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Flammable Lector

@castlejskull.bsky.social
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Nature-loving pagan geek. Pacific Northwest based. I laugh at my own puns. Recovering healthcare professional. I write. I have the best Belgian Malinois ever. Free 🇵🇸. 🌻(neurodivergent)

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Flammable Lector @castlejskull.bsky.social · 4h
So we need to invent an electronic vermifuge? Quick! Where's a cyber herbalist when you need one?!
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Flammable Lector @castlejskull.bsky.social · 4h
Lucky Day and Bury Your Gays often fight for the #1 Chuck Tingle book in my top 3, the third which is Straight. The probability events along with the cosmic horror was an immensely creative combination and had me hooked from the beginning. Definitely going to be reading it for a 2nd time soon!
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Flammable Lector @castlejskull.bsky.social · 5h
🤣🤣🤣
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 23h
In what is sure to "shake up" the already unpredictable battleground of the upcoming 2026 midterm elections as an October surprise, President Trump has died.
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Flammable Lector @castlejskull.bsky.social · 17h
Red Torchnado
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Flammable Lector @castlejskull.bsky.social · 18h
Not me walking away very fast from that Beware of Elk sign.
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Tamara (Rhymes With Camera) Sellman @rhymeswithcamera.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
TONIGHT at 630pm, I'll be interviewed by local award-winning writer/filmmaker Jessica Dubey at Eagle Harbor Books, Bainbridge Island. Event is free to the public but please do RSVP! buff.ly/yAk2Zqd
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Flammable Lector @castlejskull.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This is the gummest thing you've ever told us.
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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happy brickentimes day @bigblocks.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
me at a car dealership: these used to all be horses
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Flammable Lector @castlejskull.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Welp. That's everything, then.
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Flammable Lector @castlejskull.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Are you a writer of horror or speculative fiction near south King County and want to join a free write-in group? Starts next month!
An event flyer for Mellified Murmurs, a writing meetup hosted by the Horror Writers Association Seattle Chapter and Oppegaard Meadery.

• Top Logos:
	• Left: Horror Writers Association Seattle Chapter logo featuring a stylized Space Needle.
	• Center: Oppegaard Meadery logo with an intricate orange dragon design.
• Main Text:

	• "Mellified Murmurs: A free semi-silent writing meetup for dark fic & speculative writers who also love mead."

• Schedule:
	• Saturday, November 14
	• 2:00pm–3:00pm unspeakable writing
	• 3:00pm–3:30pm socialize or keep writing!

• Visual Artwork: A digital illustration of a dark, rustic wooden table featuring an open laptop, an inkwell with a quill, a stack of old books, a lit candle, and a glass. A honey dipper at the top right drips honey into a deep red puddle resembling blood.

• Location (Bottom):
	• Join Us At Oppegaard Meadery, 600 Industry Dr, Tukwila, WA.
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Flammable Lector @castlejskull.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/lian...
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Flammable Lector @castlejskull.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Beautiful.
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Flammable Lector @castlejskull.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Imma make you watch me shop with your credit card.
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Flammable Lector @castlejskull.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Oh man. I forgot about Sixlets. Used to be my favorite along with Twin Bings and Maple Bun candy bars.
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I feel like "but X is the relevant app! it's where it all goes down!" is not a good sales pitch to the users of this site, all of whom are a couple bad days away from moving to the woods
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Oh Wow.
Tweet one:
James Talarico posts a picture with Kacey Musgraves.

Tweet two:
Kristi Noem responds "I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day.

And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico."

