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clarissa 🎃

@caperclaw.bsky.social
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eternally crying about tv, anime, and kpop // she/her // neo got my back 💚

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clarissa 🎃 @caperclaw.bsky.social · 1h
Yellowjackets
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clarissa 🎃 @caperclaw.bsky.social · 4h
Getting used to these teeth has been a bitch and a half omg
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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 14h
Earth-kun, the Tokyo Sewerage Bureau mascot, is a globe with a manhole cover hat.
A smiling globe mascot with widespread arms and a manhole cover hat stands on a pavement in front of some trees.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I do not post screenshots from the X app because I am not an importer of filth. All the filth you see here is organic and locally sourced
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clarissa 🎃 @caperclaw.bsky.social · 21h
Honestly he deserves that ass beating for getting us to this ooint. 😤
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clarissa 🎃 @caperclaw.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
XIAOJUN SOLO
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clarissa 🎃 @caperclaw.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Halloween 3: Season of the Witch We all lived with my grandma and my aunt was a horror movie junkie and irresponsible twenty something who let me watch them too. I remember being so terrified that I absolutely refused to wear any costumes that had a mask for the longest time.
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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clarissa 🎃 @caperclaw.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What the fuck do you mean Russia is doing the plague again??
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clarissa 🎃 @caperclaw.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s fall tv and anime season and as always there is too much stuff to watch. I think we all need to take like a year off of new shows and give us all a chance to catch up on our backlogs.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
More Democrats need to be telling the online casino owners behind Polymarket to shut the fuck up
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Every SpongeBob Frame In Order @esfio.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Season 3 Episode 16 - Frame 2273 out of 2748
Season 3 Episode 16 - Frame 2273 out of 2748
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Norin 🦈 🔜 Nycc 3679? @mahoukarp.com · 04/10/2026
delicious 🎨 #art #pokemon
Fanart of fuecoco and sprigatito from pokemon scarlet and violet 

Fuecoco is drinking paint and Sprigatito is telling them its juice
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a high school basketball game. The home team is down 9 points, and some players are looking discouraged on the bench. The coach points to a player just out of frame and says, “flippers, you’re in!” Panel 2: the away team attempts a deep 2-point shot, possibly to beat the buzzer, which is blocked by Flippers, a whale who doesn’t even have his arms up. Panel 3: the game ends and the home team excitedly crowd around Flippers, who won them the game. A player from the away team looks stunned, with his hands on his head.
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Anything kpop and more (Version 2.0) @kpopandmore.gamer.blue · 03/10/2026
XLOV for "i=!" concept photo(s).
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clarissa 🎃 @caperclaw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And now I’ve started my period…
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Billy Butcher: Now You're Just Being Cruel
Alt: Billy Butcher: Now You're Just Being Cruel
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you love the boys, set them free. If they come back to town, they’re yours
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is your brain full of mind vampires?
A comic all in red, depicting a man with a cut out of his brain with a vampire skulking inside of it. 
Big text at the top says "is your brain full of mind vampires? you are not alone."
The vampire says "bleh! bleh! I am 2000 years old. Bleh! your only desire now is to find my amulet."
The man says "Dang, gotta find that amulet."

Further text at the bottom says "there is no cure for mind vampires but there is support and management. Know the warning signs, get help early."
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damniel spookradski @self.agency · 03/10/2026
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clarissa 🎃 @caperclaw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I keep getting ads for Earth Breeze detergent and how it’s “American made” and doesn’t use “harmful chemicals” and it’s just laundry sheets which do work in the slightest
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Micah @rincewind.run · 02/10/2026
getting mad at the pope for not thinking the chatbot has a soul is easily the funniest thing I've read all week
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Rii Abrego @riibrego.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
happy october! #art (wallpapers below!)
A drawing of black cats climbing in a pile of pumpkins
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clarissa 🎃 @caperclaw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Love this for her omg
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clarissa 🎃 @caperclaw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I had dental surgery this morning. Halfway to having it all fixed.
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El Gyōretsu @carnyvore.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sophie Cunningham is -13 in 12 minutes. Please remember that when she is released at the end of the year and claims it was for her political views.
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clarissa 🎃 @caperclaw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Finally letting herself go in her old age…
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clarissa 🎃 @caperclaw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m genuinely surprised the auto moderation didn’t flag this.
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ironwork for doorways by architect Ernest Blerot
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clarissa 🎃 @caperclaw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ENDED EVERY KPOP GROUP youtu.be/gz0_HZyi57M?...
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'SPECIAL STAGE' 극장판 치이카와 - The Island Song #엠카운트다운 EP.947 | Mnet 261001 방송
YouTube video by Mnet K-POP
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clarissa 🎃 @caperclaw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Now YOU have to get in the robot!
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clarissa 🎃 @caperclaw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Every year I have to hear endless whining about category fraud at the Emmys and every year the Golden Globes is much more egregious.
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clarissa 🎃 @caperclaw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Someone better post the pumpkin guy dancing to View tomorrow…
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clarissa 🎃 @caperclaw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
oh hold on let me put out the pumpkin on my bluesky porch…
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clarissa 🎃 @caperclaw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Imagine seeing a conversation about some rapists and feeling included 🙃
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clarissa 🎃 @caperclaw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Supreme Intelligence!!
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clarissa 🎃 @caperclaw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Of course the pro rape guy thinks it’s in the public interest to name rape victims. He’s probably mad he didn’t get to…
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clarissa 🎃 @caperclaw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So literally the same way the marketplace already works???
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clarissa 🎃 @caperclaw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Plane Jane: Mama, Kudos for Spilling
Alt: Plane Jane: Mama, Kudos for Spilling
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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Every SpongeBob Frame In Order @esfio.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Season 3 Episode 16 - Frame 776 out of 2747
Season 3 Episode 16 - Frame 776 out of 2747
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clarissa 🎃 @caperclaw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
EVERYONE SHUT UP THEYRE DUBBING CHIIKAWA youtu.be/s8jnEmaDcjI?...
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Something Cute Is Coming... 🌸🐹 CHIIKAWA OFFICIAL Trailer in English
YouTube video by Chiikawa Official
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clarissa 🎃 @caperclaw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If this song is truly as popular as the charts reflect I shouldn’t have to depend on the radio to hear it. I wasn’t listening to the radio when Old Town Road came out and yet heard it all over the place.
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clarissa 🎃 @caperclaw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m fully convinced this song is an industry backed operation to erase the accomplishments of black artists in country music. Prior to this Old Town Road &A Bar Song were tied for the country song with longest #1. Both were actual hits that permeated culture. It pissed of the country music industry.
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clarissa 🎃 @caperclaw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Watched it this morning. Excellent doc.
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clarissa 🎃 @caperclaw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“How does she know there are three Traitors?” Have you seen the show, Tamar????
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clarissa 🎃 @caperclaw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If these people don’t find some brains we are on track for a repeat of the idiocy of Australia season 2. #TheTraitorsNewBlood
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