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The ɅɅeech @diedfrombeing.labeledrude.online · 07/10/2026

oh shit someone's finally selling my tony soprano girl lunch eaten directly in front of the open refrigerator

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Tirk @frogkaro.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

my ocs: oh boy, I exist! I wonder what kind of lore I will have? me:

"In 2041, basketball was made illegal and almost all b-ballers were massacred in what is now known as "The Great B-Ball Purge". I lived, but I lost my reason for living. B-ball was gone." - Charles Barkley Shut Up and Jam Gaiden

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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 19/10/2023

…and the babysitter said, “I’ve put the kids to bed, but that clown statue is freaking me out.” “Oh my god!”, said the father, “Get out of the house as fast as you can!” “What?!”, cried the babysitter "Take the clown statue and get out of the house! WE DON’T HAVE ANY KIDS!!”

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Andy Kelly @ultrabrilliant.xyz · 04/10/2026

Been teaching myself Unreal and built this moody office scene while learning the basics of lighting, VFX, camera control, animation, cinematics, and blueprints. Wanted to make it feel convincingly cluttered and lived-in, which involved placing 600+ props by hand. Sound up for maximum atmosphere.

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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The True Origin of Comet the Superhorse!*

Kon-El: Superhorse? Jeez, how many animals did Krypton blast into space?
Comet: I actually used to be human. My ex girlfriend put her finger in my the part of butt that turns you into a telepathic horse and turned me into a telepathic horse.
Kon-El: is
Kon-El: is that something i have to worry about

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ari velazquez 🌯 @ari.velazquez.fyi · 01/10/2026

steam: this game you've had installed for two years but never played has an update. we'll download it next week me: no you'll download it right now motherfucker. and i will sit here and watch it download. steam: so you're gonna play it? me: fuck you

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Sonic the Hedgehog news @tailschannel.com · 02/10/2026

Here's a look at #Sonic Channel's new wallpaper artwork for October 2026, featuring Shadow the Hedgehog. 🔗 sonic.sega.jp/SonicChannel... #SonicNews

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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.

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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026

BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

not sure why I made this but now you have to see it

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Justin Decloux @declouxj.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

THE CLANS HEIR IS A TRANS WOMAN (2013) is like Steven Seagal decided to Write/Direct/Star in a love letter to his trans friends, but it looks and feels like every action movie he's made... except Hitoshi Ozawa is way way way way cooler than Seagal.

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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026

talent is a lie

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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This is how I remember the order of Henry VIII’s wives.

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I thought this was just beautiful. Kurt Vonnegut takes a walk to mail a letter:

She calls out, “Where are you going?” And I say, “I am going out to get an envelope.” And she says, “Well, you’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in a closet.” And I say, “Hush.”

I go next to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of 47th Street and Second Avenue. The woman behind the counter says, “Thirty-nine cents for a stamp.” I say, “I only brought thirty-seven. When did that change?” She looked at me a long time. “Thirty-seven isn’t enough.” “Well that oughta be enough for one envelope,” I said. The line was getting longer.

The lady moved her hand into her coat. I knew this routine. I backflipped behind the man behind me in line, wrapping my elbow around his throat as I landed. By the time the stamp seller had unloaded her clip, I had full cover. The gentleman’s body dropped to the floor, six holes smoking. The package he was carrying fell to the floor with a heavy clunk. Whatever was in there, it would do.

I rolled my foot over the cardboard and did a “flick up” as they call it in soccer. I bounced the package once or twice on the back of my foot as the mail lady reloaded, then I launched it high and spun 360 to deliver my patented “Rising Phoenix kick”. The package caught fire as it shattered through the protective plexiglass window and struck the woman’s head with all the force and hatred I had learned to channel in my grueling tutelage under five fallen Wudang masters in my youth. The lady’s body exploded off of her bones, leaving just a blackened skeleton spinning in her office chair. “So it goes,” I said, but no one laughed. I guess they weren’t big readers.

And I go home. And I have had one hell of a good time.

We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.

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Berry 🍇 @nyamukoneko.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

namco museum

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abigbatchofcumber @bigbatchofcumber.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Still one of my favorite bits of writing ever.

Is Madame Web a good movie?

No.

Should I see it?

You should see it immediately. Madame Web belongs in the Criterion Collection with a lengthy, labored essay justifying its inclusion. I would write it for free.

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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 27/09/2026

dick got me walking like simon belmont

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

“WHY WOULD ANYONE LOOK INSIDE AN ALIEN EGG??” this is why:

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Izzybnart @izzybnart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

#deltarune animation hooray 🌟

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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

hell yeah found my old GitSe edit

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Verity Holloway @verityholloway.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I couldn't stop thinking about him.

A pen doodle of a grinning skull with an incredibly long, curling spine that stretches on into the distance

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Not all Alphas are born, some are made. Learn more about the Alpha Child System tonight at 8/7c on InfoWars: bit.ly/4iNovzI

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Thomas @thomasrothlisberg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Omega's design is sick, until you are the one tasked with drawing him doing anything beyond standing idle at eye level.

from the 2022 IDW Sonic the Hedgehog Annual - 'Weapons'

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Andy Kelly @ultrabrilliant.xyz · 24/09/2026

It's really refreshing seeing shitey normal working class life depicted like this in a game, and a Silent Hill game no less. Pebble-dashed council flats, three-bar fires, Post Office counters, concrete shopping precincts. This must be how posh people felt playing Everybody's Gone to the Rapture.

A Post Office (well, 'Post Service') counter.

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Liam Robertson @liamrobertson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The actual clip of him saying this is so awesome. Absolutely brutal and from the sounds of it, deservedly so.

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Twiggies @twiggies-draws.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

They even marked and removed their own official brushes oh my god. Yes let's just unleash some stupid ai to auto flag everything great job everyone.

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Suzanne ✨🌑 @tendermiasma.com · 23/09/2026

Tell your reps of your governing body to protect sexual freedom. Payment processors HAVE to be fucking stopped. It feels petty atp

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chevalier d'ely @ely.fyi · 22/09/2026

so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026

[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right

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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 21/09/2026

damn if only there were 300-500 devs who could help with that

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Bungie @bungie.net · 21/09/2026

Today, we’re sharing more about the future of Bungie, including our plans for Destiny, Marathon, and how we’re changing the way we work. youtu.be/asnrQ1UoBQM Read more on Bungie.net: bung.ie/bungiefuture

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