Reposted by CallistemonDT Cochrane @dtcochrane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If a national leader talks about “extreme tail risk” but isn’t making massive investments in climate transition, they are full-of-shit. 0121
Reposted by CallistemonElizabeth Bear @matociquala.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Advice for my younger friends: if you want to encourage yourself to stay healthy and functional, to exercise and eat well... ...pick a couple of motherfuckers you really want to outlive. 561852310
Callistemon @callistemon791.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Poor Eric didn't even get the Gulf of America right. 000
Reposted by Callistemontimoconnorbl.bsky.social @timoconnorbl.bsky.social · 19/09/2026THIS. Christian Democracy’s mission statement is, basically, protect society and stability to make sure fascism doesn’t happen again. The first and permanent opponent of the centre right is not the centre left but the far right. And any EPP party that forgets that needs to remember it rapid. 1278
Reposted by CallistemonRob Bon Vivant🌊 @77sunnyandclear.bsky.social · 19/09/2026😂 You mean these accordion hands? 812130
Callistemon @callistemon791.bsky.social · 17/09/2026static.klipy.comJennifer Aniston's 'OK' Moment in Office SpaceALT: Jennifer Aniston's 'OK' Moment in Office Space 010
Callistemon @callistemon791.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I don't think I could name or hum a single Ed Sheeran song. 000
Reposted by CallistemonKarthik Sankaran @rajakorman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Despite box-office failure of Supergirl, 2026 shaping up to be a good year for capes. 0124
Callistemon @callistemon791.bsky.social · 16/09/2026What in the hell is going on here, America? Your guys are so damn weird. 000
Reposted by CallistemonBancroft Sutherland @bancsutherland.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Quick follow up question 27417
Reposted by Callistemon𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 15/09/2026When the edible hits and you’re at the Taco Bell drive thru. 1145101831801
Callistemon @callistemon791.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Lol, open weights gonna be banned. Frontier labs, like...static.klipy.comMr. Burns Says Excellent!ALT: Mr. Burns Says Excellent! 000
Callistemon @callistemon791.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Good news and bad news. Let's start with the Good News. We'll still have jobs in an AI future. 000
Reposted by CallistemonPaul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 13/09/2026See that small bright object in the middle right of this image? That's the small icy moon Mimas. Floating in space against a backdrop of giant Saturn, the planet crossed by shadows from its rings. 3803160
Callistemon @callistemon791.bsky.social · 13/09/2026More and more convinced this is the game being played with all these announcements. We'll soon have GOOD REGULATED AI (OpenAI, Anthropic, Google, Meta, SpaceXAI) and ILLEGAL UNREGULATED AI (i.e. existing open weight and other foreign models). 100
Callistemon @callistemon791.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Snakes. Spiders. Heights. Fark, why'd I move back to Oz with the first two? We literally have snakes living in our roof now (not joking, though they're pythons not poisonous ones which is novel for me, I'm not from this part of Oz) 000
Callistemon @callistemon791.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Hey, Norway has a lot of money. I'd start there. Those Vikings. 010
Reposted by CallistemonTwlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 11/09/2026You should buy the house, of course it isn’t cursed 0432
Reposted by CallistemonPaul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 24/11/2024Open this photo up and look for the small, white dot just left of centre. It looks like Venus, shining brightly in the twilight sky. But it's us. It's Earth. From Mars. 642879682
Reposted by CallistemonPaul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 09/09/2026Astrophotographer Adam (AJ) Smadi caught this image a few hours ago from Washington state. A thin crescent Moon, sunlight illuminating the rugged lunar surface. And 2,400 times farther away—and on the other side of the Sun—mighty Jupiter, and its moons Io (left) and Ganymede (right). 187165405084
Reposted by CallistemonRobert Saunders @robertsaunders.bsky.social · 07/09/2026A suggested statement for Andy Burnham. 271051351
