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Cory

@corygaming.bsky.social
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Expect mostly stupid jokes tbh I also like Touhou, I draw sometimes, I recently released a game (corygaming.itch.io/ball-and-tiles), and I watch a lot of weird comedy shows Banner by my spouse @anniewah.bsky.social

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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don't know who needs to hear this but they make key lime pie ice cream and it's every bit as good as it sounds, if not better
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"woah, a new discord feature where the spoilered image has a NSFW warning and a button to re-hide it? that's cool" seconds later: "oh, it marked it with that automatically and the person who sent it had no knowledge of this and didn't spoiler tag it? that's very concerning"
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
mad about pronouns (wondering why English doesn't have inclusive and exclusive "we")
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"I like characters who are bad but get redeemed" yeah well I like characters who were never deemed in the first place. Give me that demption arc
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"Canada doesn't have its own culture or accent, it's just like the states" then how did this random food delivery driver in Almaty, Kazakhstan pin me as being from near Vancouver within seconds of seeing me?? Check and mate
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'm away from home for a few days still so no image editing but hear me out: dark mode flags where all white sections are made black
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annie wah @anniewah.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
WONDER MAN SEASON 2 WHO DO I NEED TO HURT TO GET WONDER MAN SEASON 2!!!!!!!! I'LL DO ANYTHING
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
uquizzes be like "pick something you like about yourself (be nice, there's something!" "pick a flaw (but don't be too hard on yourself 🥰)" "pick some lyrics: "peeling off my skin/bathing in fire..."" like bro just give me Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da or something not your edgy 9th grade playlist
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
"this meeting could have been an email" but it's "this 3 hour slog of a movie could have been one really good season of TV" and "this one season of TV where every episode is 80 minutes could probably have just been a single 90 minute movie let's be fully honest with ourselves here it's all filler"
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
amused by the thought that diminutives are so rare in English that "big little" is a valid construction for instance, on seeing a small frog with relatively large eyes, one could say "awww, look at those big little eyes"
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
hit a weird level of sleep deprivation, nothing quite feels real, everything is just a comfortable dream don't get me wrong, traffic is loud, there's dusty air from construction, and it's 32C outside but i just feel entirely unfazed by it all
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
a healthy relationship is all about sacrifices. for instance- your partner may want to spend time together at a restaurant when you would be resting after a long work day. sacrifice two healthy goats.
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
In just a few short centuries I'll release my magnum opus, a sweeping fantasy epic full of romance, deception, intrigue and war, and over the course of which every single dictionary word will be not only used but also formally defined
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
i know there have been several technological arms races in the internet, like the current one to find a use for AI, but perhaps the most baffling is the race for every short form video service to make the worst UI ever devised by man or beast
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Our society expects everyone to have kids, but they forget that there are different ways to help the next generation. You could, for example, put all of the money you save by not having kids into gold and bury it and leave a cryptic map to a random distant relative that sends them on a big adventure
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I know I say this every year but it's insane to me that houses built on the west coast of Canada are still built with heating and insulation. It gets below freezing for a few minutes a year and then it hits the 30s every summer, who are we even kidding
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I don't use Reddit but I really want there to be a sequel to eli5 which is eli5kbc (explain like it's 5000BC) What is a computer? Oh easy, we take special rocks and etch runes into them and connect them with copper or silver, then we can see things remotely, or ask for their knowledge of the world.
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
It's so weird how things that happened a week ago feel like forever ago, but Christmas was 8 months ago and I can casually forget to do something for the entirety of those 8 months the same way I can forget to do something overnight This post brought to you by the Lush soap I still haven't used up
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Rewatched Age of Ultron the other day. Sad to think that if this movie was just a little better people might have understood the message of "don't let rich people put AI in everything" and we wouldn't be in this situation today
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Cognitohazard warning: started reading "ofc" as "oregon fried chicken" and it changes everything
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Made the mistake of trying to log in to Minecraft. I have a flight in two weeks. I'll probably still be trying to log in to the account recovery text so they can email my phone number to the authenticator app which will let me recover the authentic text of the email so I can sign in to the phone and
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annie wah @anniewah.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
wonder man season 2. nothing bad can happen if you undo the cancellation and make season 2. only good things can happen. we can be trusted with season 2 of wonder man. put season 2 of wonder man in production it is safe in production. wonder man season 2 likes it in production it's warm and comforta
fanart of simon and trevor from wonder man in chibi form with cat ears and tails
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
It's a scary, dangerous world out there. You could be texting somebody innocently and sincerely and accidentally put a semicolon in your smiley face emoticon and completely change the tone of the whole message
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
There are probably a lot of lessons that can be learned from the Animal Crossing series, but honestly, I think the biggest one is that life would be better if people wrote to each other on nice stationery more
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
how to make a piece of media your whole identity, even though it became popular right after you got into it, without looking like a normie?
