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Call Me Robo

@callmerobo.com
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Streamer, mod, robot. callmerobo.com Profile picture by vgen.co/GalacticTitty Banner art by vgen.co/Linkitin_art

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Call Me Robo @callmerobo.com · 22/09/2026
Pumpkin is a fruit.
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Call Me Robo @callmerobo.com · 22/09/2026
I am super craving an opportunity to hop into a D&D campaign. Or another TTRPG, I'm not exclusive!
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MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I don’t know what I was going to tell them, but it was going to involve the words “I can’t do my job if none of you fucking listen to me”
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Hayley (FFXIV 6.0 EW)✨ @thehayhaylstorm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Opening early for BlueSky (will post everywhere else tomorrow 9/13) Regular Comms open! DM me if interested! My last day at the corporate pit is Oct 2 and I’ve got nothing lined up after 😂 likes and shares appreciated also ty for all the support ♥️♥️♥️
Shows an illustration I made next to text that says regular comms are open The listed pricing is an estimate. Pricing may vary depending on simplicity or complexity of request. I reserve the right to decline any commission request.   

SIMPLIFIED STYLE 
1 Character Full Body Color: $50+ 
Every Additional Character: $25+  

STANDARD STYLE 
1 Character Full Body Color: $75+ 
Every Additional Character: $30+  

MISC & ADD ONS 
Basic Background (Solid Color): $0 
Detailed Background: $25+ 
Props/Weapons: $15+ 
Pets/ Creatures: $50+ TERMS & CONDIIIONS
*No refunds will be offered after the sketch is confirmed.
*All commissions are for personal use only.
Please reach out for commercial usage rights.
*Do not alter, trace, or edit my art.
Absolutely do not feed my art into AI.
*I reserve the right to decline any commission request.
*Timeframe for completion may vary depending on the personal ongoings of my life. 

HOW TO COMMISSION
1. Reach out via DM, provide context and description for what you're looking to have drawn. Please be ready to provide references.
DO NOT give me AI References.
2. After price quote and confirmation, I'll begin work on the commission. I'll provide you a VERY rough sketch for approval (2 max edits allowed).
3. Once rough sketch is approved, full payment is due via KoFi only.
4. Progress photos not guaranteed but I will do my best to send updates.
5. Once completed I'll send the completed version for final approval. ONLY 2 simple edits allowed.
6. I'll share a Google Drive link with you to download the full version.

