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Call Me Robo @callmerobo.com · 27/09/2026
I found the recipe we always use. It's creamer but oh so good. noblepig.com/dill-pickle-...
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Dill Pickle Soup
This recipe has swept the nation! A tangy, delicious and over-the-top version of Dill Pickle Soup. It will become a staple in your household.
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Call Me Robo @callmerobo.com · 27/09/2026
We make dill pickle soup at least once a year and it's soooo delicious. 🥒🥒🥒🥒
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Call Me Robo @callmerobo.com · 22/09/2026
Pumpkin is a fruit.
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Call Me Robo @callmerobo.com · 22/09/2026
I am super craving an opportunity to hop into a D&D campaign. Or another TTRPG, I'm not exclusive!
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Call Me Robo @callmerobo.com · 19/09/2026
Oh wow hooray! I am super super honored to have won! Now to spend serious time pondering my choices before reaching out. Thank you Hayley!
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MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I don’t know what I was going to tell them, but it was going to involve the words “I can’t do my job if none of you fucking listen to me”
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Call Me Robo @callmerobo.com · 13/09/2026
Congrats! You deserve all of the love and support pouring out your way.
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Hayley (FFXIV 6.0 EW)✨ @thehayhaylstorm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Opening early for BlueSky (will post everywhere else tomorrow 9/13) Regular Comms open! DM me if interested! My last day at the corporate pit is Oct 2 and I’ve got nothing lined up after 😂 likes and shares appreciated also ty for all the support ♥️♥️♥️
Shows an illustration I made next to text that says regular comms are open The listed pricing is an estimate. Pricing may vary depending on simplicity or complexity of request. I reserve the right to decline any commission request.   

SIMPLIFIED STYLE 
1 Character Full Body Color: $50+ 
Every Additional Character: $25+  

STANDARD STYLE 
1 Character Full Body Color: $75+ 
Every Additional Character: $30+  

MISC & ADD ONS 
Basic Background (Solid Color): $0 
Detailed Background: $25+ 
Props/Weapons: $15+ 
Pets/ Creatures: $50+ TERMS & CONDIIIONS
*No refunds will be offered after the sketch is confirmed.
*All commissions are for personal use only.
Please reach out for commercial usage rights.
*Do not alter, trace, or edit my art.
Absolutely do not feed my art into AI.
*I reserve the right to decline any commission request.
*Timeframe for completion may vary depending on the personal ongoings of my life. 

HOW TO COMMISSION
1. Reach out via DM, provide context and description for what you're looking to have drawn. Please be ready to provide references.
DO NOT give me AI References.
2. After price quote and confirmation, I'll begin work on the commission. I'll provide you a VERY rough sketch for approval (2 max edits allowed).
3. Once rough sketch is approved, full payment is due via KoFi only.
4. Progress photos not guaranteed but I will do my best to send updates.
5. Once completed I'll send the completed version for final approval. ONLY 2 simple edits allowed.
6. I'll share a Google Drive link with you to download the full version.

