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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"I wasn't even there!" ~ Davey Boy Smith, March 1988.
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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"He used to take their finishes" does kinda sound like Vince loved a good ol' aftershow bukkake, and who wouldn't believe that about him now, unequivocally.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Trump historically wore Brioni, an Italian luxury company that makes suits in Italy. Here he flashes a Jos. A Bank label, a US company that long offshored its production to China and Bangladesh. They carry an associated label called Joseph Abboud, which is made in US. Curious he didn't choose that.
Donald Trump in a navy suit. He's opening the jacket, so you can see the label. A close up of the suit label says Jos. A. Bank.
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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So @willsommer.bsky.social got hold of the script for The Daily Wire's upcoming pro-ICE movie, which is centered in Minneapolis. It has a scene with a Renee Good stand-in, who is described as a "fat blue-hair," but this time she kills an ICE agent with her car. www.thebulwark.com/p/daily-wire...
Then the film’s Renée Good stand-in enters, slamming her Subaru into the ICE van. Described with the subtlety of a brick as “MELANIE (40), a fat blue-hair,” the woman, blasting NPR, revs up again and fatally hits ICE agent “Juan” with her car. Then his ICE partner, “Mike,” shoots her in a justifiable killing.

Melanie reacts to the drawn gun with panic...

She MASHES on the gas as she throws the car into reverse, accidentally SLAMMING Juan out of the way. He goes flying into the gutter, bleeding...

And as the car reverses, Mike FIRES TWICE through the

windshield...

The first shot takes the [sic] Melanie in the neck, below her covid

mask. The second in the head, above her covid mask.

Blood SPLATTERS on her PASSENGER’s (40s, female, overweight)

forehead and matching covid mask.

From there, the ICE agent drags his suspect into the pawn shop, with an Antifa mob hot on their heels. The stage is now set for a siege, during which numerous Molotov cocktails will be thrown and shotgun shells will fly. Rest assured that no liberal piety will survive.

