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The Internet's Cappadocius @cappadocius.bsky.social · 17m
Welp, looks like I won't be buying Double Fine games anymore.
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Ada Palmer @adapalmer.bsky.social · 9h
Wow! Texts are super rare for the Hittites, basically there’s just one archive and it’s 95% lists of prayer sacrifices to mountain gods, so this is really, really exciting!
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Mac It Look Like An Accident @macrogers.bsky.social · 21h
Okay so we have a number now: the Onion is officially 6 months ahead of reality.
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Eric Levai @ericlevai.bsky.social · 14h
Now THIS is how you write a story. Devastating.
Screenshot from this article: https://www.nytimes.com/2026/10/08/us/politics/fort-hood-execution-streamed-public.html?unlocked_article_code=1.HVE.Rw7O.Sj-0_s5YONzL&smid=nytcore-android-share
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The Internet's Cappadocius @cappadocius.bsky.social · 4h
I would be more than happy to be his kaishakunin.
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
anyone else feel like this
A digital illustration of a quetzalcoatlus perched on telephone wires among a flock of crows
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The Internet's Cappadocius @cappadocius.bsky.social · 20h
GLaDOS and AM OTP Fight me.
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The Internet's Cappadocius @cappadocius.bsky.social · 23h
Described by whom?
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The Internet's Cappadocius @cappadocius.bsky.social · 23h
For cryin' out loud, how many kids did freakin' Corsair *have*?!
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The Internet's Cappadocius @cappadocius.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Don't threaten me with a good time, Mr. Prokopetz.
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The Internet's Cappadocius @cappadocius.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oingo Boingo has so many great songs and sometimes it feels like all anyone cares about is their so-so cover of Don't Fear the Reaper. It's ridiculous.
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Faden Cross @faden-cross.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sluggo never needed to be redeemed. Sluggo is perfect
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Stephen Schwartz @atomicanalyst.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A reminder as fall approaches (in the northern hemisphere) that leaf blowers (particularly gas-powered ones) are not only extremely noisy and polluting but also harm the habitats of many animal species and remove leaves that help protect plant roots and keep the soil healthy. Leave Leaves Alone!
A color graphic topped with the words "THESE ANIMALS ARE MADE POSSIBLE BY FALLEN LEAVES" and showing at center a color close-up photograph of a person's finger, on which is perched a tiny frog. Additional surrounding photographs show a small Ring Neck snake in someone's hand, an American Bumble Bee on a purple flower, a large green Luna Moth, a small brown and yellow Spotted Salamander, and a Fritillary or Checkerspot butterfly on a cone flower.

Text at the bottom reads, "LEAVE LEAVES ALONE. Don't blow! Leave the leaves in your planting beds and mow-mulch your leaves into the lawn. Use an electric blower if you must. www.healthyyards.org.
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The Internet's Cappadocius @cappadocius.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Are you sure these people aren't maybe cats in disguise?
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The Internet's Cappadocius @cappadocius.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Motherfuckers need to go *so much harder* on corporate oligarchy. The fascist clowns in the administration are gone after an election or revolution or two, but a corporation is fucking *forever* if you don't *aggressively* cut them back every decade or so.
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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
None of this is healthy or normal. The tech right is in the throes mass disorder, a folie a plus. And they are getting more and more money and power.
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The Internet's Cappadocius @cappadocius.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky
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The Internet's Cappadocius @cappadocius.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Trans rights are human rights
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Jackie Kashian @jackiekashian.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
People- if you ever have consensual sex with someone… and then you want to have it AGAIN… you have to ask EACH AND EVERY TIME you fuck with someone. Each time… ie “how about now?” Marriage, dating, bf/gf, yes ONE TIME, does not imply or give consent EVERY Time. Idiots. Pass it on.
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Chris Martin @mreschatologist.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And that's the secret when it comes to making Good Comics. You introduce us to a real world-class asshole and then you show him getting punched in the face. 😎🤜🦹‍♂️
Flash Gordon decking Ming the Merciless in the latest Flash Gordon strip by Dan SchkadeSt. Charlos's day at the slave markets in Sabaody Park getting ruined by Monkey D. LuffyWally West about to teach a lesson in Applied Physics to a member of The HyperclanDio Brando, once again, underestimating just how far a Joestar will go to kick your ass
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I cannot stress enough that ICE is acting the way cops have acted for years. These are just "starlight tours" for Indigenous teens applied to the rest of the population.
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Alex G. Howard @selfindulgentclaptrap.com · 05/10/2026
GOD-DAMN
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🎃Darin S Pumpkins🎃 @darinself.com · 05/10/2026
Yeah, this is a big time impeachment abuse of power.
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Pornhub Out of Context @nocontextpornhub.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Even though she didn't pay rent, you cannot visit a tenant without written notice. Also if he was planning on evicting her, he also would need to provide written notice, and if she doesn't move out he should've called the cops, at no point should he be visiting her apartment without notice
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the ghost of heron's skeleton @thxnywy.art · 27/09/2026
digital neon text that reads "I'd Rather Be Looking At Pictures Of Butts On "The Internet""
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ballpoint pen, watercolor, colored pencil, a little crayon, and charcoal pencil. 

