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carson

@ccress.bsky.social
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husband to my beautiful wife twitter refugee into music, sports, reality tv and my cats 🎞️ 📷 🎧 🌴 ⚾️ 🎸 📍Los Angeles, CA

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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 13/05/2026
All around me are familiar faces Worn out places, worn out faces Bright and early for the daily races Going nowhere, going nowhere
Chicago pope singing mad world into a microphone, it sounds pretty good actually
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LunaLuvgood2020 @lunaluvgood2020.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Send me In honor of Jesse Jackson
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Mike Luckovich @mluckovich.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
A photo of Harry Styles wearing a suit while sitting on a stage holding a microphone.
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Abduction of Proserpina, by Giambologna, 1579 (from the @NortonSimon Museum in Pasadena), 📸 by @nturchiarophoto
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Can the Green Party’s little animal symbol please be these frogs? Who do I have to talk to?
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
advertise your account with a gif
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a man on a boat says i hope you 're hungry while holding a silver tray
Alt: Nathan Fielder from Nathan For You lifting off a silver tray cover, revealing an empty tray with no food. Captions on the bottom say “I hope you’re hungry… for nothing”. The two men are on a boat, Nathan is wearing a plaid blue button up long sleeve shirt and a ball cap. The other man is wearing a sailors cap and a black with wool trimmed collar jacket, he laughs and covers his mouth in excitement when the tray is revealed to be empty.
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
these damn cookies are now my weakness. what did I get myself into
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
some of my posts are authored from the toilet? I guess I could start clarifying which ones more often
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
just walked out side and saw this in the LA sky. space x blow up again?
A streak of blue light from a rocket of some sort.
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
have you guys had the sm’oreos? they’re so good
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Justin Bieber’s new album is so good
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Drake dropped a single and immediately Kendrick drops new music. K dot will never let him have that top spot
A screenshot of Clips, Kendrick Lamar, Pusha T, and Malice’s new song “Chains & Whips” right above Drake’s new song “What Did I Miss?”
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
just walked up to my wife and her sister sitting out by the pool in my bathing suit asking if I could pull her for a chat. for a whole 30 seconds I was on Love Island #LoveIslandUSA
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
we’re cooked. Google is getting too advanced
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Amy Schumer on Love Island after sun was a bad decision. After she said she can’t trust Nic, I can’t trust her (I have never trusted her) #LoveIslandUSA
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Lizzo’s new album is 🔥🔥 @lizzobeeating.bsky.social
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
someone please help me understand why the villa voted this way… #LoveIslandUSA
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
someone ripped our “anti Elon Tesla club” sticker off our car… who tf would do that other than Elon himself?
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Everyone who used the Manchild Sabrina Carpenter song over an edit of Nic from love island needs to apologize rn. He and Ace are clocked in on the villa situations #LoveIslandUSA
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Huda on Love Island is so emotionally abusive. It’s dragging the entire Villa down. She’s not open to finding any sort of love and her time has run short. Free Jeremiah! #loveisland
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
A German Shepard dog at the No Kings protest wearing a tan harness. Attached to the tan harness is a cardboard sign saying “I smell facism” in red ink. The dog smiles at the camera.
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
can Fred Again.. please release Actual Life 4. just assuming it’s an album or going to be an album
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
MAGA at this point is a terrorist geoup
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Benjamin Easter, Free Palestine @pighway.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
If the United States saw what the United States is doing in the United States, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.
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JΛKΣ✌️ @mothmanshadow.com · 09/06/2025
LAPD out there like
The popo pepper sprayed a sin bather in a a Georges Seurat painting
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Velour Shirt @object.works · 03/05/2025
I probably would have used a nine iron there myself
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
someone get Hank, he’s unhinged
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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
ok this is obviously just Nic Cage moonlighting as a phillies player?
Matt Stahm. he looks exactly like Nic cage
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I guess on April fools they turn off the satire
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
there’s someone out there who’s job is to bedazzle the road lines
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 30/03/2025
judging someone with claustrophobia is to put them in a box and that scares them
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
anyone else’s cats go nuts for pizza?
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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
sell peanut butter in wide tubs, not deep jars. tired of gettin pb on my knucks
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
life just doesn’t wait for anything. it just hurls things at you one after another
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Nikola Tesla would have hated Elon
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
The world lost a great man today 😢
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Happy international Women’s day @thejordanne.bsky.social 🥰
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
is it possible for an Oscars performance to win an Emmy? Cynthia Erivo’s deserves it
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
this is what plays in my head when im going to post a skeet
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Cynthia Erivo’s new song is so good also, the remixes are gonna be 🔥
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
i’m glad Google blurred their face. wouldn’t want their identity just out in the public like that
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
I thought this was RFK Jr for a second
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
I love my new profile banner! Most of them are goners
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