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Carl Powers

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Dan Devine @yourmandevine.bsky.social · 22h
Pitching my wife on the most twisted Halloween couples costume idea yet: two Draculas.
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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Some names from Case Keenum’s recruiting class: Percy Harvin, Myron Rolle, Mitch Mustain, DeMarco Murray, Tim Tebow, Jake Locker, Knowshon Moreno, Ricky Stanzi, Todd Reesing
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Payton Tolle will be 23 years and 332 days tomorrow He will be the 3rd-youngest pitcher in Red Sox history to start the first game of a playoff run, behind only: 1912 WS G1 Smoky Joe Wood 22y 349d 1918 WS G1 Babe Ruth 23y 211d
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Carl Powers @carlpowers.com · 26/09/2026
Collin Simmons, please join the Seahawks
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Carl Powers @carlpowers.com · 26/09/2026
Tom Herman's legacy lives on
Tom Herman's piss chart
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Carl Powers @carlpowers.com · 26/09/2026
I'm in tears #hookem
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 25/09/2026
this sentence has a beautiful lilt to it. its a poem
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Ken Childs @thekenchilds.com · 24/09/2026
Rob Manfred when anyone asks him anything about his job:
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Carl Powers @carlpowers.com · 22/09/2026
Rams jerseys are definitely Selfish Teammate and bordering on Blatant Disregard For Your Teammates, You Are Headed To Area 51
Rams Jerseys that look like pissTom Hermans Piss Chart
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Carl Powers @carlpowers.com · 21/09/2026
Is this good?
Drew Lock, 19/26 for 3TDs
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Andy Iwancio @andyiwancio.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Elder God bless Autumn
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Carl Powers @carlpowers.com · 15/09/2026
Sounds like a role Jim Characters would play
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Carl Powers @carlpowers.com · 14/09/2026
And learn to know when it's time to be Reali
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Carl Powers @carlpowers.com · 14/09/2026
My advice to newlyweds, the sooner you figure out which one of you is Kornheiser and which one of you is Wilbon the easier it gets.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 14/09/2026
a small part of my problem with the doomsday claims of ai researchers is that the "AI researchers" never look like this
brent spiner in independence day looking like a real scientist i can trust to be smart and eccentric
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Carl Powers @carlpowers.com · 13/09/2026
Well there was some good news out of Husky Stadium tonight
Dubs, a dog, got to eat a cheeseburger at the Washington football game
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Carl Powers @carlpowers.com · 12/09/2026
Dicko!
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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 11/09/2026
Sorry Jonas Bros, Hot Rod did it better www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVjg...
youtube.com
Hot Rod Riot Scene (John Farnham - You're The Voice)
YouTube video by Beenfarting88
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
drew lock on the postgame saying he needs to go home and get the kids’ bedtime routine going before it gets too late and that they have a pediatrician appointment in the morning they need to go to explains exactly what phase of parenting he’s in
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"A TERRIBLE DECISION"
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Carl Powers @carlpowers.com · 10/09/2026
Put on for my city🫡
Superbowl Champion Drew Lock
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Carl Powers @carlpowers.com · 10/09/2026
Drake Maye has negative IQ lol
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Carl Powers @carlpowers.com · 10/09/2026
Based entirely on how miserable the Seahawks groups chats are and the levels of infighting, they still have a very good shot to win based on historical precedent
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Carl Powers @carlpowers.com · 10/09/2026
That's right
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Carl Powers @carlpowers.com · 10/09/2026
It's time youtu.be/1aEImx74gLA?...
youtu.be
Jeezy - Put On (Official Music Video) ft. Kanye West
YouTube video by JeezyVEVO
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Trying to think of what to post for Star Trek’s 60th anniversary but I post about Star Trek a lot already so just enjoy Worf wearing jeans
Worf wearing jeans
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Carl Powers @carlpowers.com · 09/09/2026
If you buy anything but 100% California olive oil, a recall is the best case scenario for you. Imported olive oil is junk they send over because they think Americans are dumb. COOC approved is as low as $13.99 per liter at Costco.
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Carl Powers @carlpowers.com · 06/09/2026
This is the Jedd Fisch era in a nutshell unfortunately. The UW group chat has been 3 years of "you have got to be fucking shitting me" from whoever's steam is ahead.
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Carl Powers @carlpowers.com · 06/09/2026
Ucla Cal with two new coaches. 9pm going into halftime. Definitely going to bed well before the game ends, knowing that everything I watched won't matter. This is the good stuff. What a beautiful world we had before realignment.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
“The college football season is here. Hope you brought your A-game …” - Jon Bois
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Carl Powers @carlpowers.com · 04/09/2026
can't believe I answered 148 questions to tell me I kinda sound like I'm from Seattle
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Bill Connelly @espnbillc.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Carl Powers @carlpowers.com · 02/09/2026
I fear you have made a grave NELA mistake referencing the Glassell Park Target on Eagle Rock BLVD as the Eagle Rock Target. Angel's is great though, go hawks
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Carl Powers @carlpowers.com · 02/09/2026
Lazarooooooooo
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Carl Powers @carlpowers.com · 01/09/2026
Dan Wilson has beans for brains, just a can of Bush's a dog is licking clean up in that noggin
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Carl Powers @carlpowers.com · 30/08/2026
Love to watch the Mariners get one hit off of a 100 year old man
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Today I put in a long day at the baseball stats factory, writing an article that included the initialism "BLTR". Cracked open my mailbox, saw the paper of record had come, and was scandalized to find the following
Onion article headlined "Baseball Analysts Call for New Stat Called B.L.E.P.H" that quotes a fictional FanGraphs contributor named Derek Gardner
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Carl Powers @carlpowers.com · 25/08/2026
Cal Raleigh tonight
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Carl Powers @carlpowers.com · 25/08/2026
To have a whippet this calm with guests, you know these aliens are good folks
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Carl Powers @carlpowers.com · 23/08/2026
Dan Wilson, you're done. Enough.
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Carl Powers @carlpowers.com · 23/08/2026
Kade Anderson
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Carl Powers @carlpowers.com · 20/08/2026
Only qualm is with "Spreadsheet People". I'm a "Workbook Person" and my worksheets are labeled such that both a human reader and lookup function will understand immediately
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Carl Powers @carlpowers.com · 20/08/2026
Steve Hutchinson?
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Carl Powers @carlpowers.com · 17/08/2026
You bet! Mt Disappointment is the best San Gabes hike imo cause it's under the tree line so there's wildflowers and you can see the cold war missile infrastructure
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Carl Powers @carlpowers.com · 15/08/2026
Love this dude #bowdown
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Carl Powers @carlpowers.com · 15/08/2026
Well folks, FOX will continue to cut to commercial with Spoonman after a crucial defensive play for at least 4 more years. #blessed
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
In honor of Devon Witherspoon signing his (deserved) big deal, let’s revisit one of my favorite plays of the 2024 season
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Carl Powers @carlpowers.com · 13/08/2026
The best mountains are the San Gabriels; nothing better after climbng a 10k peak then just going home when you're done. Stop for a hamburger or dumplings maybe
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Carl Powers @carlpowers.com · 12/08/2026
Dan Wilson wasn't even good enough as a player to have the cache to drive this team into the dirt. He would be the 3rd greatest Molina AT BEST!
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