canslp @canslp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026made a cool orb canslp.itch.io/procedural-g...canslp.itch.ioprocedural globe by Canslpinfinite random worlds 011
Reposted by canslpSam Baeseman @skrimbus.bsky.social · 02/07/2026All my errands.... In one simple place!!! 041
Reposted by canslpmothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 21/05/2026I cannot actually take it anymore I need to invent the time machine and prevent tiktok from being born 923822
canslp @canslp.bsky.social · 01/05/2026new video game this week! www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2zC... thyoutube.competrichor gardens - trailerYouTube video by Canslp 000
Reposted by canslpMichael DeForge @michaeldeforge.bsky.social · 29/03/2026I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you 103143413330
Reposted by canslpPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 08/09/2025“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy 87128882384
Reposted by canslpPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 08/09/2025working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now" 125145872995
canslp @canslp.bsky.social · 23/10/2025every couple of years i go check if they finished making renaine yet and also if they've released that one good saxophone song from it yet. and im still checking lol 100
Reposted by canslpshaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 07/06/2025if i'm going to enjoy a video game i need to be assured that as few people as possible got paid to create it 1583950
Reposted by canslpCarter Amelia Davis @sweetstench.bsky.social · 29/05/2025my new short film Homemade Gatorade is out now youtu.be/SFJOHlnoQNM 1113203747
canslp @canslp.bsky.social · 19/05/2025these days you're really not allowed to have the BOY WANTED sign up in a candy store anymore 010
Reposted by canslpsoul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 18/05/2025wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened? 72202594588
Reposted by canslpGale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 16/05/2025i got the ick cause he spelled it pneumonics [slowly backspacing entire post] We must work and play together as in days gone. 1522
Reposted by canslpGale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 30/04/2025[texting family group chat] Gotta run to the store, can you guys go to your crates? 1392
canslp @canslp.bsky.social · 02/04/2025you need to understand elon musk's psychological journey as all being downstream from when he was cursed by god with the most embarrassing possible accent (white south african) 100
canslp @canslp.bsky.social · 02/04/2025sad news the bible study group that meets in the coffee shop are having a meeting to decide whether to become a fascist bible study group 000
Reposted by canslptalia jane @taliajane.bsky.social · 27/03/2025my friend saw an incredible garbage truck today 1055497943
Reposted by canslpshaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 20/03/2025i'm struck by how the large amounts of money are the sole possible element of interest in mrbeast's ideas. could you live in a room - for a million dollars? could you sit in a chair - for a million dollars? idk, man. probably 652955247
canslp @canslp.bsky.social · 19/03/2025theres a stereotype that christians are really modest and repressed but idk man these guys are the only ones having weekly brunch meetings with the boys to talk about how the sex is going with their wives 100
Reposted by canslpGale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 02/02/2025pedestrian picking up after her dog: AM I WHAT? me from car: ARE YOU PROUD OF ME FOR NEVER TRYING HEROIN pedestrian: ARE YOU ON HEROIN?? me: I SAID FOR NEVER TRYING IT 239435
canslp @canslp.bsky.social · 31/01/2025we're so back youtu.be/GPnvlLE-vtQyoutu.bebirds of an afterlifeYouTube video by Canslp 000
canslp @canslp.bsky.social · 31/01/2025just remembered about this. these photos look really good actually i kind of killed it 100