Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"I wasn't even there!" ~ Davey Boy Smith, March 1988. 000
Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"He used to take their finishes" does kinda sound like Vince loved a good ol' aftershow bukkake, and who wouldn't believe that about him now, unequivocally. 100
Reposted by Canny McAlreetsonderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Trump historically wore Brioni, an Italian luxury company that makes suits in Italy. Here he flashes a Jos. A Bank label, a US company that long offshored its production to China and Bangladesh. They carry an associated label called Joseph Abboud, which is made in US. Curious he didn't choose that. 1783773397
Reposted by Canny McAlreetsonJustin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 01/10/2026So @willsommer.bsky.social got hold of the script for The Daily Wire's upcoming pro-ICE movie, which is centered in Minneapolis. It has a scene with a Renee Good stand-in, who is described as a "fat blue-hair," but this time she kills an ICE agent with her car. www.thebulwark.com/p/daily-wire... 1310337
Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026static.klipy.comBandaid 1984 Recording SessionALT: Bandaid 1984 Recording Session 001
Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Or Jellycat vouchersstatic.klipy.comJellycatALT: Jellycat 100
Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026@arsenewenger.bsky.social It must be this man 000
Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026What is Uefa's handle on here. This seems close-ish? @championsleague1.bsky.social Hello. :) Where is my money? 100
Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Room for additional zeros, or nines! Loads of them. 000
Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"It will be a Hungary corner kick", that's the danger of playing on a Sarlacc Pitch. #UEFANationsLeague Give me a prize for that joke. I deserve money. Editing cash. 200
Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I cannae even hear The Gap Band without slowly creasing into a ball of fleshy shoulder convulsions that seems to converse only with, "hurhur...hurrrrhurrr...hurrrr..hurrhurrhurrr..hahaHAHA! More." 000
Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It is fucking hilarious on its own, but I also need it for further, 2026 based hilarity 100
Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Help! Do you have the 11 o'clock Show episode or just the bit where they overlaid 'Oops Upside Your Head' with a Greatest Hits of daft business from Orange Order marches? Oh, do pls get in touch but by DM, not fired bomb 100
Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026it's completely wrong as an interpretation but I am a bit high and I fucking hate Blur. And ICE. Fuck 'em both. 020
Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026What this says to me is someone has killed not just Damon Albarn but every fucking member of Blur. Including the cheese fuck. Praise be, times are turning #NME 120
Reposted by Canny McAlreetsonChristopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 12/09/2026Ireland has spoken. They REALLY don’t like Trump. 🇮🇪 Dear Ireland, his approval rating is in the 30s. We don’t like him over here either! 16436071155
Reposted by Canny McAlreetsonvoidisfull.bsky.social @voidisfull.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Watching Trump squirm under questioning from Irish journalists. He’s a fan of a United Ireland and wants to see it happen! Neutral on the Falklands. Will support Irish humanitarian aid to Gaza. The Irish, with their soft blarney and cuteness have wiped his arse good. 085
Reposted by Canny McAlreetsonCanny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026#WalledGarden 101
Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Chicken sticks, for the child you hope will grow into the next utter bastard. 000
Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026He's a fat, incontinent, paedo that is confused by concepts which are not a cheeseburger and fries. 000
Reposted by Canny McAlreetsonDarran Marshall @dmarshall.bsky.social · 12/09/2026"It turns out that he isn’t as orange as he looks." SDLP leader Claire Hanna reacts to Trump's comments on Irish unity. "I'm not sure if anybody has checked on the DUP. I suspect they're burning those Trump flags as we speak." 14485163
Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026How the fuck did Tom Cruise think Reacher was the character for him? Daft 2ft fuck all tit. 000
Reposted by Canny McAlreetsonEliot Higgins @eliothiggins.bsky.social · 12/09/2026If only someone could have done something to prevent this! 718127
Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...independent.co.ukDonald Trump attended Sinn Féin fundraiser months before IRA attacked LondonDuring his speech, Gerry Adams joked about Sinn Féin playing the 'Trump card' 000
Reposted by Canny McAlreetsonMark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Yet another massive mysterious donation for Farage from yet another crypto billionaire.telegraph.co.uk 26385149
Reposted by Canny McAlreetsonMark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026“In 2022, Delo pleaded guilty to a United States Bank Secrecy Act violation and received a 30-month probation sentence. In 2025, Delo was pardoned by President Donald Trump.” 311527
Reposted by Canny McAlreetsonMark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Delo’s lawyers are now sending out letters to journalists saying it is breach of privacy law to publish information about Delo’s conviction for an anti-money laundering offence in the US. Another public relations success for Farage. 1413944
Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Harnessing the "Openreach AND BT fucked me!" vote would be 60-70% alone. I've long said Martin Lewis would genuinely be elected anywhere tomorrow if he stood. 011
Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I am thoroughly fucking enjoying the psychological breakdown consuming all things in and around Joe Rogan. The sheer fucking amount of people I feel have been lost to a fucking podcast is mind-boggling, let alone the daft cunts who licked him up the hoop for years and all for what. 100
Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026The type of lads who only go to the gym to sniff the seats. Rank. 000
Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Do you have a football banning order and like getting tossed off by other like minded individuals? Well, these are the #jerkbuds for you 110
Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026How hard is it to say, "They're not like the average honest, hard-working British person"? Soft on crime. #burnham 020
Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026It's so realistic it even has tiny genitals. 000
Reposted by Canny McAlreetsonscotfi1.bsky.social @scotfi1.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Farage can be charged for this legally. Encouraging or assisting a crime under the Serious Crime Act 2007. 1455067
Reposted by Canny McAlreetsonDave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Content warning: Multiple men violently assault a female protester at Reform's conference at the Birmingham NEC, to the visible delight of Nigel Farage. 93934442234
Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Take the money. Say the words. Go through the motions. Shrug your shoulders and move on once sacked in ? 000
Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Always hard to predict these things, but it's a high 40s low 60s range for Jaissle being nowt more than a stooge, a Joe Kinnear, a fall guy for shiteness. #nufc 100
Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Glaring as a default position with the media? Hmmm. That's the textbook behaviour of a #stoogemanager #nufc And going by classic stooge manager behavioural theory, the hope is for a sale. "Here are some young lads, look at the potential of that, the fanbase, etc, PLS BUY OUR PROBLEM!" #PiF 000
Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Fairness. Proportionality. Two pillars I do not care for in my decision-making structure. 010
Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Valencia, sadly, is just shithousing. Ban them from oxygen, youth team included. #nufc #valencia #thehague 100
Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 04/08/2026What else are you going to do on a boat to Australia in the 1910s with David Gower? I mean really. 000
Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 04/08/2026"I wouldn't know about that, mostly because I am thoroughly rat arsed, but all the same.", said a fellow cricketer. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricke...bbc.co.ukBen Stokes: Cricket has drinking culture, says ex-England captainBen Stokes says drinking is embedded in cricket, but does not believe the England team he led has a problem with alcohol. 100
Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 03/08/2026That car park looks like a grim corridor of inevitability. 000
Reposted by Canny McAlreetsonslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 03/08/2026my neighborhood 7-11 closed a couple years ago and tried to reopen but couldn’t get the permit approved because there’s a preschool next door and 7-11s sell alcohol (the previous permit was grandfathered in). i saw a fence going up around the lot recently and looked up what was moving in: a gun shop 12353551325