Callistemon @callistemon791.bsky.social · 07/09/2026English people gonna be astounded this amazing tapestry was only a few miles away this entire time. 001
Reposted by CallistemonDmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 07/09/2026Yelling "stop the boats!" as I charge in to rob this NatWest at gun point so that I can later call the Home Secretary as a character witness and the BBC will spend two weeks telling all my potential future jurors how legitimate my concerns were. 242672684
Reposted by CallistemonCount Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 03/09/2026At what point does a British by-election get awarded to the silver medalist, à la Ben Johnson and Carl Lewis? Asking for a friend of a friend, i.e. me. #Clacton 994985866
Reposted by CallistemonTreblig 🇺🇦 @camtreblig.bsky.social · 03/09/2026That is a load bearing middle initial 5324
Callistemon @callistemon791.bsky.social · 03/09/2026What cursed algo have I awoken that this guy is paying to show me Meta ads now. 200
Callistemon @callistemon791.bsky.social · 03/09/2026It's definitely a cat. A cat with the name Mr Fluffy, belonging to a 72 year old woman living in a regional city. 110
Callistemon @callistemon791.bsky.social · 02/09/2026BRB gonna start a petition to rename the Tasman to the Sea of Australia! 100
Callistemon @callistemon791.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Not sure why you'd need to do that if your blockade was working, Donald. 100
Callistemon @callistemon791.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Have we considered bootstrapping the Moon and Mars colonies using convict labour? 100
Reposted by CallistemonCraig Harrington @craigipedia.bsky.social · 26/08/2026As @brianbeutler.bsky.social argued, the next Democratic president should send bulldozers to the Supreme Court and tell them they have 15 minutes to decide if the Unitary Executive Theory is real. 27850220
Reposted by CallistemonMicroplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 25/08/2026RIP to a legend 9104571948
Reposted by CallistemonNat Guest @unfortunatalie.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Colleague didn't join a call but I had Gemini Notes switched on and it the transcript caught me talking to the cat. 291289308
Reposted by CallistemonCat Jones @cricketbatcat.bsky.social · 23/08/2026When I said I didn’t want another bloody 3-day test, I didn’t mean make it shorter. #AUSvBAN 🏏 1212
Reposted by CallistemonNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Doctors say that sunscreen can reduce your chances of getting skin cancer. A guy who snorts cocaine off toilet seats and drives around with dead bear cubs in his car says it can give you autism. For busy beachgoers, it can be hard to know who to trust. 17956123
Reposted by CallistemonThe Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026Historians Reveal Terra-Cotta Army Result Of Perfectionist Sculptor Screwing Up Soldier Statue Thousands Of Times theonion.com/historians-reveal-terr… 122242288
Callistemon @callistemon791.bsky.social · 19/08/2026So... *shuffles notes*... America was fucking killing it under Obama. 000
Callistemon @callistemon791.bsky.social · 18/08/2026The ABC describing the Starship as "spacejunk" 😅 www.abc.net.au/news/2026-08...abc.net.auSpaceX rocket splashes down off Christmas IslandA SpaceX rocket is being towed off Christmas Island after landing in the Indian Ocean in an unusual spectacle for locals. 000
Callistemon @callistemon791.bsky.social · 18/08/2026static.klipy.comColin Jost: I Got To Say, It's WeirdALT: Colin Jost: I Got To Say, It's Weird 000
Reposted by CallistemonPaul Nightingale @paulnightingale.bsky.social · 18/08/2026My hot take on the Odyssey: - it's a story about being a South London teenager in the late 1980s, trying to get back home after gatecrashing a party in Croydon, using the night bus network. But with less violence. 181
Callistemon @callistemon791.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of AI voices suddenly cried out and asked "WTF is up with Github?" 010
Callistemon @callistemon791.bsky.social · 17/08/20263..2..1.. until SK gets its own sovereign nukes. I mean, I would, if it were me. 100
Reposted by CallistemonCount Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 12/08/2026For thousands of years, a solar eclipse has been a prophetic harbinger of a spectacular, epoch-making event. Just saying. #VoteBinface #Clacton 19972911571