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Canny McAlreetson

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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So @willsommer.bsky.social got hold of the script for The Daily Wire's upcoming pro-ICE movie, which is centered in Minneapolis. It has a scene with a Renee Good stand-in, who is described as a "fat blue-hair," but this time she kills an ICE agent with her car. www.thebulwark.com/p/daily-wire...
Then the film’s Renée Good stand-in enters, slamming her Subaru into the ICE van. Described with the subtlety of a brick as “MELANIE (40), a fat blue-hair,” the woman, blasting NPR, revs up again and fatally hits ICE agent “Juan” with her car. Then his ICE partner, “Mike,” shoots her in a justifiable killing.

Melanie reacts to the drawn gun with panic...

She MASHES on the gas as she throws the car into reverse, accidentally SLAMMING Juan out of the way. He goes flying into the gutter, bleeding...

And as the car reverses, Mike FIRES TWICE through the

windshield...

The first shot takes the [sic] Melanie in the neck, below her covid

mask. The second in the head, above her covid mask.

Blood SPLATTERS on her PASSENGER’s (40s, female, overweight)

forehead and matching covid mask.

From there, the ICE agent drags his suspect into the pawn shop, with an Antifa mob hot on their heels. The stage is now set for a siege, during which numerous Molotov cocktails will be thrown and shotgun shells will fly. Rest assured that no liberal piety will survive.