Tweet three:
Kacey Musgraves responds "I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it."
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Flammable Lector @castlejskull.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
That's like the best motto ever for an artist.
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Flammable Lector @castlejskull.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Oh, I definitely would have managed to do this kind of stuff. 😭😭😭 Lol. Also that's on them for podcasting in public! I'm appalled. It's like laying a trap specifically for neurodivergent people. Lol.
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Flammable Lector @castlejskull.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oh yes, the scene that's missing from To Kill A Sacred Deer. Ok but voice to text wanted me to have said tequila secret deer, apparently.
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Buddy Goodboy, Esq. @buddygoodboy.com · 11/10/2026
I always got the sense from Fred and Wilma that there was genuine affection there—not once between George and Jane. I think they opened up the bedroom to Rosie to stay together for the kids.
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Flammable Lector @castlejskull.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Reported for misleading information.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Australopithecus 3 million years ago:
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Keter-Class Kobold @koboldred.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
bringing this back around
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Flammable Lector @castlejskull.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I dunno... Lots of people don't wear pants
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
No I don't think so. I didn't see anything.
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
imagining Waria, the evil Maria from sound of music, putting on a bunch of nazi puppet shows and farting
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Flammable Lector @castlejskull.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'm currently watching I Bought A Vampire Motorcycle and it's all @kingofpants.bsky.social's fault.
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Flammable Lector @castlejskull.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I thought it was interesting to have Carrie's reaction to the active shooter drill. Do I have anything else good to say about it? It was fine, but mid? And what is with the Xavier School of Psychics? Dumb as hell. Like, how am I supposed to watch 7 more episodes of this? That's too much Carrie.
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Flammable Lector @castlejskull.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Carrie ep1 ✔️ Always happy to see Rahul Kohli and I think Samantha Sloyan was perfectly cast as Piper Laurie. Great to see the raining stones on the White's house and acknowledgement of the book ending with the destruction of Main Street. Totally hate the video interview format Flanagan is using.
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Flammable Lector @castlejskull.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Only thing that kept me watching lol
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Flammable Lector @castlejskull.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Jessica Lange came back for THAT?
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Flammable Lector @castlejskull.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I really enjoy bluesky as an alternative to rightwing twitter but facebook is just as bad and there is nothing analogous to it. I want to leave fb so bad...
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Flammable Lector @castlejskull.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Reviews are coming in on Rotten Tomatoes now.
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Eric Levai @ericlevai.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Now THIS is how you write a story. Devastating.
Screenshot from this article: https://www.nytimes.com/2026/10/08/us/politics/fort-hood-execution-streamed-public.html?unlocked_article_code=1.HVE.Rw7O.Sj-0_s5YONzL&smid=nytcore-android-share
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The next Democratic president should appoint 700 Supreme Court justices, and during their first session, without warning, they should all swarm Bret Kavanaugh and eat him.
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The Kyiv Independent @kyivindependent.com · 07/10/2026
Amid the rubble of a Ukrainian apartment building, locals have one wish for Putin’s birthday A Russian cruise missile hit a five-story apartment building in Pryluky, Chernihiv Oblast, on Oct. 7, killing at least 20 people, including five children — three of them only one year old.
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Amid the rubble of a Ukrainian apartment building, locals have one wish for Putin’s birthday
PRYLUKY, Chernihiv Oblast – Families stand outside the ruins of a five-story apartment building, watching rescuers dig through what remains of their homes. Some sit wrapped in blankets, staring at th...
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Flammable Lector @castlejskull.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh no. Larfleeze might be hot. 😖
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Robert Cruickshank @robertcruickshank.com · 08/10/2026
Miller needs to spend the rest of his life in jail, and any Democrat not committed to ensuring that happens doesn’t deserve to hold office.
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Flammable Lector @castlejskull.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
But... but... the basement ghost and the dumbwaiter in Hill House. The way I screeeamed. 🤣
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Flammable Lector @castlejskull.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You or the ride?
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Flammable Lector @castlejskull.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I mean... Wut? 😆
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Flammable Lector @castlejskull.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Tonight if anyone wants to go! I'm not reading but thinking about attending. #hwa #IndieHorror #WriterSky preservewa.org/events/terri...
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Terrifying Tales presented by Horror Writers Association of Seattle — Washington Trust for Historic Preservation
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Flammable Lector @castlejskull.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I have so much sheet ghost art. Lol.
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Flammable Lector @castlejskull.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Is he doing so well there because of his transphobia?
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Miranda Yaver @mirandayaver.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is utterly horrific. "Greene-Placentia struggled to open her eyes. She felt a sharp pain below her waist. The attacker was pulling his penis out of her. She heard him mumble something like, '-ic bitch, not a very good fuck,' which her mind filled in as 'Democratic bitch,' she recalled."
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Flammable Lector @castlejskull.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Well... This makes me want to watch it lol
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Flammable Lector @castlejskull.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Trans-affirming horror comic. FTW! 🖤🩸😴
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RaccoonMoose @raccoonmoose.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If anyone wants to make busytown underwear for adults my credit card is ready
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