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@castlejskull.bsky.social
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Nature-loving pagan geek. Pacific Northwest based. I laugh at my own puns. Recovering healthcare professional. I write. I have the best Belgian Malinois ever. Free 🇵🇸. 🌻(neurodivergent)

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Flammable Lector @castlejskull.bsky.social · 2h
Yeah this is a good one.
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 17h
"oh you're working on a new book? can i read this one?" "mom it's about Hell" "well that's no good"
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i suppose i should give update on TXLA (texas library association) situation after they rescinded their invitation over my physical presentation. when story blew up they immediately apologized and reinvited me, i said 'no thank you this year but next year would be great.' there was a reason for this
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“It's never gonna happen,” said Joey as he kissed Ross. He reached down and pulled up his shirt, revealing his hairy stocky torso. “What?” said Ross as he removed his own shirt. Joey pushed him roughly to the sofa, then straddled the lanky yet oddly muscular paleontologist. “You and Rachel.”
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Enabuns✍🏼 @enabuns.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Happy September Eve yall! Had to shake off the cobwebs of my old sketchbook and do a lil warm up to prepare for the best time of the year 🍂🍁 #overthegardenwallfanart #endofsummer #sketchbookart
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Enabuns✍🏼 @enabuns.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"BuT EnA, ZoMbos DonT NeEd MoNeyY" Ok?? How do they buy their zombie blue jeans then? 👖 #ResidentEvil  #REbryan #Bryeon
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мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When I was a kid, you could smoke in restaurants. I hated it, but they made you do it anyway.
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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
32 years of BORT. “Itchy and Scratchy Land” first aired October 2, 1994.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They're like "Grug you have painted your face in an unsettling manner it make children cry" and Grug is like "Grug am a clown, Grug exaggerated features bring whimsy while simultaneously encouraging reflections on the subversion of social norms" And then everyone probably killed and ate Grug
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🌈 Hailey Piper 🌈 @haileypiperfights.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
me watching Gremlins 2: "this would never have happened in Mamdani's New York"
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Forgive me, this is so forward... We never thought we'd open it up to a third, but we talked it over, and you match our vibe exactly. Any interest? — couple planning a murder-suicide
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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
oh yeah I forgot IT'S HALLOWEEN SEASON which means it's finally time for It's Bitter to shine! please enjoy my 34-page horror comic about 3 teenagers on October 31st, 1994 keezyyoung.itch.io/its-bitter
cover of it's bitterpage 1page 2page 3
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Flammable Lector @castlejskull.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
IT MADE A MOO!
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Cindy Phan @cindyphanauthor.com · 01/10/2026
September 30 // October 1
Scully from the X-Files episode, “I’ve.” She’s in a beige flannel shirt and has her auburn hair half-up in a half-messy ponytail. She’s looking into the camera with her lips parted, teeth showing. Billy from Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma (2026). She’s wearing a loose pink robe, her long blond hair flowing over her shoulders. She’s looking into the camera with her lips parted, teeth showing, her face splattered in streams of blood.
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Flammable Lector @castlejskull.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ooooo this is a really good one!
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SquidTips - Aj/Alex/He🏍 🦑🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @squidtips.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ya'll however much you hate your local legislators, it's not enough As ICE abducts dozens of people a week from Seattle, we have a Federal plant on the City Council, working to empower local cops to build a surveillance state under our noses to suppress all dissent Voting won't solve this alone
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That's a $96,318 fine for being raped.
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Time for this classic again.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A man replied to this saying in earnest that women need to get organized and fight for our rights and men will follow. We did that. We do that. We mobilized the largest single day protest in global history on every continent and yet I have fewer rights than my mom did at my age.
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Photo of a book cover which features an illustration of a man and woman meditating aside a chakra map and inside a translucent pyramid which is flying over the desert. Copy and title read