Inside the pawn shop, we meet its grizzled Hispanic owner and his son, newly back from college and majoring in Chicano studies. Much to his father’s chagrin, the son is dressed in a Che Guevara shirt and “listening to a POP SONG unfitting for a man.” A pawn-shop security guard quips they’re lucky the boy didn’t get a sex change.
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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Or Jellycat vouchers
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Jellycat
ALT: Jellycat
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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"It will be a Hungary corner kick", that's the danger of playing on a Sarlacc Pitch. #UEFANationsLeague Give me a prize for that joke. I deserve money. Editing cash.
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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Help! Do you have the 11 o'clock Show episode or just the bit where they overlaid 'Oops Upside Your Head' with a Greatest Hits of daft business from Orange Order marches? Oh, do pls get in touch but by DM, not fired bomb
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 12/09/2026
Ireland has spoken. They REALLY don’t like Trump. 🇮🇪 Dear Ireland, his approval rating is in the 30s. We don’t like him over here either!
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voidisfull.bsky.social @voidisfull.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Watching Trump squirm under questioning from Irish journalists. He’s a fan of a United Ireland and wants to see it happen! Neutral on the Falklands. Will support Irish humanitarian aid to Gaza. The Irish, with their soft blarney and cuteness have wiped his arse good.
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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
#WalledGarden
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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Chicken sticks, for the child you hope will grow into the next utter bastard.
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Darran Marshall @dmarshall.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"It turns out that he isn’t as orange as he looks." SDLP leader Claire Hanna reacts to Trump's comments on Irish unity. "I'm not sure if anybody has checked on the DUP. I suspect they're burning those Trump flags as we speak."
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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
How the fuck did Tom Cruise think Reacher was the character for him? Daft 2ft fuck all tit.
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Eliot Higgins @eliothiggins.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If only someone could have done something to prevent this!
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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
independent.co.uk
Donald Trump attended Sinn Féin fundraiser months before IRA attacked London
During his speech, Gerry Adams joked about Sinn Féin playing the 'Trump card'
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Yet another massive mysterious donation for Farage from yet another crypto billionaire.
telegraph.co.uk
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“In 2022, Delo pleaded guilty to a United States Bank Secrecy Act violation and received a 30-month probation sentence. In 2025, Delo was pardoned by President Donald Trump.”
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Delo’s lawyers are now sending out letters to journalists saying it is breach of privacy law to publish information about Delo’s conviction for an anti-money laundering offence in the US. Another public relations success for Farage.
Article 8 privacy and data protection
Further, and in any event, we remind you of the provisions of the Rehabilitation of Offenders Act 1974 the "Act).
We refer you to the chronology of events set out at (2) above. You will therefore appreciate that pursuant to the Act our client's conviction is spent, as of 14 December 20244.
A conviction which is spent for the
purposes of the Act is that person's private information pursuant to Article 8 of the European Convention on Human Rights. As the Supreme Court put it:
"As [the conviction] recedes into the past, it becomes a part of the person's private life".
That principle was upheld more recently in NT1 & NT2 v Google LLC®.
Our client therefore has a reasonable expectation of privacy in that information. In all the circumstances, given the lack of any legitimate or genuine justification for publicising it, whether on X, Substack or otherwise, there can be no public interest in the publication you have threatened and already effected, let alone one which is sufficiently strong to outweigh the compelling Article 8 rights of our client.
NT1&NT2 also clarified that a person's criminal conviction, particularly if that conviction is spent, constitutes personal data and is therefore protected by UK GDPR and the Data Protection Act 2018 ("DPA").
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Section 1(1) and 1(4)(a), Rehabilitation of Offenders Act 1974
* Section 5(2), ibid
5 R(L) v Commissioner of Police for the Metropolis [2009) UKSC 3 at (27]
• (2018] EWHC 799 (QB)
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Dr J T D Wilson
10 April 2026
The provisions of the UK GDR concering the processing of personal data relating to criminal convictions and offences are detailed and onerous, imposing a higher duty of care on controllers and processors of such information, which in this case is you.
It is highly unlikely that the journalism exemption under the DPA® would be applicable in these circumstances, given that (a) you are not a journalist, and (b) in any event, not only - for the …
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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
#WalledGarden
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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Do you have a football banning order and like getting tossed off by other like minded individuals? Well, these are the #jerkbuds for you
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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
How hard is it to say, "They're not like the average honest, hard-working British person"? Soft on crime. #burnham
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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It's so realistic it even has tiny genitals.
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scotfi1.bsky.social @scotfi1.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Farage can be charged for this legally. Encouraging or assisting a crime under the Serious Crime Act 2007.
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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Content warning: Multiple men violently assault a female protester at Reform's conference at the Birmingham NEC, to the visible delight of Nigel Farage.
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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Always hard to predict these things, but it's a high 40s low 60s range for Jaissle being nowt more than a stooge, a Joe Kinnear, a fall guy for shiteness. #nufc
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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Glaring as a default position with the media? Hmmm. That's the textbook behaviour of a #stoogemanager #nufc And going by classic stooge manager behavioural theory, the hope is for a sale. "Here are some young lads, look at the potential of that, the fanbase, etc, PLS BUY OUR PROBLEM!" #PiF
