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Carol Green

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Bicycle, pen. 🌻🍉🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Tāmaki Makaurau Auckland. Toitū Te Tiriti. She/her. Linktree: linktr.ee/carolgreen

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Carol Green @carolgreen.bsky.social · 12h
Sure, the lilac trees on the NW cycleway smell heavenly, but have you smelled the sperm tree? 🌈 🐳 🌳
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(((𝙴𝚖𝚖𝚊𝙲𝚘𝚘𝚔))) @creativeelc.bsky.social · 22h
The youth journalists are doing amazing mahi. This video is off of Instagram. It's really bloody awful how this man thinks life is only a 'pay to play' way. Sickening. Show this to your young voters. 9 days left to enrol! #NzPol #NzElection2026
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Sharon Murdoch @domesticanimal.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
My #cartoon today #NZpol #Beneficiaries #Children #Poverty #Disability
Cartoon. Title: “The In-cent-ivator” Salesman. PM Christopher Luxon showing off a couple of “iron maiden” torture devices, a small one and an adult sized one, saying to a mother and child, “Very popular with the public” then off to the side, “Mr Seymour, how’s the model for the disabled coming along?” He replies, “Good”
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Bruce Buckman @brucebuckman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Blue-greens are just people who like nice murals of native birds in the foyers of private hospitals.
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Sharon Murdoch @domesticanimal.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Health targets. My #cartoon today #Health #NZpol
Cartoon. Title: “Health Targets” Simeon Brown pushing a patient in a wheelchair, in an Emergency Department. He’s wheeling her towards a cupboard that is stuffed full of people, and saying, “Technically, this isn’t the ED. Our targets are working!”
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Jolisa Gracewood @nzdodo.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The self-styled experts in identifying “wasteful spending” seem to have a lot of relevant material close to hand… #nzpol
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Daniel Vernon @yeehawtheboys.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Do you HATE the arts? Prefer to judge a book by its cover AND contents? Well, I've just released a FOUR-PAGE PREVIEW of my new book LOCAL LEGENDS over at my Substack. Have a peek, and maybe grab a pre-order? yeehawtheboys.substack.com/p/maui-vs-th...
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Daniel Radosh @radosh.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
My kid has started a Letterboxd list called Killer Sweaters for films where the killer wears a great sweater and they've asked me to throw it out to Bluesky for more because "that's the kind of thing those weirdos like to do"
Chris Pratt: Knives OutBetsy Palmer: Friday the 13thMatthew Lillard: ScreamMasato Hagiwara: Cure
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Jeremy Cole @jeremycole.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
How do y’all feel about bikepacking across New Zealand?
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Carol Green @carolgreen.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Um, congratulations?
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Hayden Donnell @haydendonnell.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
"I'd really like to be recognised for my journalism outside of New Zealand" *monkey's paw curls*
John Oliver quoting me on Kiwibank's sexy green-haired sheep Buck
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Bike Auckland @bikeauckland.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
NW path users at Carrington Rd please be aware! Stormwater and utility upgrades at Carrington Rd/Sutherland Rd junction with stop/go lights. Cycles should use the footpath around the corner to the crossing. Please go slow, watch out for cars and small people accessing the kindy.
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John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
BALE SNAILS
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Ben Dickson @drbenomycin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Friends of Kirikiriroa, you must all know someone who played a wind instrument in their youth and hasn't picked it up in years who would enjoy a social band experience working towards amazing music? Please PLEASE prompt them to have a go!
waikatosymphonicband.nz
Band Highlights | WSBNZ
