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Captain Falcon

@capfal.bsky.social
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THE Captain Falcon Pronouns are for WIMPS (I don’t have any specific ones) Love racing and kneeing and other such activities that CF is known for

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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/12/2024
Report: U.S. Hospitals Spend $2 Billion Each Year Replacing Gowns Taken By Escaped Patients theonion.com/report-u-s-h...
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Joe @joegran.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
I DO NOT LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM I DO NOT LIKE THEM SAM I AM
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a close up of a person 's face with glasses .
ALT: a close up of a person 's face with glasses .
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/12/2024
Insurance Company Celebrates 50 Billionth Fucking Over Of Customer theonion.com/insurance-co...
Insurance Company Celebrates 50 Billionth Fucking Over Of Customer

-The Onion
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Captain Falcon @capfal.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
My brain is so fucking rotted all I thought of when I saw this was this stupid gif
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a pile of blueberries with a person 's face on top of them .
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
38 years ago my father gave me my first computer. Today I will travel back in time to stop him.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/12/2024
Data Mining Has Created A World Where Everyone Is For Sale. But Could It Also Have A Downside?
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Data Mining Has Created A World Where Everyone Is For Sale. But Could It Also Have A Downside?
YouTube video by The Onion
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A Buff Wizard @abuffwizard.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
#postal
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Captain Falcon @capfal.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
I love and hate the fact that I meticulously name all of my files. On one hand, everything is clearly labeled. On the other, every time I open my files a video called "tomar_twerk.mp4" is in my face
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Anthony @kirbycheatfurby.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
taco bell chihuahua: you quiero taco bell [the chihuahua's local taco bell gets blown up] taco bell chihuahua: aye aye aye
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onion person @junlper.beer · 12/11/2024
elon musk
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Based Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
I'm being asked how Tails died. I can't get into specifics but it was not aviation related. It had mostly to do with unpasteurized milk he bought from RFK Jr. Please respect our privacy at this time.
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💜penny💜 @carpal.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
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leonardo da vinci @ieonardodavinci.bsky.social · 23/10/1509
rkgk
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Crona @albarnsdemon.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK NORMIES
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Encephalophatass (Any pronouns) @encephalophatass.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
I had a dream where Chappell Roan released a song called 'Bottom Growth' with sexually explicit lyrics about how much she enjoyed giving a blowjob to a trans man and the internet erupted in Discourse about whether she could still call herself a lesbian.
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CrayFray @crayfray.blog · 31/10/2024
thank god its friday #woon #brc #bombrush
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ULTIMATE NAOMI 🏳️‍⚧️ @ultimatedsnaomi.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
Shadow Gens got some of sonic twitter going full on contrarian mode; trying to convince you it actually sucks This fanbase deserves nothing good
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Based Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
Kamala Harris' campaign has set up an island in Fortnite, another foray into the gaming space for Democrats. Trump's campaign also has an in-game presence as the antagonists in the classic franchise "Wolfenstein"
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inkThirty @inkthirty.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
volume warning
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Pineapple @pineappleblumba.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
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devon ༄ @marigoldcanary.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
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Mika @cowboymika.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
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Joe @joegran.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
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rance @rancecascho.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
welcome to awesome vlog: my awesome life edition
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KrispizzAlien 👾 @krispizzepic.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
I’ve been hysterically laughing at this gif for god knows how long
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Kara @karabi.es · 24/10/2024
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Captain Falcon @capfal.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
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Are you guys going Trick or Treating? @areyouguysgoing.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
?gnitaerT ro kcirT gniog syug uoy erA
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kyalbrownart @kyalbrownart.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
Sigh.... This 😅 Post your most popular art from Twitter
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Captain Falcon @capfal.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
I see people doing this and I can get FREE ENGAGEMENT for my DOGSHIT OPINIONS
“Get to know my game taste - for every like, I will post one game I love heart emoji I AM CAPTAIN FALCON RRRRAAAAAAGH!!!!
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its zeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek @softwareangel.neocities.org · 24/10/2024
got his ass...........
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Captain Falcon @capfal.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
Watched the ATHF movie and looked away for 10 seconds
Tanned Master Shake with fucked up teethMeatwad with fucked up teeth
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
Game development hack: worried your game is too resource intensive? Not sure how to optimise it? Simply take like 5 years to finish developing it and computers will be good enough to run it well when it's done
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
"hey my friend over there" (you look over to see an absurdly like jessica rabbit level sexy woman doing a little finger wave at you) "actually thought it was really hot how you went off stage to try to spike me but missed and SDed. She says she likes people who try"
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Johan Vinet @johanvinet.com · 24/10/2024
What if... : "Porco Rosso" for the NeoGeo Pocket Color #pixelart #oldies
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Strategic Tape Reserve @strategictaper.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
Compared to something like no-input feedback works, pianos are weird as hell. So you press a key to make a tiny hammer inside a wooden box bang against a piece of wire? Oooookkkaaaayyyy. I guess there's a lot of ways you can make "music".
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 24/10/2024
alexa, play my “just got out of the shower song” 🎶 BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKING EVERYWHERE 🎶
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
Blowing the whistle at the end of a match is a full-time job.
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Chet Faliszek @chetsucks.com · 24/10/2024
Still my favorite use of video game music in a TikTok. The haunting Secunda by Jeremy Soule for Skyrim
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Captain Falcon @capfal.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
>play melee >lose 20 games in a row >win one I am great at the art of the “video game”
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Chris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
“Hello, yes, Madame Vice President I am an undecided voter, and while I fully recognize that your opponent has vowed to ‘incinerate’ my immediate family in ‘murdercubes,’ I’m worried that if one day I become a billionaire, I might not be able to afford a seventh superyacht, can you address this?”
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Captain Falcon @capfal.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
No fucking way he’s turning into Coach McGuirk
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Chew ☁️噛む @chewchewer.com · 23/10/2024
Cosplay of myself. You see the resemblance?
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violet! 🐝 @vippori.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
album covers in lowpoly ✨ titanic rising 💙🌊
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Star Wyse @starwyse.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
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