Examples of my illustrated art from the last few months ranging from original oc art to bg3 fanart, to ffxiv fanart
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Call Me Robo @callmerobo.com · 11/09/2026
Has Jack Skellington ever committed murder? Or is his goal just to scare but not hurt?
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Hayley (FFXIV 6.0 EW)✨ @thehayhaylstorm.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
🎂BIRTHDAY GIVEAWAY🎂 Running a birthday giveaway this year! To enter: *MUST like and repost *Optional reply with a food, movie, or book recommendation! *Optional if you like what you see I’d love a follow! Deadline: Sept 18 at 10pm ET. Winner announced on my birthday Sept 19! 😊 Alt text w/details!
Birthday Month Giveaway!
I'll be randomly picking 2 winners to receive their choice of one of the following:
*1 person bust art commission Or
*1 Physical 8.5x11 artprint from the choices below (open to international entry)
Giveaway Rules to Enter:
*MUST Like and Repost
*Optional- share a food, movie, or book recommendation in the replies!
*Optional- if you like what you see I'd love a follow! <3
DEADLINE TO ENTER: Sept 18, 2026 at 10:00pm ET.
Winner will be announced on my birthday Sept 19. :)
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 05/09/2026
Avoid the clowns in the clown forest.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 05/09/2026
If you're taking the ATV out this Labor Day weekend, wear a helmet and stay off paved roads to stay alive.
A forest. A guy named Ted rides his ATV safely along a trail. Throughout the forest are joyful clowns doing clown antics. They’re not necessarily menacing, but Ted picks up a little speed all the same. The text reads: Ted wasn’t sure how he ended up in the Forest of The Clowns, but he was sure glad he wore the proper gear: boots, pants, long-sleeve shirt, gloves goggles and a helmet.
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Matchan(Arts) 🖤🤍💛💜🧉 @matchaartist.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I'm currently live rn in the waiting room for the pre-show for ONL!! Come thru and let's yap! twitch.tv/matchaartist #genmaiLive
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 15/08/2026
I just joined the committee. You can, too. www.cardsagainsthumanity.com/elonhasnofri...
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Who wants to help Cards Against Humanity f*** with Elon Musk?
We got Musk off our land. Let's build a monument to remind him he's a sad little b**** with no friends.
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Call Me Robo @callmerobo.com · 05/08/2026
This is a wonderfully cozy game! And now it is out of early access too. Give it a shot if you haven't already.
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Game Changer @gamechanger.dropout.tv · 02/08/2026
The Noise Boys STRIKE again 😂
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 29/06/2026
It's that time of year when we have to tell people to not hold lit fireworks.
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🥭MANGO - Comms Closed @mgosketches.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Now and always, say NO to Al ✊️
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
big day today!! !
screenshot of a single day (today) Google calendar entry on my phone. The timeframe is from 7am to 6pm and there is an event scheduled from 8am to 5pm titled “Become Smart & Successful”
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 15/06/2026
Is it carbon monoxide
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Call Me Robo @callmerobo.com · 10/06/2026
I started using an app called Roost last week. It's fun and cute and I recommend it. You send messages via collected birds. Their delivery time is based on the bird's actual speed! Good for slow deliberate messaging. Get a free bird when you sign up with my code W8UXS3 roostsocial.app/invite/W8UXS3
roostsocial.app
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MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I tried to moderate my expression. “I’m not mad.” I was furious.
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
These images posted by the Claude Code team are so amusing to me not because the perfect architecture is just Claude talking to Claude talking to Claude but instead that you have layers of Claudes whose job is to fix the errors and hallucinations of the other Claudes.
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Zaytri @zaytri.com · 31/05/2026
Slime2 is here! It's real! Welcome to Slime2, a desktop app for managing and customizing local overlays and bots for your streams, available on Linux, Windows, and macOS! And it's free! You can get it here: slime2.stream
Slime2 Face LogoSlime2 Home ScreenSlime2 Alert Box Settings
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PowerWash Simulator 💦 @powerwashsimulator.co.uk · 27/05/2026
It is Wednesday, Washers👋 From now till June 10th, you can grab PowerWash Simulator 2 for 15% off and the original PowerWash Simulator for 50% off on Steam! Spring cleaning may be over, but power washing never ends🫡🧼
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GLITCH @glitchprod.com · 15/05/2026
GAMEOVERSE. OUT NOW! Go watch it on our YouTube channel!
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Matt Blair @mjmbca.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Not for nothing, but I think a lot of people have wrongly settled on “Twitter became a right-wing cesspool because all the cool people left” instead of “All the cool people left because Twitter became a right-wing cesspool.”
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MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Ignoring stuff is always an option, up until it kills you.
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Yamino @yamino.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I don't think I ever posted one of my most viral Sailor Moon comics here
Panel 1: Ami Mizuno saying to her friends, "I need you all to swear..."

Panel 2: All rhe girls saying, "FUCJ." with varying keels of enthusias.

