John Carpenter's Corey Beckner @captaincorey.bsky.social · 22hDrop a film you saw on a first date. I laughed my ass off, she didn't laugh once. There was no second date. 021
John Carpenter's Corey Beckner @captaincorey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026My slasher damaged brain, read it like this. 020
John Carpenter's Corey Beckner @captaincorey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I missed my antianxiety pills for the better part of the day, and decided it was a perfect time to go grocery shopping. At the register, I was more sweaty and twitchy than Nathan Thrum. 000
John Carpenter's Corey Beckner @captaincorey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Mom got out of the shower, and hadn't combed her hair. I jokingly said " Please comb your hair, you're reminding me of Jean-Claude Van Damme from Hard Target". And the look she gave me, was as if I had spoken Klingon. *Sigh* my riffs are unappreciated. 010
John Carpenter's Corey Beckner @captaincorey.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Mom and I at the Valentine, it's up on the Ventura Housing Facebook page. 010
John Carpenter's Corey Beckner @captaincorey.bsky.social · 15/09/2026What I feel like whenever I post about my cat. 020
John Carpenter's Corey Beckner @captaincorey.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Mom got Kiki a cat house. Here she is breaking it in. 040
John Carpenter's Corey Beckner @captaincorey.bsky.social · 12/09/2026The first thing I remember being scared of as a child: 000
John Carpenter's Corey Beckner @captaincorey.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Mom gave the treats to Miss Kitka, and kiki gave lap love in return. 020
John Carpenter's Corey Beckner @captaincorey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Occasionally, I forget that my opinion is just as valid as any other. Just a hold over from being an insecure youth. But that kid is vanishing a little bit at a time. Or in other words.. 020
John Carpenter's Corey Beckner @captaincorey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Post something awful or you'll have a random September 010
John Carpenter's Corey Beckner @captaincorey.bsky.social · 01/09/2026If you see this post a vampire. 021
John Carpenter's Corey Beckner @captaincorey.bsky.social · 17/08/2026If you see this, post a #StarTrek 010
John Carpenter's Corey Beckner @captaincorey.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Karen Allen as Marion Ravenwood. 000
John Carpenter's Corey Beckner @captaincorey.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Quite possibly, the worst movie ever made. 000