Our guy pulls up deep in the forest on his 2-speed bike. He’s flanked by tall dark trees and his path is blocked by a massive spider. He lets the Big Fella know it’s on. “Big Fella,” he says. “I fixed my 2-speed. You still wanna race.” Reader, you know Big Fella wants in on that action. Next slide.Against a starry night sky we see silhouettes of Big Fella and our man racing down a hill. It’s unclear in the drawing who will win but Big Fella is likely about to pull away.
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this would be an incredible film if you started it with all the normal serial killer hunting tropes
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(Not the Horror Author) Shirley Jackson @lioninthetrees.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nightcrawler and Bear Totem 👻👖✨ My piece for a Fresno Nightcrawler themed art show happening tonight at Sour Milk in Fresno! Available for purchase in-person at Sour Milk or you can email me if you're interested in purchasing! ✨💖 #art #pottery
A ceramic bear sculpture painted with black underglaze, sgraffito details featuring a California Poppy on it's side, and two Fresno Nightcrawlers comfortably seated on the bear's back.A photo of the right-side of the piece.A photo showing the back of the piece.A bird's eye closeup picture showing the Fresno Nightcrawlers.
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Professa Murray @kalimurray.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Everytime, the modern Republican Party has done something constitutionally crappy, even after they have pardoned said constitutional crap, we are then supposed to pretend that it was not constitutional crap. Nope: Nixon was a crook and J6’ers were a bunch of rioters who tried to Hang Mike Pence.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 01/10/2026
Now look, I understand that you want to know why we haven't all Entwifed out of this shit, and frankly, sometimes I also want to know that. But there are many reasons for that, and one of them is that YOU FUCKERS WILL NOT LET US DO THAT.
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 01/10/2026
waking up every day in 2026 like:
a construction sign on the side of the highway that says "IT'S COMING IT'S BAD"
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pete is lost in terms of modern war. I use the example of this outgunned Ukrainian army officer who successfully terrorized a Russian unit for weeks because she "did the math." At the time, someone commented, "yeah, in combat, 'I did the math' beats 'I can do 100 pushups' every time."
Ukrainian female soldier: Okay, I said the idea is this: There is enough time to empty one full can of 32 grenades and be gone by the time the return mortar fire reaches us. I did the math.
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The Internet's Cappadocius @cappadocius.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
youtu.be/r6mXnolb9KY?... Does this help?
youtu.be
Brigitte Calls Me Baby - I Can Take the Sun Out of the Sky (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by BrigittecallsmeVEVO
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Deep Cuts in a Lovecraftian Vein @deepcuts.blog · 01/10/2026
So while a part of me thinks this is kind of getting your back up about unrelated words that sound unfortunately like bad ones (e.g. niggardly and niggle, which have nother to do with the racial pejorative), this is not a hill you want to die on at the gaming table where people are having fun.
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Deep Cuts in a Lovecraftian Vein @deepcuts.blog · 01/10/2026
Others have noted that Lovecraft frequently used N-G-R wordless interjections in his letters, which may have suggested a kind of purr or personal vocalization he was fond of. But a lot of people think it was a reference to a racial pejorative. Can't say they're wrong. Can't say they're correct.
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The Internet's Cappadocius @cappadocius.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That just gives players something to strive for! The legendary inventors of the pasty!