Panel 2: Ami, flustered, saying, "Nghh!! Like, a promise??" And an offscreen voice saying, "ooh"
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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Some AI tools are getting dumber and more expensive.
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Punk on Bus Lives!🚍📻 @punkonbuslives.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
The most hilarious part of this is that the recall only affects 173 total vehicles, because that's all Tesla's sold of its rear wheel drive model.
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Tesla Recalls Cybertruck Because Wheels May Fall Off - Kelley Blue Book
The 2024-2026 Tesla Cybertruck is being recalled for faulty wheel studs.
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Call Me Robo @callmerobo.com · 08/05/2026
I have commissioned @inxanityoce.bsky.social several times, and I adore everything I've gotten (and so does everyone else who sees it in action!)
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Yumykon ⭐ @yumykon.com · 23/03/2026
Ramona Flowers ⭐
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Freezer @freezer.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Most of my life watching T2 was on the DVD on a CRT. But thanks to the power of blu ray I can truly appreciate how many times the Pepsi logo actually shows up.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I can't fucking believe we're doing this again.
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
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Call Me Robo @callmerobo.com · 08/02/2026
I commissioned these incredible emoji from @inxanityoce.bsky.social and wanted to share with all y'all! It's four different Robo happy dances and they each and every one make me so so happy.
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Hayley (FFXIV 6.0 EW)✨ @thehayhaylstorm.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Thank you so much for donating to #ExtraLife @callmerobo.com ! Our adventuring group welcomes Robo the Paladin to the group! ⚔️ Want a Muppet of yourself, your Tav, or OC? We have 8 slots left for Round 1! Donate $15 to the Muppet Yourself incentive at www.extra-life.org/participants... #muppets #art
A muppet commission of a character names Robo! He’s a robot with grey metal features and light blue accents. In this form he is dressed as a paladin with dark blue metals and details. Muppet Yourself poster where if you donate to the incentive, you muppet will appear alongside other commissioned muppets as well as our team muppets! Infographic of how donation incentives work! If you donate to an incentive, we’ll make it happen. All donations go to our local children’s hospital Event information for our charity stream. Event is Nov 8 at 10:00am ET on Twitch.tv/dalpaladin
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Call Me Robo @callmerobo.com · 26/10/2025
Muppet you? By an incredible person and artist? And for a good cause? You'd be a fool to pass this up.
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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com
"some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily execute civilians" says today's New York Times, continuing their long tradition of whitewashing fascism
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Stephanie Burgis @stephanieburgis.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
For all of my fellow fountain pen & ink geeks - via the Lamplighters Discord, I just discovered this blog devoted solely to the quest to find the perfect purple fountain pen ink, and honestly? I love it. This is *exactly* my kind of escapist joy! toomanypurples.blogspot.com
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Too many purples
Scribble Monboddo's search for the perfect purple fountain pen ink...
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Hayley (FFXIV 6.0 EW)✨ @thehayhaylstorm.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
🎂BIRTHDAY GIVEAWAY🎂 Running a birthday giveaway this year to celebrate turning 30! 🎉 Deadline to enter is Sept 19 2025, must like and repost this post to enter! Will pick 3 winners and each person will get a bust commission of 1-2 characters! See page for art examples! Good luck everyone!!😊✨
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2025
Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
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Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
OREM, UT—As law enforcement officials search for a person of interest in the assassination of 31-year-old Turning Point USA co-founder Charlie Kirk, witnesses on the scene at Utah Valley University ad...
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
"that's not funny, no one should lose their lives to gun violence" so true! that's what we've been saying all along. I'm so glad you agree
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Derek Powazek @fraying.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
You are under no obligation to mourn the death of people who would’ve celebrated yours.
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rcloenenruiz @rcloenenruiz.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
I now own a kindle. Granted, it's a secondhand one. But it works and I'm really happy to have it. I also just loaded the Martha Wells Humble Book Bundle onto it. You still have 6 days to get it and support the work of World Central Kitchen in the process. www.humblebundle.com/books/martha...
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Humble Book Bundle: Martha Wells' Murderbot and More by TOR
Fall in love with Martha Wells’ The Murderbot Diaries series—the engine behind the hit AppleTV adaptation—and help support World Central Kitchen.
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
hope you don't mind me getting a little ~political~ at this particular moment in time.
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Hayley (FFXIV 6.0 EW)✨ @thehayhaylstorm.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Every time I try to even look at Twitter for anything I feel like I lose years off my life like yes I want to post art and support artists there but god it’s like walking through mud
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Gulumunkus @gulumunkus.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
*cracks knuckles* okay so you know how the media has a problem with taking snippets of scientific studies out of context and writing articles which mislead the public? now imagine a computer program is doing that when you ask it questions about scientific literature but also it makes stuff up.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 27/08/2025
FUCK YEAH SCIENCE arstechnica.com/science/2025...
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Bluesky now platform of choice for science community
It’s not just you. Survey says: “Twitter sucks now and all the cool kids are moving to Bluesky”…
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Devin Elle Kurtz @devinellekurtz.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
My Neighbor Demon-Tiger
A digitally painted fanart of Kpop Demon Hunters. Rumi, a Korean pop star in her early 20s, stands under a yellow umbrella in the pouring rain outside a glowing corner store. Next to her is the silly blue tiger derpy, sitting in the wet street with no umbrella. The tiny, six-eyed bird Sussie sits on top of Derpy's head with a tiny red umbrella. The colors skew toward a glowing magenta.
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🦩🥭natalia🐊m🦖 @flamango.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
fuck why is art so great goddamn
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Molly Burgess Designs @mollyburgess.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
This vaporwave beauty queen is Tiffany 💙💜🩷🧡💛 . . #vaporwave #chillwave #cicada #nostalgia
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
still thinking about the Montana knife maker who said you don't have to worry about tariffs if you buy american. and then three months later, he realized he imports swedish steel and german equipment. and even MiUSA equipment costs $100k more now because of tariffs
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