Reposted by Captain FalconThe Onion @theonion.com · 15/12/2024Report: U.S. Hospitals Spend $2 Billion Each Year Replacing Gowns Taken By Escaped Patients theonion.com/report-u-s-h... 873976215 0
Reposted by Captain FalconJoe @joegran.bsky.social · 16/12/2024I DO NOT LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM I DO NOT LIKE THEM SAM I AMmedia.tenor.coma close up of a person 's face with glasses .ALT: a close up of a person 's face with glasses . 07112 0
Reposted by Captain FalconThe Onion @theonion.com · 11/12/2024Insurance Company Celebrates 50 Billionth Fucking Over Of Customer theonion.com/insurance-co... 86105151960 0
Captain Falcon @capfal.bsky.social · 12/12/2024My brain is so fucking rotted all I thought of when I saw this was this stupid gifmedia.tenor.coma pile of blueberries with a person 's face on top of them .ALT: a pile of blueberries with a person 's face on top of them . 120 0
Reposted by Captain Falconweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 11/12/202438 years ago my father gave me my first computer. Today I will travel back in time to stop him. 291199651817 0
Reposted by Captain FalconThe Onion @theonion.com · 11/12/2024Data Mining Has Created A World Where Everyone Is For Sale. But Could It Also Have A Downside?youtube.comData Mining Has Created A World Where Everyone Is For Sale. But Could It Also Have A Downside?YouTube video by The Onion 493082266 0
Captain Falcon @capfal.bsky.social · 12/11/2024I love and hate the fact that I meticulously name all of my files. On one hand, everything is clearly labeled. On the other, every time I open my files a video called "tomar_twerk.mp4" is in my face 000 0
Reposted by Captain FalconAnthony @kirbycheatfurby.bsky.social · 10/11/2024taco bell chihuahua: you quiero taco bell [the chihuahua's local taco bell gets blown up] taco bell chihuahua: aye aye aye 015212 0
Reposted by Captain FalconBased Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic.bsky.social · 04/11/2024I'm being asked how Tails died. I can't get into specifics but it was not aviation related. It had mostly to do with unpasteurized milk he bought from RFK Jr. Please respect our privacy at this time. 614822 0
Reposted by Captain Falconleonardo da vinci @ieonardodavinci.bsky.social · 23/10/1509rkgk 11499124901 0
Reposted by Captain FalconCrona @albarnsdemon.bsky.social · 31/10/2024WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK NORMIES 4878 0
Reposted by Captain FalconEncephalophatass (Any pronouns) @encephalophatass.bsky.social · 01/11/2024I had a dream where Chappell Roan released a song called 'Bottom Growth' with sexually explicit lyrics about how much she enjoyed giving a blowjob to a trans man and the internet erupted in Discourse about whether she could still call herself a lesbian. 0606 0
Reposted by Captain FalconCrayFray @crayfray.blog · 31/10/2024thank god its friday #woon #brc #bombrush 1208 0
Reposted by Captain FalconULTIMATE NAOMI 🏳️⚧️ @ultimatedsnaomi.bsky.social · 27/10/2024Shadow Gens got some of sonic twitter going full on contrarian mode; trying to convince you it actually sucks This fanbase deserves nothing good 3264 0
Reposted by Captain FalconBased Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic.bsky.social · 28/10/2024Kamala Harris' campaign has set up an island in Fortnite, another foray into the gaming space for Democrats. Trump's campaign also has an in-game presence as the antagonists in the classic franchise "Wolfenstein" 342190561 0
Reposted by Captain Falconrance @rancecascho.bsky.social · 27/10/2024welcome to awesome vlog: my awesome life edition 282235530 0
Reposted by Captain FalconKrispizzAlien 👾 @krispizzepic.bsky.social · 24/10/2024I’ve been hysterically laughing at this gif for god knows how long 756982 0
Reposted by Captain FalconAre you guys going Trick or Treating? @areyouguysgoing.bsky.social · 25/10/2024?gnitaerT ro kcirT gniog syug uoy erA 24313 0
Reposted by Captain Falconkyalbrownart @kyalbrownart.bsky.social · 24/10/2024Sigh.... This 😅 Post your most popular art from Twitter 527982 0
Captain Falcon @capfal.bsky.social · 24/10/2024I see people doing this and I can get FREE ENGAGEMENT for my DOGSHIT OPINIONS 010 0
Reposted by Captain Falconits zeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek @softwareangel.neocities.org · 24/10/2024got his ass........... 15812 0
Captain Falcon @capfal.bsky.social · 24/10/2024Watched the ATHF movie and looked away for 10 seconds 010 0
Reposted by Captain FalconCory @corygaming.bsky.social · 24/10/2024Game development hack: worried your game is too resource intensive? Not sure how to optimise it? Simply take like 5 years to finish developing it and computers will be good enough to run it well when it's done 2470946 0
Reposted by Captain FalconShen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 24/10/2024"hey my friend over there" (you look over to see an absurdly like jessica rabbit level sexy woman doing a little finger wave at you) "actually thought it was really hot how you went off stage to try to spike me but missed and SDed. She says she likes people who try" 16167588 0
Reposted by Captain FalconJohan Vinet @johanvinet.com · 24/10/2024What if... : "Porco Rosso" for the NeoGeo Pocket Color #pixelart #oldies 232205502 0
Reposted by Captain FalconStrategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 24/10/2024Compared to something like no-input feedback works, pianos are weird as hell. So you press a key to make a tiny hammer inside a wooden box bang against a piece of wire? Oooookkkaaaayyyy. I guess there's a lot of ways you can make "music". 2176 0
Reposted by Captain FalconfuturedadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 24/10/2024alexa, play my “just got out of the shower song” 🎶 BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKING EVERYWHERE 🎶 14312 0
Reposted by Captain FalconMꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 24/10/2024Blowing the whistle at the end of a match is a full-time job. 214717 0
Reposted by Captain FalconChet Faliszek @chetsucks.com · 24/10/2024Still my favorite use of video game music in a TikTok. The haunting Secunda by Jeremy Soule for Skyrim 72604271 0
Captain Falcon @capfal.bsky.social · 24/10/2024>play melee >lose 20 games in a row >win one I am great at the art of the “video game” 000 0
Reposted by Captain FalconChris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 24/10/2024“Hello, yes, Madame Vice President I am an undecided voter, and while I fully recognize that your opponent has vowed to ‘incinerate’ my immediate family in ‘murdercubes,’ I’m worried that if one day I become a billionaire, I might not be able to afford a seventh superyacht, can you address this?” 505452914 0
Reposted by Captain FalconChew ☁️噛む @chewchewer.com · 23/10/2024 Cosplay of myself. You see the resemblance? 595483181 0
Reposted by Captain Falconviolet! 🐝 @vippori.bsky.social · 24/10/2024album covers in lowpoly ✨ titanic rising 💙🌊 406730713 0