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carson

@ccress.bsky.social
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husband to my beautiful wife twitter refugee into music, sports, reality tv and my cats 🎞️ 📷 🎧 🌴 ⚾️ 🎸 📍Los Angeles, CA

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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Hi! I know you posted long ago but my wife and I are selling our 2 tickets to Harry for this week 9/9. Lower bowl section 104!
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
My sparklers keep being out out by the water though. Instructions unclear
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 13/05/2026
All around me are familiar faces Worn out places, worn out faces Bright and early for the daily races Going nowhere, going nowhere
Chicago pope singing mad world into a microphone, it sounds pretty good actually
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I see the klan has new wardrobe and new hats
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Saw one the other day too
A black Chevy Silverado with a slanted bed cover making it look like a cybertruck.
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Who wore it better tho
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Love mauve
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
USA is officially a Putin puppet. He is controlling everything this administration does and says
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LunaLuvgood2020 @lunaluvgood2020.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Send me In honor of Jesse Jackson
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Mike Luckovich @mluckovich.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Then who did I marry
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Wow had no idea you two were a couple
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
It all started with Tobey
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
My wife read 70 books last year, and not just short smut books either.. While she hasn’t read Wuthering Heights (didn’t want to til after the movie) and she is def a target audience for the movie. I also loved the movie
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
My wife and I both really liked it
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I wish this was the case
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
He was legally licensed to carry too. It was holstered. There is a clip of an ICE agent taking his pistol out of his back waistband holster.
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Nuremberg Trials pt II the Minnesota Trials
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
And now executing American citizens for practicing their 2A right.
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
A photo of Harry Styles wearing a suit while sitting on a stage holding a microphone.
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
People are just angry bc it’s now becoming an internet fad to be mad at stranger things and everyone is hoping on the bandwagon. It’s irritating how they pick the smallest things to cherry pick, something not even remotely related to the plot.
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
This is not at all accurate. Did you just draw lines in whichever direction you wanted?
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
God you people are miserable
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
even better, silly bands!
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Congratulations, Mayor Mamdani!
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Abduction of Proserpina, by Giambologna, 1579 (from the @NortonSimon Museum in Pasadena), 📸 by @nturchiarophoto
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Look at his right hand 😏
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Love the hidden bird in this picture
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Can the Green Party’s little animal symbol please be these frogs? Who do I have to talk to?
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
We starting a tread of babes?
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
that’s so next level
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
This is amazing.
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
advertise your account with a gif
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a man on a boat says i hope you 're hungry while holding a silver tray
Alt: Nathan Fielder from Nathan For You lifting off a silver tray cover, revealing an empty tray with no food. Captions on the bottom say “I hope you’re hungry… for nothing”. The two men are on a boat, Nathan is wearing a plaid blue button up long sleeve shirt and a ball cap. The other man is wearing a sailors cap and a black with wool trimmed collar jacket, he laughs and covers his mouth in excitement when the tray is revealed to be empty.
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
these damn cookies are now my weakness. what did I get myself into
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
yes, the gluten is fresh indeed!
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
can’t wait for daily live podcasts through the post season!
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
I suck at making them but will do my best. I’ll drink it for you
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a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is looking at the camera and making a funny face .
Alt: a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is looking at a kid yell at him to “make me an old fashioned clown!”
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
a maple old fashioned tho slaps 🥃
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
omg he is so sweet. his little head tilt 😭
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
unmask all these Nazis. FUCK ICE.
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
fuckyeas
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
We’ll see it in the World Series championship edit
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
some of my posts are authored from the toilet? I guess I could start clarifying which ones more often
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
And Apple TV apps
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Honey Nut Cheerios has a whole new meaning
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
love paying for this shitty edit of her riding a horse with all of our tax money
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Fucking dumb actually. I thought for a second our time changed from 1am to 4am.
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carson @ccress.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
lullaby!
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