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Youtube channels you've heard of in passing will really appear on your home page with a video titled "It's All Over" and the thumbnail is them looking sad and the words "I'm Done" and then you click to read replies and it turns out they just meant they finished eating today's dinner or something
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
pronouncing "Beatle" like French people pronounce "theatre"
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I try not to be prescriptivist with language but I will fistfight anyone who still insists that one of these is a cake and one of them is a pie and that the two terms have any meaningful distinction
A picture of cheesecakeA picture of key lime pie
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I've learned how to make crusty little fellas It's over for the world...
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Bluesky needs to make a stronger like button for some posts
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
current day Google AI is like a weird non-self-aware theatre kid working retail. you order a drink and it puts on a terrible pan-British accent. you ask about the selection of cookies and it tries to start an improv roleplay game with you. i just want my food sir
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
migratory birds have the right idea; we were never made to experience summer. if i was rich I'd genuinely buy a second home in NZ and have winter twice a year the fact this isn't feasible means humanity has failed
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I know it's fancy and modern and whatever, but those websites where the content fades in only as you scroll down always just remind me of waiting for images to load from the top down on old internet connections
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
My interpersonal life has been too easy lately. Maybe I'll start saying "should of"
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Elfy🎨🖌️ @elfypedia.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
✨ITS MY BIRTHDAY✨ 38 years of mischief and tomfoolery 🩷 Shares and niceness for my art? 🥺👉🏼👈🏼
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
really sick of corporations shoving AI into everything, i liked chemistry in school but now they even put AI in the periodic table?? very disappointed
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Ball x Pit is a fascinating social experiment; they made a game to make tubers say really questionable things while also being genuinely well made and fun
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Rogers commercial: "The best high speed internet in Canada" The stream I'm watching: crashes because the internet cut out
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I can VAGUELY understand why people like the idea of manifesting, even if the implications are horrible. But personally I get a lot more out of weaponising Sod's Law. Waiting for a call and it only ever comes when you're in the bathroom? Easy, just use the bathroom when you're ready for the call :^)
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I feel like there's a genre of game that's quietly died out over the last 15 years or so, where instead of getting constant roguelite upgrades, or improving stats like an rpg, you just buy new things entirely every now and then. It seems to have peaked around the xbox 360 era.
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
one of the few things more painful than a well delivered pun is a line phrased just awkwardly enough that you realise afterwards it was nearly an accidental pun, which they caught and avoided, and now you've had to take self damage from finding it yourself
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I love that my email uses a fire symbol to mark suspected junk mail. "Your payment has failed 🔥" like dang is it that exciting?
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Does anyone else feel like gaming got absolutely robbed when Flash died? Like you used to be able to play dozens of entirely novel games for free all the time and now everything is $15+ on Steam for the same quality and more generic ideas cause they want the mass market appeal?
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
In a controversial move, but an exciting one for vegans everywhere, Gatorade announced they're moving to a new formula, free from any real alligator
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
If I were in charge of schools, there would be a mandatory class in grade 12 telling people critical but often forgotten life info. "here are signs and symptoms of meningitis, which can be life threatening" "animal bites are dangerous, here's what to do" "clean your dryer's lint trap every time" etc
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I love Jethro Tull's Stand Up (1969), it's a great album, but the name does make it harder to search for videos of the stand up comedy stylings of Jethro Tull, 18th century agriculturist and inventor of the seed drill
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
there's something funny to me about internet comments written in a condescending tone but that look like they were hastily scrawled on a napkin while the person is being hunted by spies. "theyre lying,. us govt filled w criminals. vacc=toxic, fda knows" like, sir? nobody's after you
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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
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Cory @corygaming.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
forever haunted by the inconsistency of burger terms hamburger- beef patty cheeseburger- beef patty and cheese chicken burger- no beef, chicken fillet and what could you possibly call a beef patty paired with ham??
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