chance they got. I'm about 3 seconds from becoming a sports agnostic. 100
Earl F***ing Weaver @earlfckinweaver.bsky.social · 27/09/2026His hand slid across the fucking shield. That was a fucknut call. 020
Earl F***ing Weaver @earlfckinweaver.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Stop. Running. Into. The. Middle. Of. The. Goddamn. Defense. 000
Earl F***ing Weaver @earlfckinweaver.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Well, our offense sucks, and our defense sucks. How's our special teams looking?static.klipy.comStan Marsh Says It Sucks AssALT: Stan Marsh Says It Sucks Ass 130
Earl F***ing Weaver @earlfckinweaver.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Might be diving into the "Shit I Want To Catch Up On" file sooner than I expected. The Ravens look putrid on offense AND defense, and I ain't got time to watch that shit. 010
Earl F***ing Weaver @earlfckinweaver.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Bengals gonna fucking Bengal.static.klipy.comHa Ha NelsonALT: Ha Ha Nelson 030
Earl F***ing Weaver @earlfckinweaver.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Orioles and Yankees fans looking at the umps to call the goddamn game off and let us move on with our lives.static.klipy.comWell... We're Waiting!ALT: Well... We're Waiting! 070
Earl F***ing Weaver @earlfckinweaver.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Auditinoing for The Sopranos vs. auditioning for Deadwood. 1121
Earl F***ing Weaver @earlfckinweaver.bsky.social · 27/09/2026How are we in the dumbest, most insipid, most blatantly evil, and most chaotic timelines all at the same fucking time?!? How the fuck do we get Abed to re-roll? 070
Earl F***ing Weaver @earlfckinweaver.bsky.social · 27/09/2026While I'd always rather have a chance to make the playoffs on the final day over being eliminated earlier, I almost feel a bit of relief regarding our game vs the one the Phillies have to play, because the Philadelphia fans have been getting kicked in the nuts all fucking weekend. 1220
Earl F***ing Weaver @earlfckinweaver.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I literally had to look up what the hell the RS writer was talking about. I listen to music I like (mostly Americana & folk) & I completely checked out of the current country scene after it went full jingoistic after 9/11. But sure, it's because I give a fuck about "the culture." 110
Reposted by Earl F***ing WeaverJason Herbert @herberthistory.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Here's a thought: shut down Cornell University. Revoke whatever privileges the university has to exist and burn it to the fucking ground. All of it. 14810
Earl F***ing Weaver @earlfckinweaver.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Must be all the fucking avocado toast. I'm sure it has nothing to do with rampant greed & avarice of the billionaire owner class... 020
Earl F***ing Weaver @earlfckinweaver.bsky.social · 26/09/2026As a head coach, Mike Locksley is one hell of a recruiter. 110
Earl F***ing Weaver @earlfckinweaver.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Already turned the goddamn Terps game off. Because they're shitting the fucking bed. AGAIN. Any chance we can cram Mike Locksley, Craig Albernaz, AND Mike Elias into the same goddamn trebuchet & launch 'em all into the goddamn sun? 261
Earl F***ing Weaver @earlfckinweaver.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Not me running every interview for a position I'm hiring for like I'm Daniel Plainview "I DRINK YOUR LATTE! I DRINK IT UP!!!!"static.klipy.comDaniel Plainview in There Will Be BloodALT: Daniel Plainview in There Will Be Blood 020
Earl F***ing Weaver @earlfckinweaver.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Actually, Petey, evil *is* bad. It's also the OPPOSITE of good. It's right there in @merriam-webster.com you fucking unprepentantly evil choad. You ass carbunkle. People like you are the reason I hope there IS a hell, because if there is you're fucking going www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/e...merriam-webster.comDefinition of EVILmorally reprehensible : sinful, wicked; arising from actual or imputed bad character or conduct; inferior… See the full definition 141
Earl F***ing Weaver @earlfckinweaver.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I am a Certified Old Person™️& speak from experience: Fandoms have always been a mix of people who appreciate & want to celebrate something & people who are absolute unrepentant fuckstains on the bedsheet of society. And the fuckstains have always dominated the discourse. 082
Reposted by Earl F***ing WeaverCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026everyone but the center 614726
Earl F***ing Weaver @earlfckinweaver.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Just saw a FB ad for Johns Hopkins looking for people with recurring lower back pain & depression that they want to treat with psilocybin, & all I can think is "medical shrooms!" and I am SO in. 020
Earl F***ing Weaver @earlfckinweaver.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I deleted my posts about Trevor Rogers. It was clear that my interpretation of his comments do not match anyone else's interpretation, & I'm tired of trying to explain my rationale. My experience over the years hearing players about to enter FA in multiple sports colors my response Rogers... 110
Reposted by Earl F***ing WeaverAndy Kostka @afkostka.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Not sure why Heston Kjerstad is on the roster if he's not going to play in any of the four doubleheader games Wednesday and Friday 6516
Earl F***ing Weaver @earlfckinweaver.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Deleted my Trevor Rogers posts. My interpretation of his comments are clearly not the interpretation of everyone else, and I don't feel like rehashing it all over & over. I'll just say good luck to him in the process. 000
Reposted by Earl F***ing WeaverAndy Kostka @afkostka.bsky.social · 26/09/2026If that's the end of Brandon Young's season, what a terrific season it was. He completes five innings with one run against him. His ERA across 156 2/3 innings is 3.56 1463
Earl F***ing Weaver @earlfckinweaver.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I bring a pack of Raleighs & a pint of Bulleitt to every goddamn interview I go to. And I turn my hat backwards when it's time to negotiate salaries. because HR is only here for one goddamn reason. 040
Earl F***ing Weaver @earlfckinweaver.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Can't watch the game, but according to the gamecast, that 1st pitch to Goldschmidt was clearly a strike. Is gamecast wrong or are we out of challenges or something? 000