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@captpen.bsky.social
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captpen.bsky.social @captpen.bsky.social · 1h
I shouldve forwarded the email to my personal or something. But no ones called or texted me today so we ball
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 4h
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captpen.bsky.social @captpen.bsky.social · 4h
I am sooo lighthanded with animals and minx is one of those cats who wants you to practically crush and flay her and it means both of us are just awkward and bewildered when i try to give her the attention she wants
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captpen.bsky.social @captpen.bsky.social · 4h
Who wants to come over for a nap?
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captpen.bsky.social @captpen.bsky.social · 5h
The anxiety of "did i actually ask for today off"
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⚔️🎀 𝔉𝔦𝔞𝔡𝔥 🎀⚔️ @fiadh.bsky.social · 5h
woosh! you now have the energy to take on the day
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 6h
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captpen.bsky.social @captpen.bsky.social · 16h
This man cannot stand silence and it's driving me a little crazy
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captpen.bsky.social @captpen.bsky.social · 16h
Just saw the history of concrete
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Ancient Egyptian Prayer Bot @egyptianprayerbot.bsky.social · 17h
If you avert your face from violence, who then shall punish wrongdoing? (The Eloquent Peasant) (ALL)
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captpen.bsky.social @captpen.bsky.social · 19h
Im romanticizing it but i miss st louis 😫
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captpen.bsky.social @captpen.bsky.social · 21h
😾 just give it like 3 weeks OKAY
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captpen.bsky.social @captpen.bsky.social · 21h
:D congrats
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captpen.bsky.social @captpen.bsky.social · 21h
Is this a thing? I got 3 julies this weekend
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captpen.bsky.social @captpen.bsky.social · 23h
😫 does anyone wanna come be emotional support while i try to fix the water heater ?
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captpen.bsky.social @captpen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I need a break from the cats 🙃
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captpen.bsky.social @captpen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Im playing hookie tomorrow what should i do
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captpen.bsky.social @captpen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You will be punished
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captpen.bsky.social @captpen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Choosing to believe minx just threw up out of spite
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captpen.bsky.social @captpen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Having to re-teach the girls that just because theyre excited for their morning treats doesnt mean they can wake me up when they want
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captpen.bsky.social @captpen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No burning allowed tho, captain says
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KC Opossum's Ko-fi is HOT AND TASTY @kcopossum.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ALERT!!! THE KO-FI SHOP HAS NEW DOODLES FOR SALE AND IF THEY ARENT BOUGHT THEY WILL BE BURNT, ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT ART FIRES!!!! all art $20-$30 this round yay thank you love yall ko-fi.com/kcopossum/shop
Me setting the art on fire if you dont buy it
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captpen.bsky.social @captpen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Everyone gets one
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captpen.bsky.social @captpen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ishould start sending voice notes
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captpen.bsky.social @captpen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yes it's a problem
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captpen.bsky.social @captpen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🖤
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captpen.bsky.social @captpen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I just think i deserve a lot more attention is all
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⚔️🎀 𝔉𝔦𝔞𝔡𝔥 🎀⚔️ @fiadh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
📷 Fran Byrne
medieval girl autumn (foraging, hoarding, feasting)
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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captpen.bsky.social @captpen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Im being so brave and responsible
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captpen.bsky.social @captpen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
💚
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captpen.bsky.social @captpen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Antsy to go on a self-date to fill in my planner
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captpen.bsky.social @captpen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
How early do we think i can leave
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captpen.bsky.social @captpen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🥺
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captpen.bsky.social @captpen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Flu shot this morning. Feel icky now. :c
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captpen.bsky.social @captpen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This was the "curse of ass" fit and while it is still back there, the potato shape here makes me feel better about it
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Raccoons Hourly @raccoonhourly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
An adorable raccoon.
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captpen.bsky.social @captpen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me and who
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captpen.bsky.social @captpen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Raising my standards for myself has been cool except for when im genuinely too tired to keep those standards
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captpen.bsky.social @captpen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Calling in bc i dont know what to wear
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captpen.bsky.social @captpen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Finding out there is 0 way to bridge the data the powers that be want reported together
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captpen.bsky.social @captpen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Love this for you
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KC Opossum's Ko-fi is HOT AND TASTY @kcopossum.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Here is this raccoon eating the ham and chee lunchable to celebrate INTERNATIONAL RACCOON DAY wow hell yeah, love all yall raccoons keep up the good job
Traditional ink pen and colored pencil illustration by @kcopossum of a raccoon eating the ham and chee lunchable
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captpen.bsky.social @captpen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When did i become this person and do i like it 🤔
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captpen.bsky.social @captpen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So tired. Agreed to book club tonight to make up for the pottery classes taking up our usual night
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captpen.bsky.social @captpen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No ur so right
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 01/10/2026
Caffeine doesn't replace lost hours of sleep, it only masks the fatigue signals to your brain so you don't realize how tired you actually are. You still suffer the cognitive and physiological deficits from the sleep deficiency, you just can't tell. Which is good actually and fine I've decided
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captpen.bsky.social @captpen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🥑
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captpen.bsky.social @captpen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Regularly run stuff in validation mode to make sure everything is good before loading it for real. Have been iterating a lot on one event. Got the success i was looking for, couldnt find the results. Spent 15 minutes troubleshooting before i realized it was still in validation mode
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