cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026just posting this on a private sm account would be embarrassing. 120
cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 08/09/2026recently saw a preview for a russell crowe exorcist movie and felt like i was losing it because plot was so different from what I remembered watching. 010
cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 22/08/2026the new girl pre-jack(ed) reacher jumpscare episode always gets me 2110
cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 11/08/2026my PT casually said “theracaning” the other day and I had to be like ma’am please explain your words 000
cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 22/07/202650% of all jimothy merch profits should go to jimothy 030
cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 07/07/2026oh you think McConnell can’t do his job? clearly you’ve not met his senior aide 000
cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 30/06/2026AI has made browsing so tedious that I don’t even bother. I used to love the internet! 010
cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Hey so real quick what the FUCK. The Mt Olivet Baptist Church vacation bible school in Lexington with Pastor Dwayne Walker. 000
cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 21/06/2026DMV locals please be on the lookout for the suspect 000
cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Watch this psycho. He’s so wound up at the end of the video that a fellow Nazi has to physically make him back off. 031
cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Looking powerful sir! Your diaper just exploded in a manner never before thought possible. 0110
cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Child abusers protecting child abusers protecting child abusers. 031
cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Looks like this is the guy who shot first. In the other video you can see him and one other psycho continuing to fire as they back away. 010
cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 24/01/2026This psycho unholsters after the first shot and starts firing as he backs away. 111
cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 29/11/2025Someone get the ref some hand warmers he can’t even grab the flag lol 020
cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 16/11/2025Why is Bill Maher morphing into Fran Sinclair 010
cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 21/10/2025“In this year’s index, 41 cities were unaffordable, up from 38 cities last year.” 010
cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 30/09/2025This guy is the reason you have to walk your kids to the bathroom at the lake campsite. Also he skipped leg day for appx 20 years. 010
cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 30/09/2025Gillian Anderson: 11/10 since Chernobyl exploded (unrelated) 000
cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 17/09/2025The lobstah may not be from here… but it’ll sure seem like it. 020
cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 08/09/2025“Enigmas never age” is a super weird thing to say. Rearrange the letters and you get… 030
cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 30/08/2025It’s giving choose your own adventure bridal party. 010
cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 23/06/2025Tough times. No doubt about it. Times are tough. No doubt about it. 010
cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 10/06/2025she is my beatitude, the destroyer of all vices and the queen of virtue, salvation. 010
