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Canny McAlreetson

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Piping off hot cakes

Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

If only the BBC would speak and write in plain English instead of innuendo and code. Just say "bumholes" when you mean bumholes. #bbc

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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Imagine Jurassic Park, but with Dickie Attenborough tapping a mosquito preserved in amber while saying, "With this we have the POWER to bring back measles! :D," and then opening a massive Florida-sized measles theme park, because that's basically what's happened. cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thu...

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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

I have nine layers of tanned skin now, I'm more knock-off handbag than man

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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

It's ze tightness of the perm that astonishes and beguiles the eyes, like a magic eye picture. It's not a sailboat, it's a Balon D'or. #keegan

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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

"Happiness is in Stuttgart"

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Canny McAlreetson @cannymcalreetson.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Plastic pitches are wrong, and Norway has had it too good for too long without any flak, so it is officially fine to say that all Scandinavian food has always been cack and still is. Nobody likes it except weird Epstein freaks, and that's a fact. #michelinguide #championsleague #bodo #cancerpitch