It’s happening again 

WHITE PEOPLE
UP TO
NO GOOD

by John D. Nuagape
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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
you: superheroes are both done and stupid me, placing you in a box: I disagree
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thetruedirtman.bsky.social @thetruedirtman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"My erection felt like a boner" might be one of the greatest assemblies of words ever composed.
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Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Waldorf: Well that puts a new wrinkle on our relationship. Statler: More like a few dozen! Both: BWAHAHAHA
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Muppet Show: Statler & Waldorf in Balcony
Alt: Muppet Show: Statler & Waldorf in Balcony Two Muppets (rich old white men with a penchant for tongue-in-cheek critiques) laughing and dancing in a theater box.
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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
my birthday is on the 2nd but I will be on a plane so I'm doing my birthday post early. honestly the best present ever would be to just share hello sunshine with somebody in your life, whether gifting them a copy, recommending it, leaving a review, telling a local bookseller about it, etc haha
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Flammable Lector @castlejskull.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
🤣
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Flammable Lector @castlejskull.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The kids helping their moms & pops hold down their tables while they take little breaks at this indie event have GOT THE SALES PITCHES DOWN! I love it! Early skills frfr. 🤯 #MassacreOnTheMountain
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darthazius @darthazius.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Stormtroopers:
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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
yeah i promise you what normal people think will be accommodated is not anything like the reality haha. stuff that will be accommodated: having to take a day or two off. *looks at notes* yeah that's the only thing that's on the list actually
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Flammable Lector @castlejskull.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don't know if I ever made the connection that Frankenstein's monster is just a zombie. Like, ofc he is but he's also so much of his own thing. It just didn't intellectually connect for me. It should have. Weird!
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Flammable Lector @castlejskull.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is poetry
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Ayce @flyincasual.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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WereBrawl🦊 @cantaffordbrent.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ai Psychosis this. GPT Brainrot that. Grow up and go insane by glimpsing the impossible angles of the Sleeping One's Dream, and falling into the decadent thrall of the King in Yellow like an adult.
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Cthulhu's Shadow in Call of Cthulhu Gameplay
Alt: Cthulhu's Shadow in Call of Cthulhu Gameplay
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Britain being unable to make Doctor Who and the U.S. being unable to make more Muppet Show feels like the same problem
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 23/09/2026
The question, which was reportedly intended to be rhetorical, was answered in harrowing detail by Sabeen Bhatt, 46, who began by describing every possible calamity in her immediate surroundings, before moving on to the world at large.
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Bystanders traumatised after autistic woman asked “what’s the worst that can happen?”
Bystanders have reportedly been left “traumatised” after overhearing an autistic woman answering the question “what’s the worst that can happen?” The question, which was reportedly intended to be…
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 20/09/2024
science fiction ᵇᵃᶜᵏᶜᵒᵛᵉʳ⬇️
Illustrated book cover featuring giant crabs eating people who are running in every direction. Copy and title read:


On a distant planet of crustaceans exists a new and exciting economic system...
CRABITALISM
Humans go in - Crabs become more powerful!
HORK MYXLN
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This 👇 👇 👇
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Flammable Lector @castlejskull.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I love these so much!
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Walsh Wettengle @walshwettengle.com · 22/09/2026
Looking for the perfect place to read your spookiest tales? We've got room for ya. HMU asap. #IndieHorror #SeattleWriters #WriterSky #WritingCommunity
A body of text with a veiled face in the background that reads: 

Seattle & PNW Horror Writers!
We have a couple reading slots left for Oct 4 @ 3pm in White Center with the local HWA chapter. Hit me up here or Insta for deets @walshwettengle.com! Theme is the thinning of the veil this timeof year but general horror also considered. Bring your most terrifying!
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 18/09/2026
If u die on bsky u die irl
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Stephen Graham Jones @stephengrahamjones.com · 19/09/2026
And one Buffalo to rule them all. (I know: “as if.” But it’s fun to say)
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Bluesky hired a head of communications six months ago and still has staff popping onto their official personal profiles, with their faces and everything, to say "Thanks for asking... Yes! Here, you can wish out loud for every trans person to die! That, specifically, isn't against our rules."
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My @nytimes.com piece about the rebellion against Flock will be in print tomorrow and that's pretty cool.
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Opinion | Why People Are Sabotaging Flock Surveillance Cameras
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Flammable Lector @castlejskull.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Metal Edge made me do a Mötley Crüe Top 5. Please don't make me do this for Guns 'n Roses. 5-Home Sweet Home 4-Looks That Kill 3-Danger 2-Wild Side 1-Too Young To Fall in Love Honorable mention: Live Wire (there is cowbell!) Keep Kickstart My Heart out of this list. The worst.
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Howard Ashman 🔪stab🔪 account @michaelchu7.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I didn't realize that one of the acts was also his touring band, lmao he's so fucked He really said "I am not complicit" and then every one of these artists said "oh yes the fuck you are"
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Ross Johnson @rosserford.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“I’m not complicit” is a wild thing to say when you’ve just signed on with Robert Kraft: MAGA billionaire, Epstein pal, and ethnic cleansing enthusiast who donates planes to ICE. I’ve lost sleep over not doing more, and I’m nobody at all.
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Dawn Xiana Moon @dawnxianamoon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
That he apparently missed that his backing band founded Irish Artists for Palestine is wild.
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Bloody Disgusting @bloody-disgusting.com · 13/09/2026
Find out what Jason really is this Halloween season. Watch the official trailer for CRYSTAL LAKE. All 8 episodes premiere October 15 on Peacock.
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Bloody Disgusting @bloody-disgusting.com · 14/09/2026
The new horror series YAGA premieres October 23. Only on AMC+. The half-hour series reimagines the myth of Baba Yaga as a contemporary mystery thriller set in a small coastal town. Noah Reid, Hudson Williams, Clark Backo, and Carrie-Anne Moss star.
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Merry and Pippin saying "But what about Third Rectum?"
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Flammable Lector @castlejskull.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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