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Caorthannach @caorthannach.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

I’d rather drive screwdrivers into both of my eardrums than listen to that shite.

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Caorthannach @caorthannach.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

He has strong Kirk Van Houten vibes.

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Caorthannach @caorthannach.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

That’s just up the road from me. I’d usually say cat, but that one’s a dog.

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Caorthannach @caorthannach.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

The Best Girl Ever is almost a year old 🥲

A young black dog is standing on the bank of a stream on a misty morning. She’s wet, muddy, happy, and sticking her pink tongue out.

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Caorthannach @caorthannach.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

The Best Girl Ever is almost a year old 🥲

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Caorthannach @caorthannach.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

Yeah… riding Mike would have a very different meaning over here.

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Caorthannach @caorthannach.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

The revulsion I felt on reading that ruined my toast.

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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

Okay so terrible films typically fall into one of two categories: Bad (redeemable) or Bad and Offensive (irredeemable) If you have a bad *and* offensive film, you need to remove the OFFENSIVE aspect - in TRON ARES, it’s Jared fucking Leto.

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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

I’m off to Ireland later this week for my final solo poetry shows of the year. Incredibly, there are still tickets left – especially for the Dublin show (I hope my performance there last year hasn’t put you off from coming again) – so please spread the word! Tickets here: brianbilston.com/events/

A pic of me and my cat, alongside my Irish dates:
17 Oct: BELFAST: Mandela Hall
18 Oct: DUBLIN: Ambassador Theatre
19 Oct: LIMERICK: Lime Tree Theatre
20 Oct: DERRY: Millennium Forum

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Caorthannach @caorthannach.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

Not much point if they’ve karked it. “Oh yes, the corpse is still covered in sick.”

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Caorthannach @caorthannach.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

Dead drunks or dead drunk drunks? I’m wondering about the necessity for the window.

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Caorthannach @caorthannach.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

I like the mismatched ones, or the red ones that look like poppies.

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Welsh Bollocks @welshbollocks.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

On this day in history 1986 Tobermory the Womble died from Hepatitis C. It's thought he caught the disease from discarded needle left on the common by Zammo from Grange Hill.

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tina @christinag.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

Every time an American dunks on British food, we take another of your signature dishes and pie it.

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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

I just want to hear “she’s the one” and not have it followed with “who escaped the restraints and ran naked around the hospital until she was tackled by two orderlies”

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Phantom Limb @hyde85.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

She fights for every scarred heartbeat. She cries away every lie told, each promise flushed, and staggers upon shards of broken dreams just to make it to sunset. But she loves. She hopes. And in her veins flows an undying romance for the world she used to see. It's still there. And so is she.

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Caorthannach @caorthannach.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

It’s truly atrocious and I regret reading it.

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Caorthannach @caorthannach.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

Anything by Craig David makes me want to slit my wrists.

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Caorthannach @caorthannach.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

Oh damn, I’d happily forgotten this travesty existed.

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Caorthannach @caorthannach.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

This is a perfect angel baby. No jury would convict.

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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 10/07/2025

“It was the weirdest thing. I opened my copy of the DSM-5 this morning and someone had hastily scrawled an addendum about how for people named Gregg Wallace can’t wear briefs, for sensory reasons. They can, however, wear a sock over their penis, which is a completely comfortable experience.”

thedailytism.com

Breaking: DSM-5 hastily updated to account for Gregg Wallace’s underpants

In breaking news, the DSM-5 has been updated in the last 24 hours to include plausible deniability for Gregg Wallace, specifically. The manual, used by psychologists to diagnose a range of conditions...

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Scary Berry @berryh.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

It's the fourth anniversary of that time I tweeted the wrong Sisters Of Mercy

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Anaïs might be learning how to edit🤔 @anaisl.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

Having ADHD is like being stuck in a trickster god story except you are both the person being pranked and the trickster god and your life is a cycle of being pranked by yourself on accident.

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Caorthannach @caorthannach.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

She’s now about 25kg, and the most loving creature

Baby Vesper, a black puppy with a white star on her chest when she was 9 weeks old. Lying on a grey bed with a grey blankie.

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Rich Kacy @kacyhimself.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

Do yourself a solid and read through this amazing thread.

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Caorthannach @caorthannach.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

It’s a beautiful place, well worth a visit. I don’t know Mullingar well, but if you find yourself in Clare or Galway give me a shout for tips or a pint.

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Caorthannach @caorthannach.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

It’s beautiful. I seriously thought about moving to Scotland before I came back to Ireland.

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Caorthannach @caorthannach.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

Words cannot adequately express my revulsion.

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Caorthannach @caorthannach.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

That’s great. Thanks for the recommendation.

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Caorthannach @caorthannach.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

I really want to try home distilling, I don’t have a kitchen at the moment so that might be a bit challenging. There are some interesting local botanicals that might be interesting to work with.

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