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@canslp.bsky.social
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perlin noise #1 fan making shapes and colors on the computer: canslp.itch.io

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canslp @canslp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
made a cool orb canslp.itch.io/procedural-g...
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procedural globe by Canslp
infinite random worlds
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Sam Baeseman @skrimbus.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
All my errands.... In one simple place!!!
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Sam Baeseman @skrimbus.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Uncontested GOTY
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canslp @canslp.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
a bad week to be patricia taxxon 💔
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mothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I cannot actually take it anymore I need to invent the time machine and prevent tiktok from being born
A screenshot of a tiktok comment reading "I'm so confused? Wtf is a see some?" And a reply saying "CSAM. C=Child S=Seggsual A=Ab*se M=Material. previously called child p*rn"
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canslp @canslp.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
petrichor gardens is out now
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canslp @canslp.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
new video game this week! www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2zC... th
youtube.com
petrichor gardens - trailer
YouTube video by Canslp
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canslp @canslp.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
new video game soon
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Michael DeForge @michaeldeforge.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 08/09/2025
“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 08/09/2025
working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
🦋💡
a stylized 3d render of a wizard holding a staff with a light on the end. a large moth sits upon it.
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
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canslp @canslp.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
every couple of years i go check if they finished making renaine yet and also if they've released that one good saxophone song from it yet. and im still checking lol
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
if i'm going to enjoy a video game i need to be assured that as few people as possible got paid to create it
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Carter Amelia Davis @sweetstench.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
my new short film Homemade Gatorade is out now youtu.be/SFJOHlnoQNM
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Jake Lawrence @timecowboy.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
A bit of a wander home.
A small house with a red tile roof sits on a hilly secluded spot surrounded by grass and trees and a labyrinth that goes on forever.
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canslp @canslp.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
buenos dias
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canslp @canslp.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
these days you're really not allowed to have the BOY WANTED sign up in a candy store anymore
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
AI Overview

If a red dot just appeared on your forehead and you suspect it's from a gunscope, it's important to address this immediately. Here's what you need to do: 

1. Seek Medical Attention: 
Contact a medical professional or emergency services as soon as possible. This is particularly important if you have any other symptoms like pain, swelling, bruising, or vision changes. 

2. Describe the Incident:
When you speak to medical personnel, clearly explain that you believe the red dot on your forehead may be the result of a gunscope. Provide details about what happened (e.g., how close you were to the gun, if you saw the scope, when you first noticed the red dot).
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
i got the ick cause he spelled it pneumonics [slowly backspacing entire post] We must work and play together as in days gone.
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canslp @canslp.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
comic about my high school job
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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
ennui
a stylized 3d render of a person on the ground, and an open window with a breeze blowing in...
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
smoking a goint
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
[texting family group chat] Gotta run to the store, can you guys go to your crates?
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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 16/04/2025
Good news guys
The WHITE HOUSE
But we are capable of so much more.
Our technologies permit us to manipulate time and space. They leave distance annihilated, cause things to grow, and improve productivity.
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canslp @canslp.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
can't stop saying "eggs! they're all over the place"
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canslp @canslp.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
i drew the dream sequence from tarkovsky's stalker
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canslp @canslp.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
you need to understand elon musk's psychological journey as all being downstream from when he was cursed by god with the most embarrassing possible accent (white south african)
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canslp @canslp.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
sad news the bible study group that meets in the coffee shop are having a meeting to decide whether to become a fascist bible study group
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Tattoos by Doug Hardy @tattoosbydoughardy.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Lmbo
Text of post: “pete !! @peterokii • Mar 28
oh poor baby 🥺🥺
do you need the robot
to make you pictures?🥺🥺
yeah?🥺🥺
do
you need the bo-bot to write you essay too? yeah ??? you can't do it?? 🥺🥺oò you're a
moron??🥺🥺
do you need chat gpt to fuck
your wife ??🥺🥺🥺
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
A man says "fuck it. I wanna be serialized. I'm tired of living comic to comic. I want to experience more. I don't want my eternally reviving body to be used for momentary vignettes. I want to be somebody." Another man says "Oh Gary, I don't think it works like that. We are doomed to nothingness after the next panel." Gary shakes his fists toward the heavens and shouts "NO! I refuse! My name is Gary! I deserve more life!"
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talia jane @taliajane.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
my friend saw an incredible garbage truck today
a big green garbage truck with a big piece of art on the back featuring the incredible hulk, whose forehead has been split in half to reveal a photo in the middle of the twin towers, plus a smaller hulk standing beside the twin towers reaching angrily for an airplane as it flies past.a closeup of the artwork showing that in the bottom left corner of the image are the words “we will always remember you 9/11/01”
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fabric @fabricici.net · 23/03/2025
Tiult
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canslp @canslp.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
insane how hard pseudonyms fell off in the 21st century
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
i'm struck by how the large amounts of money are the sole possible element of interest in mrbeast's ideas. could you live in a room - for a million dollars? could you sit in a chair - for a million dollars? idk, man. probably
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Gutoto @gutoto.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
🌿Pokémon Champion Gutoto🌿
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canslp @canslp.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
theres a stereotype that christians are really modest and repressed but idk man these guys are the only ones having weekly brunch meetings with the boys to talk about how the sex is going with their wives
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fabric @fabricici.net · 06/03/2025
Dinos land
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fabric @fabricici.net · 15/03/2025
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
pedestrian picking up after her dog: AM I WHAT? me from car: ARE YOU PROUD OF ME FOR NEVER TRYING HEROIN pedestrian: ARE YOU ON HEROIN?? me: I SAID FOR NEVER TRYING IT
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canslp @canslp.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
we're so back youtu.be/GPnvlLE-vtQ
youtu.be
birds of an afterlife
YouTube video by Canslp
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canslp @canslp.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
just remembered about this. these photos look really good actually i kind of killed it
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canslp @canslp.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
more faces
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FUNNY @jokedagger.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
#makinpics spelunker
A whale-shaped mechanical organism, manned by two helper fae, drifts above a crystal cavern. A phantom dog lurks behind the crystal spikes. Detail of the faery on the lower deck and the phantom dog in the crystals. Detail of the fairy up at the nose of the whale,  near its search light. They have a little captains hat.
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