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max power 🌌 @sneptech.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Chris Williams (dink) @chriswilliams-dink.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Cartoon of mine in the current Big Issue magazine @bigissue.com. Grab a copy from your local vendor while you can.
Dink cartoon from Big Issue - The four horsemen of the apocalypse meet. The leader Death is holding a newspaper that reads 'AI may wipe out humanity'. They say ""So guys, this morning we have a new team member joining us." To the right on a fifth horse is a smiling and waving AI robot.
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Sharon Murdoch @domesticanimal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A Dutch environmental group claims NZ has broken its climate change commitments made in the EU free trade agreement, and has filed a complaint through the European Commission. NZ govt is looking around for someone to blame. My #Cartoon today #NZpol #EUfreeTrade #ClimateChange
Cartoon. Title: “Patriot Games” PM Christopher Luxon and Trade Minister Todd McClay as schoolboys, looking surly. Luxon is saying, “Breaching the European Free Trade agreement?! What I want to know is who dobbed us in?!” McClay is saying, “Oooh, ha, watch yourself Chlöe” as she falls over his outstretched foote.w
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Tze Ming Mok 莫志明 @tzemingdynasty.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Dan beat me to it but it's actually a reaction to this moment... Luxon: [rules out Opportunity because 'no new taxes'] Hipkins: But you're happy to work with racists.
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@burnettaotearoa @burnettaotearoa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Some fantastic news for HIV prevention in Aotearoa. From 1 Dec (World AIDS Day), publicly funded PrEP and PEP will be available to everyone in the country who needs it, regardless of visa status. It's a win for common sense & evidence-based policy. 💊🌈 www.burnettfoundation.org.nz/articles/new...
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Free HIV preventive treatment for all in Aotearoa
As of December 1, publicly funded medication and their associated tests will be available to all on Aotearoa soil.  This means that HIV prevention tools are available to all in New Zealand, regardless...
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Russell Brown @publicaddress.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mill Road sucks: "In other words, it would cost the country more than the entire City Rail Link project… to enlarge one local road in Auckland, parallel to an existing motorway, in a way that will change nothing: people will still be stuck in traffic." www.greaterauckland.org.nz/2026/10/06/t...
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Transport policy on the campaign trail - Greater Auckland
Election campaigning is now in full swing. We’ve previously reported on the (unwise)
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Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @london.gov.uk · 28/09/2026
The countdown is on for a traffic-free Oxford Street. Monday 26 October marks a new chapter for the nation’s high street as it becomes pedestrianised.
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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026
talent is a lie
a cartoon picture of a frog throwing a crooked looking clay vase with the words “talent is a lie, just do it anyway”
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Barbarella Stormforce @barbarasturmfels.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A thing to remember about the Green Party's proposed wealth tax is that wealthy people will still be wealthy after they've paid the tax.
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Neal Curtis @nihilcurtis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Since it was created in 1975, the Waitangi Tribunal has awarded $2.8bn to Iwi. In one year, the govt Peters is part of gave away $3bn to landlords in socially worthless tax breaks. Peterson and this govt should be abolished. #NZpol
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Guy Body @bodycartoon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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🌬Breeze @cool-summer-breeze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is the Stolen Neighbors Quilt. Each of the 11,000 squares represents a person taken by ICE in Minnesota.
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Barry Deutsch @barrydeutsch.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
The Criminalizing Homelessness Cycle There's a blog post about this #PoliCartoon at www.patreon.com/posts/115113.... Doing cartoons like this takes a lot of time - and I can do it because of all the super cool people supporting the work at patreon.com/barry.
TRANSCRIPT OF CARTOON

