Reposted by cavatappi_papiJenn Budd @jennbudd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026DHS is simply buying local cops’ support with our tax dollars. Like I’ve been saying, they own a lot of these cops. www.wsj.com/us-news/immi... 0438173
Reposted by cavatappi_papiMemento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026iiiiit kindddaaaa feeeeels like a bourbon night, fellas 9975
cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026just posting this on a private sm account would be embarrassing. 120
Reposted by cavatappi_papiJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Any time I meet someone under 5’3”, I mentally prepare myself to answer a riddle 1627466
cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026damn i’ve misunderstood what best means my entire life wow 091
cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026pro tip: if you find out a guy you know SA someone you can just go kick his ass. you won’t get in trouble- it’s like how nobody calls the cops when someone steals their drugs. bring a buddy with you to also help end the male loneliness epidemic.static.klipy.comThe More You Know Shooting Star MemeAlt: The More You Know Shooting Star Meme 000
Reposted by cavatappi_papiRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026the right's crippling lack of ball knowledge strikes again 873405387
cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026These weirdos are so insecure they feel threatened on a national scale… relax, the cool mariachi bros probably won’t steal your girl. 000
cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026not a comic book nerd (no shade) so i’ve literally no context for what a green lantern is or does and that makes Lanterns exciting and fun to watch. however the “charge” problem is annoying pls stop walking around at 5% like a damn lunatic. 000
cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Brain damage and inhaling cancer isn’t serious huh 🙄 0100
Reposted by cavatappi_papiMemento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026hourglass ankles 634630
Reposted by cavatappi_papiLucas Kaplan @lucaskaplan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026MIN in big trouble if this the how they're (not) helping on Stewie drives: 33011
Reposted by cavatappi_papiMemento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026you must destroy the cursed amulet it is the only way to save mankind 2450982
cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026so they finally washed their mustaches and the ballots stopped smelling weird wow 000
Reposted by cavatappi_papi404 Media @404media.co · 24/09/2026Cops followed EJ Carrion home and arrested him in his drive way one week after he said 'bullshit' at a county meeting in Texas. Here is that body cam footage. @mjgault.bsky.social reports: www.404media.co/watch-body-c... 32229431853
cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026ABA lmaooostatic.klipy.comAlec Baldwin's Glengarry ABCs of ClosingAlt: Alec Baldwin's Glengarry ABCs of Closing 030
cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026nominative determinism demands this child take up the needle and become The Linen Tailor 020
cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026🎵 I want to f you like an animal (parthenogenesis) 010
cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026they raise their hands to harm everyone around them ya donut. 080
cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026waffle house makes insomnia so much more tolerable unfortunately waho isn’t an option so i will eat cereal and miserably wait for my alarm 020
cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026soulmates are when all 4 brains vibe and i think that’s beautiful 000
Reposted by cavatappi_papicalizaybak.bsky.social @calizaybak.bsky.social · 20/09/2026It's all a giant make a wish program for fascists and sociopaths. 072
cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Espresso for me. And since it’s still in the 80s I’m taking a summer Friday. 010
Reposted by cavatappi_papiRaider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 18/09/2026No Big Deal, Just Armed Troops and FBI Outside a Kindergartener's School in DC Because nothing screams "land of the free" quite like a tactical perimeter around story time. 681054558
cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026carving FITZGERALD KILLED MY SON into the chairs at the dmv 000
Reposted by cavatappi_papiMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 17/09/2026reacher season 4 is about the triumph of independent journalism 2559141
cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026i hope good things keep happening for the entire sabbatical 130
cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026it is so validating when a PT or massage therapist can instantly feel what’s wrong with me 000
cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026which leads to kissing boom full circle wow love is amazing 020
Reposted by cavatappi_papiⵣ @bintjeanette.bsky.social · 11/09/2026thank you to the houthis for kicking saudi arabia’s ass on 9/11. you’ve done an incredible justice for the american people. 184
cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Will no one rid me of this turbulent mailman? - my dog growling just low enough to not set off her bark collar 010
Reposted by cavatappi_papiSarah Hörst @planetdr.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I would pay an absurd amount of money for a gym that bans cell phone use on equipment 4583
cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 08/09/2026me and another big powerful guy with tears in our eyes: the one set of footprints in the sand was when you made us do the double piggy back thing so you could see that weird coconut better. 111
cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 08/09/2026recently saw a preview for a russell crowe exorcist movie and felt like i was losing it because plot was so different from what I remembered watching. 010
cavatappi_papi @cavatappipapi.bsky.social · 05/09/2026static.klipy.comVibing Cat Cosmian CatAlt: Vibing Cat Cosmian Cat light show 060
Reposted by cavatappi_papiCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I'm thoroughly convinced every AI stan secretly uses the chatbot feature more than they'll ever admit and believe it's their friend. It's a good explanation for someone going to the mattresses for something backed by all the worst people in the world whom they don't agree with on anything else 271451178