Inside the pawn shop, we meet its grizzled Hispanic owner and his son, newly back from college and majoring in Chicano studies. Much to his father’s chagrin, the son is dressed in a Che Guevara shirt and “listening to a POP SONG unfitting for a man.” A pawn-shop security guard quips they’re lucky the boy didn’t get a sex change.
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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Bandaid 1984 Recording Session
ALT: Bandaid 1984 Recording Session
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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Or Jellycat vouchers
static.klipy.com
Jellycat
ALT: Jellycat
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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@arsenewenger.bsky.social It must be this man
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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What is Uefa's handle on here. This seems close-ish? @championsleague1.bsky.social Hello. :) Where is my money?
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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Room for additional zeros, or nines! Loads of them.
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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"It will be a Hungary corner kick", that's the danger of playing on a Sarlacc Pitch. #UEFANationsLeague Give me a prize for that joke. I deserve money. Editing cash.
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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I cannae even hear The Gap Band without slowly creasing into a ball of fleshy shoulder convulsions that seems to converse only with, "hurhur...hurrrrhurrr...hurrrr..hurrhurrhurrr..hahaHAHA! More."
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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It is fucking hilarious on its own, but I also need it for further, 2026 based hilarity
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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Help! Do you have the 11 o'clock Show episode or just the bit where they overlaid 'Oops Upside Your Head' with a Greatest Hits of daft business from Orange Order marches? Oh, do pls get in touch but by DM, not fired bomb
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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
it's completely wrong as an interpretation but I am a bit high and I fucking hate Blur. And ICE. Fuck 'em both.
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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What this says to me is someone has killed not just Damon Albarn but every fucking member of Blur. Including the cheese fuck. Praise be, times are turning #NME
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 12/09/2026
Ireland has spoken. They REALLY don’t like Trump. 🇮🇪 Dear Ireland, his approval rating is in the 30s. We don’t like him over here either!
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voidisfull.bsky.social @voidisfull.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Watching Trump squirm under questioning from Irish journalists. He’s a fan of a United Ireland and wants to see it happen! Neutral on the Falklands. Will support Irish humanitarian aid to Gaza. The Irish, with their soft blarney and cuteness have wiped his arse good.
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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
#WalledGarden
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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Chicken sticks, for the child you hope will grow into the next utter bastard.
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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Same smoothness as his brain.
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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
He's a fat, incontinent, paedo that is confused by concepts which are not a cheeseburger and fries.
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Darran Marshall @dmarshall.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"It turns out that he isn’t as orange as he looks." SDLP leader Claire Hanna reacts to Trump's comments on Irish unity. "I'm not sure if anybody has checked on the DUP. I suspect they're burning those Trump flags as we speak."
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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
How the fuck did Tom Cruise think Reacher was the character for him? Daft 2ft fuck all tit.
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Eliot Higgins @eliothiggins.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If only someone could have done something to prevent this!
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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
independent.co.uk
Donald Trump attended Sinn Féin fundraiser months before IRA attacked London
During his speech, Gerry Adams joked about Sinn Féin playing the 'Trump card'
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Yet another massive mysterious donation for Farage from yet another crypto billionaire.
telegraph.co.uk
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“In 2022, Delo pleaded guilty to a United States Bank Secrecy Act violation and received a 30-month probation sentence. In 2025, Delo was pardoned by President Donald Trump.”
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Delo’s lawyers are now sending out letters to journalists saying it is breach of privacy law to publish information about Delo’s conviction for an anti-money laundering offence in the US. Another public relations success for Farage.
Article 8 privacy and data protection
Further, and in any event, we remind you of the provisions of the Rehabilitation of Offenders Act 1974 the "Act).
We refer you to the chronology of events set out at (2) above. You will therefore appreciate that pursuant to the Act our client's conviction is spent, as of 14 December 20244.
A conviction which is spent for the
purposes of the Act is that person's private information pursuant to Article 8 of the European Convention on Human Rights. As the Supreme Court put it:
"As [the conviction] recedes into the past, it becomes a part of the person's private life".
That principle was upheld more recently in NT1 & NT2 v Google LLC®.
Our client therefore has a reasonable expectation of privacy in that information. In all the circumstances, given the lack of any legitimate or genuine justification for publicising it, whether on X, Substack or otherwise, there can be no public interest in the publication you have threatened and already effected, let alone one which is sufficiently strong to outweigh the compelling Article 8 rights of our client.
NT1&NT2 also clarified that a person's criminal conviction, particularly if that conviction is spent, constitutes personal data and is therefore protected by UK GDPR and the Data Protection Act 2018 ("DPA").
2(1999] UKHL 45
Section 1(1) and 1(4)(a), Rehabilitation of Offenders Act 1974
* Section 5(2), ibid
5 R(L) v Commissioner of Police for the Metropolis [2009) UKSC 3 at (27]
• (2018] EWHC 799 (QB)
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Dr J T D Wilson
10 April 2026
The provisions of the UK GDR concering the processing of personal data relating to criminal convictions and offences are detailed and onerous, imposing a higher duty of care on controllers and processors of such information, which in this case is you.
It is highly unlikely that the journalism exemption under the DPA® would be applicable in these circumstances, given that (a) you are not a journalist, and (b) in any event, not only - for the …
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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Harnessing the "Openreach AND BT fucked me!" vote would be 60-70% alone. I've long said Martin Lewis would genuinely be elected anywhere tomorrow if he stood.
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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
fuck'em all.
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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I am thoroughly fucking enjoying the psychological breakdown consuming all things in and around Joe Rogan. The sheer fucking amount of people I feel have been lost to a fucking podcast is mind-boggling, let alone the daft cunts who licked him up the hoop for years and all for what.
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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
#WalledGarden
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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The type of lads who only go to the gym to sniff the seats. Rank.
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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Do you have a football banning order and like getting tossed off by other like minded individuals? Well, these are the #jerkbuds for you
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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
And then they bukkaked each other
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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
How hard is it to say, "They're not like the average honest, hard-working British person"? Soft on crime. #burnham
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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It's so realistic it even has tiny genitals.
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scotfi1.bsky.social @scotfi1.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Farage can be charged for this legally. Encouraging or assisting a crime under the Serious Crime Act 2007.
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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Content warning: Multiple men violently assault a female protester at Reform's conference at the Birmingham NEC, to the visible delight of Nigel Farage.
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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Take the money. Say the words. Go through the motions. Shrug your shoulders and move on once sacked in ?
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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Always hard to predict these things, but it's a high 40s low 60s range for Jaissle being nowt more than a stooge, a Joe Kinnear, a fall guy for shiteness. #nufc
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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Glaring as a default position with the media? Hmmm. That's the textbook behaviour of a #stoogemanager #nufc And going by classic stooge manager behavioural theory, the hope is for a sale. "Here are some young lads, look at the potential of that, the fanbase, etc, PLS BUY OUR PROBLEM!" #PiF
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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
That was superb #nufc
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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Fairness. Proportionality. Two pillars I do not care for in my decision-making structure.
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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Valencia, sadly, is just shithousing. Ban them from oxygen, youth team included. #nufc #valencia #thehague
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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Bamba looks fucking class #nufc
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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
What else are you going to do on a boat to Australia in the 1910s with David Gower? I mean really.
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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
"I wouldn't know about that, mostly because I am thoroughly rat arsed, but all the same.", said a fellow cricketer. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricke...
bbc.co.uk
Ben Stokes: Cricket has drinking culture, says ex-England captain
Ben Stokes says drinking is embedded in cricket, but does not believe the England team he led has a problem with alcohol.
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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
That car park looks like a grim corridor of inevitability.
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
my neighborhood 7-11 closed a couple years ago and tried to reopen but couldn’t get the permit approved because there’s a preschool next door and 7-11s sell alcohol (the previous permit was grandfathered in). i saw a fence going up around the lot recently and looked up what was moving in: a gun shop
gun shop next door to a preschool
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