This cartoon has four panels, arranged so that they can be read in a clockwise circle. Each panel shows the same character - a homeless man wearing jeans, a hoodie, and a knit cap. I'll call him "Knit."

TOP PANEL

Knit is lying on a park bench, looking like he just woke up, and with a confused expression on his face. A cop holding a billy club stands over him.

COP: Get up! Public sleeping is now a crime. You're going to jail.

An arrow leads from that panel to:

RIGHT HAND PANEL

Knit, looking confused and unhappy, is being kicked out of a building that has a sign over the door: "JAIL." Knit looks confused and unhappy. We don't see anything of the person kicking Knit out except for the shoe and leg that are doing the kicking.

KICKING GUY: You've served your time. Get out!

An arrow leads from that panel to:

BOTTOM PANEL

Knit, with a disappointed expression, is listening to a businessman-looking type wearing a necktie talk. The businessman has a stern expression.

BUSINESSMAN: You've been in jail! I'd never hire you, or rent to you.

An arrow leads from that panel to:

LEFT HAND PANEL

It's dark out; the only light is coming from a door which has been open a crack. Knit stands in front of the door. A sign above the door says "SHELTER." A woman inside is speaking to Knit through the crack.

WOMAN: Sorry, out of beds. Good luck.

An arrow leads from that panel back to the TOP PANEL.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
if you liked the thread about “everyone on the bus has realized the driver is going the wrong way,” you will love “hundreds of confused Portlanders ditched by crew and stranded in Iceland” I have to go to bed but I need to know if Sarah makes it to her flight!!!
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Ben Gracewood @ben.gracewood.nz · 23/09/2026
Yes. www.labour.org.nz/news/speech-...
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Mikaela Nyman @miknyman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Happy news 🎉 the Children’s Writer in Residence in Otago is returning in 2027! Apply by 18 Oct. The residency is made possible with support from Creative New Zealand and Robert Lord Writers Cottage. More info & link to applications here: www.otago.ac.nz/news/newsroo...
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Sharon Murdoch @domesticanimal.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
PM Christopher Luxon, Green Party co-leader Chlöe Swarbrick, and the groceries. My SST #cartoon today #NZpol #CostOfLiving #Supermarkets
Cartoon. Title: “Work it!” The Dancing Cossacks from the 1970s National Party ad, with PM Christopher Luxon as one of them, carrying two supermarket bags, labelled Pak’NSave and New World. Green Party co-leader Chlöe Swarbrick in the background, clapping and saying, “Dah! Dah! Dah! Go, Comrade Luxon!”
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Jolisa Gracewood @nzdodo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Great policy in tough times: a) instantly comprehensible b) tackles something we can ALL see & feel c) tangible/ measurable outcomes d) logical extension of the residential rent situation e) if we can fix this, we can fix other stuff Smart, sensible, sane stuff! #nzpol www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
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Greens announce reforms to lower commercial rents, fill empty shops
The Green Party is pledging to restore city centre vibrancy by ensuring market rent reviews for small businesses can lower rents, and letting councils run rental auctions for spaces that have been emp...
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
2020 v 2026
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Andrew Jull NZRN (he/him) @andrewjull.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Spoke to the owner of the Green Dolphin this afternoon and Sunday was his best day for sales ever. Said so many ppl were “train curious”. Assistant in Crushes said they were doing great business thanks to the CRL and had ppl coming up to K Rd from city centre for their lunchtime.
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thatgirlinsb @34thparallel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Protesters at the Irish Open. shitler’s international golf links and hotel Doonbeg, Ireland. Thank you, Doonbeg!
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Mike Dickison @adzebill.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This is such a great tool for strategic voting. I discovered the Green MP contesting Christchurch Central wants two ticks, but she’ll be getting in on the list anyway—so anyone voting for her will just split the left vote and maybe hand this Labour seat to the Nats.
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Andrew Jull NZRN (he/him) @andrewjull.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Love it already. mihiforbes.substack.com/p/rangatirat...
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Rangatiratanga, with a side of Māori tea
Welcome to my reckons and rants.
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Jeanie Finlay @jeaniefinlay.com · 05/09/2026