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Zia Foxxington @ziamacmarten.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Literally the thesis statement of tbe ttrpg Changeling the Dreaming
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The Internet's Cappadocius @cappadocius.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Is it better to have rizz or aura?
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The Internet's Cappadocius @cappadocius.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Having just learned A) that upcoming Tom Cruise movie Digger has a twist and B) what that twist is, I have gone from "No, I'm not going to go see that." to "and I'd really prefer nobody else see it, either."
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gone gone the form of man, rise the poster Gigan! @gigansprogress.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
its coming down to Hysh, folks
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The Internet's Cappadocius @cappadocius.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation...
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
if you take the other side of any of those arguments you are implicitly accepting that there is a real debate here. there is not. the world's richest man let food grain aid rot on shelves for basically no reason that is even remotely defensible.
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cowboys past and present are: Black, Indigenous, Latino, immigrant, queer, trans, radical, female (and the ones in rodeos rely on rodeo clowns to keep them safe). And that pro-democracy pro-Constitution patriots despise this dimwitted pile of hatreds. I've met cowboys and you, sir, are no cowboy.
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the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist) @merovingians.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
if you want to know what 'Zohran filling potholes' looks like at the federal executive level it's this. little but noticeable steps towards accountability. it doesn't make the structural crises go away, but it makes them a hell of a lot less noticeable and buys you good will.
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
“Let’s say there’s a world or time line I exist in where A.I. has been subject to regulation. It is ethical. It has no footprint environmentally,” the novelist Jeff VanderMeer, a prominent critic of A.I., told me over the phone. “With those guardrails in place, would I read an A.I. book? All I can say is no. And the reason is, in part, because I want to read something coming from a particular mind.” Using A.I., he said, “feels like a betrayal of the whole point of why you’re a writer.”
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Google and Apple immediately update their maps.
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Dan Holtmeyer @danholtmeyer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“We’re helpless and worthless and bad at our jobs. Vote for us!”
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Physghoul 👻 🎃 @physgal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just needs alt-text:
How to avoid sexual assault! A QUICK AND EASY GUIDE* 

sexual violence centre cork 

1 DON'T PUT DRUGS IN PEOPLE'S DRINKS 

4 WHEN YOU SEE A WOMAN WALKING BY HERSELF, LEAVE HER ALONE. 

3 WHEN YOU COME ACROSS SOMEONE WHO IS DRUNK OR ASLEEP, THE BEST THING TO DO IS NOT RAPE THEM. 

6 CARRY A WHISTLE. IF YOU THINK YOU MIGHT RAPE SOMEONE, BLOW THE WHISTLE UNTIL SOMEONE COMES TO STOP YOU.

2 USE THE BUDDY SYSTEM! IF YOU CAN'T STOP YOURSELF FROM SEXUALLY ASSAULTING SOMEONE, ASK A TRUSTED FRIEND TO ACCOMPANY YOU AT ALL TIMES TO STOP YOU. 

5 IF YOU ARE IN A LIFT AND SOMEONE STEPS IN, REMEMBER NOT TO SEXUALLY ASSAULT THEM.

*for perpetrators.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 30/09/2026
I wholeheartedly support this I think he should show up and campaign personally with every republican senate candidate, make it really clear that there’s no daylight between them he can start with susan collins
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