carltonhimself @carltonhimself.bsky.social · 9hDigging this debut music.apple.com/us/album/wok...music.apple.comWoke County Speed by Woke County Speedway on Apple MusicSong · 2026 · Duration 6:20 010
carltonhimself @carltonhimself.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Just rolled credits. Incredible. Absolutely solidified the Remedy games as my favorite universe in gaming. NG+ time! 010
carltonhimself @carltonhimself.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Good morning did you know that the Tampa Bay Rays baseball club is going to play in the ALCS and the Yankees are not 100
Reposted by carltonhimselfYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 17/09/2023[an awkward minute passes as Death struggles to pick up change from the countertop] Death: (embarrassed) ha ha slippery coins Drugstore Clerk: nah man it’s cuz you got them bone hands 132740602
Reposted by carltonhimselffredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 04/10/2026emergency hotdog that heats up when you crack it like a glow stick 411902323
carltonhimself @carltonhimself.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Jaws II when the bitten in half guy floats past the window. That stuck with me forever. 020
Reposted by carltonhimselfThe Quigadook @quiggy.itch.io · 05/10/2026DYLAN: Hey, uh, Zoe? I found a bathroom, but it says it's "temporally" out of order, not "temporarily". Should I be concerned? ZOE: Ah, shit. The Temporal Restroom must've escaped when the lockdown fell. I'll send a team DYLAN: Looks like you might've already sent them, there's dead agents here too. 04611
carltonhimself @carltonhimself.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I keep helping this paranormal golden retriever in the game I’m playing and she has become my main quest for the game. Gotta make sure she’s okay. 000
carltonhimself @carltonhimself.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Just heard personal jesus and also thought of this 000
carltonhimself @carltonhimself.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Watching highlights from Brandon McNulty’s huge road bike championship win, ending a 33 year drought (with an Armstrong asterisk attached!) for USA. Amazing stuff! 000
carltonhimself @carltonhimself.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I just hit a point in Control Resonant that made me make the jump from enjoying the game to absolutely loving it. 110
carltonhimself @carltonhimself.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Well Scott, I gotta be honest with you…it looked like dogshit 011
carltonhimself @carltonhimself.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The personality the Board is showing so far is delightful. I laughed out loud at this. 010
carltonhimself @carltonhimself.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Rickshaw Billie's Burger Patrol is a real band that is playing in Tampa in December. Hell yeah. 000
carltonhimself @carltonhimself.bsky.social · 21/09/2026This is a VERY GOOD RECORD. Perhaps one of the best this year. music.apple.com/us/album/ter...music.apple.comTerraform the Afterlife by Evil Island on Apple MusicAlbum · 2026 · 13 Songs 000
Reposted by carltonhimselfJames Gunn @jamesgunn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Bowl cut. Back up. An all-new #Lanterns premieres tonight at 9pm on @hbomax.bsky.social! 2481465
carltonhimself @carltonhimself.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Happy Control Resonant preload day to all who preordered 112
Reposted by carltonhimselfMichael Ruocco @michaeljruocco.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Sometimes I browse through heritage auctions and I find the occasional odd gem, but today I stumbled upon the mother-load: these ridiculous grocery store ads promoting the release of The Jungle Book, and each one has me absolutely reeling. Sharing them here so you too can share in my bewildered joy 972737985
carltonhimself @carltonhimself.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Introduce yourself with 5 artists you’ve seen at least twice jawbreaker nofx tyler the creator billy strings preservation hall jazz band or between the buried and me lucero social distortion yachty bad religion 030
Reposted by carltonhimselfWilliam Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I don’t know how many fans my age Billy Strings has, but I’m one for sure, now. Unnerves me that I could have gone this long without having been aware of such a talent. 252598
carltonhimself @carltonhimself.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Detwilers premade subs > Publix fresh made subs. 000
Reposted by carltonhimselfWilliam Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026[Exit Queen.] 2063893711005
Reposted by carltonhimselfMetal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 24/08/2026 771312127
Reposted by carltonhimselfJames Gunn @jamesgunn.bsky.social · 23/08/2026A new episode of #Lanterns airs tonight at 9pm on @hbomax.bsky.social. 3082664
Reposted by carltonhimselfDave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Your own Juggalo Jesus 471114128
Reposted by carltonhimselfCatherine Tinker @catherinetinker.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Good morning, Moms For Liberty got their shit rocked in Sarasota :) 851144
Reposted by carltonhimselfRBLR Rowdies - Tampa Bay @rblrrowdies.rblrsports.com · 07/08/2026Five unknowns from League 1. Zero regrets from the front office. The Rowdies' most uncertain offseason bet has turned into their spine, their outlet ball, and their Swiss army knife. We broke down why the gamble on talent is paying off in a big way. #COYR rblrsports.com/2026/08/07/f... 041
Reposted by carltonhimselfthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close. 86211336646
Reposted by carltonhimselfpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Spider-Man: No Nut November 20129998
Reposted by carltonhimselfLuke Knox @lukeknox.me · 30/07/2026just became aware of William Howard Taft’s 1908 campaign poster 15457061011
Reposted by carltonhimselfScARRRRGHy Gorgon @scarygorgon.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Hello. I just found out that a death metal band has covered John Cage’s 4’33”, and now I need you lot to know that a death metal band has covered John Cage’s 4’33”. youtu.be/voqCQSDAcn8youtu.beJohn Cage - 4' 33'' Death Metal Cover by Dead Territory [ORIGINAL VIDEO]YouTube video by DeadTerritory 5846396
Reposted by carltonhimselfLen Damico @lendami.co · 24/07/2026Lebron in the pit at First Unitarian Church 2203
carltonhimself @carltonhimself.bsky.social · 24/07/2026In the meantime. Mouthrock (the Rock with a Mouth™) hopes you have a wonderful day 011
carltonhimself @carltonhimself.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Me and B are in Wisconsin for Justin Vernon’s Eaux Claires festival. I’ll send some pics through if I remember 120
Reposted by carltonhimselfAdam B. Vary @adambvary.bsky.social · 24/07/2026For box office nerds, this solves a nagging mystery. For any human person who uses the internet, this is a perfect test case for how little prepared we are for what AI is doing to the internet.stephenfollows.comWhat just happened to TheNumbers.com should worry us allIf you work in or around the film industry, there is a decent chance you have used the work of The Numbers this month, whether you realise it or not. 22011
Reposted by carltonhimselfCosta Samaras @costasamaras.com · 19/07/2026Could Excel be conscious? We surveyed more than Jan 1 1900 people to find out. 114137642875
Reposted by carltonhimselfskáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 19/07/2026oh you want healthcare and a house? lol here's a gambling app for your phone you stupid piece of shit 3635140
carltonhimself @carltonhimself.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Wait. Noel’s Dad got shot at Hooters. Unless…wait Branson are you saying this has happened more than once 120
carltonhimself @carltonhimself.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Man, I didn’t know her music outside of the obvious, but “Total Eclipse of the Heart” is a certified banger. RIP.nme.comBonnie Tyler dies "unexpectedly" after "illness" aged 75Legendary Welsh singer Bonnie Tyler has died "unexpectedly" after an "illness" in Portugal at the age of 75. 010
carltonhimself @carltonhimself.bsky.social · 08/07/2026December 18thyoutu.beDune: Part Three | Official TrailerYouTube video by Warner Bros. 000