This is what happens when you programme by ai My new film was made in Hartlepool. About a fishing community in Hartlepool. Film is being released nationally, we’re booking cinemas across Uk. Guess where we can’t book? You guessed it. Vue Hartlepool “Too much of a risk” Help us convince them
All Rivers
Spill Their Stories
To The Sea 
A FILM BY JEANIE FINLAY
POOL SOLUTIO
DO YOU WANT TO SEE THIS FILM IN HARTLEPOOL?
Vue, Hartlepool is not convinced there is an audience for this film, help us show them there is!
Leave a comment + share with your friends.
Thank you!
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Hayden Donnell @haydendonnell.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Imagine what it would be like if Mr Fix It wasn't on the case
Audrey young calling simeon brown health mr fix itPatients in soiled beds24 hour ED waits in WellingtonSecond patient found dead in waikato hospital toilet
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Daniel Moser @dmoser.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Pollution levels in London after 10 years of advancing sustainable transport.
Map showing Lower Pollution levels in London after 10 years of advancing sustainable transport.
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Sharon Murdoch @domesticanimal.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Cutting JobSeeker Support for 18- and 19-year-olds who can’t find work, and whose parents earn as little as $67,225, during a cost of living crisis and high youth unemployment. My #cartoon today #NZpol #JobSeeker #YouthUnemployment
Cartoon. Title: “The Carry” Two frames. 1st frame, A rugby player running with the ball. Caption: “An All Black carrying an air-filled ball over the try line. Hooray!!!” Frame 2: a woman running with a small child tied to her front, and a teenager tied to her back, with a box tied on, that is labelled, “Hopes and dreams of a jobless teenager” The woman is looking at her watch and carrying a shopping bag with “Cost of Living” written on it. The caption says, “A low-wage parent carrying the weight of the world over a moving try line…”
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Tommy Siegel @tommysiegel.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
a thread of some of my dumbest bird comics to date
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Sassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
They shut down flu tracking and flu is out of control. They cancelled ferries to save money and now we are gonna get shittier ferries that cost more. They fired all the public servants and unemployment went up. They gave landlords tax breaks and homelessness people are dying on the streets.
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Sharon Murdoch @domesticanimal.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Dr Brown makes a medical breakthrough. My #cartoon today #NZpol #HealthSystem #HealthCare
Cartoon. Title: “Medical Breakthrough”  A caption says, “In an audacious innovation Dr Brown transfused $95million from hospitals to GPs” Image shows Health Minister Simeon Brown putting a line into the arm of a skeletal Health System to remove blood and transfer it over to the other arm, overseen by PM Christopher Luxon. Luxon is saying, “Your audacity knows no bounds, Dr Brown!”
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Carol Green @carolgreen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Boooooo 😔
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Carol Green @carolgreen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I’m assuming you’ve tried reporting to AT?? If you got a “computer says no” from them then I suggest emailing Jon Turner at local board.
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Akl City Centre Residents' Group @ccrg.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
City Centre Residents! Could your home help inspire our next projection artwork? Auckland Live is commissioning Windows of Imagination, a new projection for the Te Waihorotiu facade, featuring animated apartment scenes. More info in the images www.dropbox.com/request/ynzr...
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Sharon Murdoch @domesticanimal.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Taxes pay for healthcare, medicines, education, arts, mental health, policing, infrastructure, housing, civil defence, environment, alleviate child poverty, aged care, etc, etc, etc. My #cartoon today #NZpol #taxes
Cartoon. Title: “Exit, stage left and right” Two panels. First panel PM Christopher Luxon and Labour leader Chris Hipkins are frantically running from a little figure behind them who is waving and saying, “Hi! Guys!” 2nd frame the little figure is revealed as the word “TAX” still waving and smiling, saying, “Guys! Can I interest you in a Bed Tax? A Wealth Tax? How about a Levy? A Toll? How about a Toll?”
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Meldrew Point @meldrewpoint.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Happy Meldrew Point Day, Peter Andre! Today you are 19,537 days old and have reached your Meldrew Point - the age of Richard Wilson on the day One Foot In The Grave was first aired on Jan 4, 1990. I don’t believe it!
A picture of the singer Peter Andre, shirtless in a pool in 1996.
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