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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
That was superb #nufc
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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Valencia, sadly, is just shithousing. Ban them from oxygen, youth team included. #nufc #valencia #thehague
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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Bamba looks fucking class #nufc
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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
"I wouldn't know about that, mostly because I am thoroughly rat arsed, but all the same.", said a fellow cricketer. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricke...
bbc.co.uk
Ben Stokes: Cricket has drinking culture, says ex-England captain
Ben Stokes says drinking is embedded in cricket, but does not believe the England team he led has a problem with alcohol.
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
my neighborhood 7-11 closed a couple years ago and tried to reopen but couldn’t get the permit approved because there’s a preschool next door and 7-11s sell alcohol (the previous permit was grandfathered in). i saw a fence going up around the lot recently and looked up what was moving in: a gun shop
gun shop next door to a preschool
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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
It's Salt BAE without the glasses ffs #nufc
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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Fuck it, just bring back Pards and sell the fucking club you utter bastards, I want to be entertained again. #PiF #nufc
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Alan Pardew's Iconic Stadium Dance
ALT: Alan Pardew's Iconic Stadium Dance
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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Just suck off #PiF without question. Here is your Maga-looking boy, he has done actual fuck all. Fuck the fuck off.
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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
You have to be up there with the likes of Pep and Alex Ferguson to get a team from 5th to 3rd in the highest tier of Saudi Arabian football. That's not in question. #nufc #PiF #MikeAshley2 #ThePetroStateYears
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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
It's almost like it is from #PiF itself. Or a presentation on Michael Owen. Get fucked. #nufc
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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
An account that specifically targets only fans expressing criticism to downplay, minimise or attack (very personally). Fuck this stain.
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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Why would Howe walk out on a club that wants to be the "best in the world"? Why bring in a manager with no profile as a replacement? How does any of this tally with all the statements from PiF and the Reubens about long-term goals and stability with the fanbase? #nufc #PiF #reubenbrothers
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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Because he is a corporate shill that's already within PiF's corporate bullshit. He is a Stooge Manager with a background that suggests he licks corporate taint and likes the taste. Fuck this, fuck PiF and fuck him. #nufc
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The caller on Rand Paul’s virtual town hall is all of us.
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Kate @kakaty.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This man refuses to speak out about Rep. Max Miller(R-OH), his daughter's ex husband. Emily Moreno stated Miller held a gun to her head, threw her into the wall, and threw scalding hot water on her. Their 2 year old daughter said “Daddy’s house is scary.” HIs ex-girlfriend also said he was abusive.
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The New Republic @newrepublic.com · 29/07/2026
“PSA: Now that my case is settled, you are free to refer to @FBIDirectorKash as a ‘chud,’ a ‘googly-eyed Kremlin bitch,’ and a ‘traitor’ without fear of legal repercussions!” trib.al/e8IVBnp
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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
#MotorCity is the worst film I have seen in years. Kevin Nash films made during Covid were better than...this. Everyone involved should be ashamed. It's neither grindhouse, nor HK action, or a functional film. It's shite. Ben Foster should beg for food after this, fucking what the fucking fuck.
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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
If only the BBC would speak and write in plain English instead of innuendo and code. Just say "bumholes" when you mean bumholes. #bbc
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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
People around my way are going to go full fucking Wicker Man Midsommar when or if it next rains. The whole three counties have become effectively feral at the mere mention of precipitation. "You get used to the heat, DON'T YOU!?"[demented smile, heard rotates 360 degrees]
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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Imagine Jurassic Park, but with Dickie Attenborough tapping a mosquito preserved in amber while saying, "With this we have the POWER to bring back measles! :D," and then opening a massive Florida-sized measles theme park, because that's basically what's happened. cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thu...
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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Fitting that the most hypercapitalist country on Earth, that so happens to be run by a narcissist, is festering in its own shit www.bbc.com/news/article...
bbc.com
'Explosive diarrhoea' ripples through small midwestern community
A historic cyclospora outbreak spreading across the US is causing havoc in pockets of Michigan, the hardest hit state.
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Reform UK donor and Farage ally George Cottrell carried a fake Swiss passport under the name ‘Oscar Drewitt’. Cottrell was hired under the name by the future Reform treasurer Mehrtash A’zami. A’zami later vetted Cottrell’s mother's donations to Reform, now the subject of a police investigation
bylinetimes.com
‘Posh George’, Two Passports, and a Fraudulent Identity: Convicted Fraudster and Nigel Farage Funder's Connections to Reform UK’s Murky Financial Structures
Why did Reform UK change from being a privately-owned company to a non-profit company limited by guarantee in 2025? Nafeez Ahmed investigates a fraudulent identity used by George Cottrell – and how hi...
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Jelly Pumpkins @jellyzedsy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I cannot stop laughing at this. They were so close to cracking lmao #InfoWars #MAJA
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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Putting a tea bag in a cup full of milk?! Even watered-down milk is wrong. The fats in the milk block the pores of the teabag. Andy Burnham is a fool and a tit.
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Casually threatening mass rapes
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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
5 red cards. Minimum. #worldcup
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