Examples of my illustrated art from the last few months ranging from original oc art to bg3 fanart, to ffxiv fanart
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Call Me Robo @callmerobo.com · 11/09/2026
Happy early birthday! Book recommendation from me is Legends & Lattes by Travis Baldree. Food recommendation especially with it being fall is apple crisp!
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Call Me Robo @callmerobo.com · 11/09/2026
But like, if killing is their *thing* they wouldn't see it as being mean would they? My question was prompted by right at the beginning the mayor awards the vampires for most blood sucked in a single night.
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Call Me Robo @callmerobo.com · 11/09/2026
Oh man, I've been playing through a new save and can't wait to get to this point. That and I desperately need to reorganize my farm to be more aesthetic.
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Call Me Robo @callmerobo.com · 11/09/2026
Has Jack Skellington ever committed murder? Or is his goal just to scare but not hurt?
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Hayley (FFXIV 6.0 EW)✨ @thehayhaylstorm.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
🎂BIRTHDAY GIVEAWAY🎂 Running a birthday giveaway this year! To enter: *MUST like and repost *Optional reply with a food, movie, or book recommendation! *Optional if you like what you see I’d love a follow! Deadline: Sept 18 at 10pm ET. Winner announced on my birthday Sept 19! 😊 Alt text w/details!
Birthday Month Giveaway!
I'll be randomly picking 2 winners to receive their choice of one of the following:
*1 person bust art commission Or
*1 Physical 8.5x11 artprint from the choices below (open to international entry)
Giveaway Rules to Enter:
*MUST Like and Repost
*Optional- share a food, movie, or book recommendation in the replies!
*Optional- if you like what you see I'd love a follow! <3
DEADLINE TO ENTER: Sept 18, 2026 at 10:00pm ET.
Winner will be announced on my birthday Sept 19. :)
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Call Me Robo @callmerobo.com · 10/09/2026
For comm pricing, charge what you're worth! Your art is fantastic.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 05/09/2026
Avoid the clowns in the clown forest.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 05/09/2026
If you're taking the ATV out this Labor Day weekend, wear a helmet and stay off paved roads to stay alive.
A forest. A guy named Ted rides his ATV safely along a trail. Throughout the forest are joyful clowns doing clown antics. They’re not necessarily menacing, but Ted picks up a little speed all the same. The text reads: Ted wasn’t sure how he ended up in the Forest of The Clowns, but he was sure glad he wore the proper gear: boots, pants, long-sleeve shirt, gloves goggles and a helmet.
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Matchan(Arts) 🖤🤍💛💜🧉 @matchaartist.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I'm currently live rn in the waiting room for the pre-show for ONL!! Come thru and let's yap! twitch.tv/matchaartist #genmaiLive
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Call Me Robo @callmerobo.com · 25/08/2026
Wait I can translate this I know Morse code. It says ASDPOFINWEFG-A9SFDGB8HAN[34WE'TRFFAUNSDF-VB98AN3R;sldiKVHAP4ETGRO;
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 15/08/2026
I just joined the committee. You can, too. www.cardsagainsthumanity.com/elonhasnofri...
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Who wants to help Cards Against Humanity f*** with Elon Musk?
We got Musk off our land. Let's build a monument to remind him he's a sad little b**** with no friends.
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Call Me Robo @callmerobo.com · 10/08/2026
I played the demo during Steam NextFest and just bought the full game I'm stoked.
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Call Me Robo @callmerobo.com · 05/08/2026
This is a wonderfully cozy game! And now it is out of early access too. Give it a shot if you haven't already.
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Game Changer @gamechanger.dropout.tv · 02/08/2026
The Noise Boys STRIKE again 😂
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Call Me Robo @callmerobo.com · 09/07/2026
I don't know what specific shit show you're talking about but I don't need to. I agree.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 29/06/2026
It's that time of year when we have to tell people to not hold lit fireworks.
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Call Me Robo @callmerobo.com · 27/06/2026
Truer words have never been said
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🥭MANGO - Comms Closed @mgosketches.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Now and always, say NO to Al ✊️
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
big day today!! !
screenshot of a single day (today) Google calendar entry on my phone. The timeframe is from 7am to 6pm and there is an event scheduled from 8am to 5pm titled “Become Smart & Successful”
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Call Me Robo @callmerobo.com · 18/06/2026
bsky.app/profile/reps... Rep Stansbury is here on BlueSky too!
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Call Me Robo @callmerobo.com · 18/06/2026
Who is the OP? I notice you don't link or credit the accounts you take content from.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 15/06/2026
Is it carbon monoxide
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Call Me Robo @callmerobo.com · 10/06/2026
I started using an app called Roost last week. It's fun and cute and I recommend it. You send messages via collected birds. Their delivery time is based on the bird's actual speed! Good for slow deliberate messaging. Get a free bird when you sign up with my code W8UXS3 roostsocial.app/invite/W8UXS3
roostsocial.app
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MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I tried to moderate my expression. “I’m not mad.” I was furious.
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
These images posted by the Claude Code team are so amusing to me not because the perfect architecture is just Claude talking to Claude talking to Claude but instead that you have layers of Claudes whose job is to fix the errors and hallucinations of the other Claudes.
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Call Me Robo @callmerobo.com · 05/06/2026
Definitely.
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Satisfactory Coffee Stain Studios Crafting
Alt: Crafting button from Satisfactory glowing from constant use.
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Call Me Robo @callmerobo.com · 05/06/2026
Sea of Stars is such a beautiful wonderful game. I also played it free on GamePass originally but have debated buying it again on a different platform. I even got a notification it is available to play on my *phone*!
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Call Me Robo @callmerobo.com · 03/06/2026
Why are books so heavy. That is not a question, it's a frustration.
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Call Me Robo @callmerobo.com · 03/06/2026
Stress art. Strart.
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Zaytri @zaytri.com · 31/05/2026
Slime2 is here! It's real! Welcome to Slime2, a desktop app for managing and customizing local overlays and bots for your streams, available on Linux, Windows, and macOS! And it's free! You can get it here: slime2.stream
Slime2 Face LogoSlime2 Home ScreenSlime2 Alert Box Settings
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PowerWash Simulator 💦 @powerwashsimulator.co.uk · 27/05/2026
It is Wednesday, Washers👋 From now till June 10th, you can grab PowerWash Simulator 2 for 15% off and the original PowerWash Simulator for 50% off on Steam! Spring cleaning may be over, but power washing never ends🫡🧼
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GLITCH @glitchprod.com · 15/05/2026
GAMEOVERSE. OUT NOW! Go watch it on our YouTube channel!
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Matt Blair @mjmbca.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Not for nothing, but I think a lot of people have wrongly settled on “Twitter became a right-wing cesspool because all the cool people left” instead of “All the cool people left because Twitter became a right-wing cesspool.”
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MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Ignoring stuff is always an option, up until it kills you.
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Yamino @yamino.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I don't think I ever posted one of my most viral Sailor Moon comics here
Panel 1: Ami Mizuno saying to her friends, "I need you all to swear..."

Panel 2: All rhe girls saying, "FUCJ." with varying keels of enthusias.

Panel 2: Ami, flustered, saying, "Nghh!! Like, a promise??" And an offscreen voice saying, "ooh"
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Call Me Robo @callmerobo.com · 12/05/2026
Share with the class! I've been craving a breakfast wrap.
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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Some AI tools are getting dumber and more expensive.
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Call Me Robo @callmerobo.com · 12/05/2026
The dragon is exquisite and the handle is marvelous!
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Call Me Robo @callmerobo.com · 12/05/2026
These are SO majestic!
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Call Me Robo @callmerobo.com · 09/05/2026
That's crazy talk. Strawberry jam on a brownie, maybe. But not full on strawberry mix.
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Punk on Bus Lives!🚍📻 @punkonbuslives.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
The most hilarious part of this is that the recall only affects 173 total vehicles, because that's all Tesla's sold of its rear wheel drive model.
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Tesla Recalls Cybertruck Because Wheels May Fall Off - Kelley Blue Book
The 2024-2026 Tesla Cybertruck is being recalled for faulty wheel studs.
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Call Me Robo @callmerobo.com · 08/05/2026
I have commissioned @inxanityoce.bsky.social several times, and I adore everything I've gotten (and so does everyone else who sees it in action!)
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