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Cal Young 🦖

@callie99.bsky.social
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DC Area. Displaced/misplaced Yankee. Engineer. Nerd. I like numbers, critters, and ice cream.

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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
EMILY DICKINSON, JEDI KNIGHT Not so clumsy, nor so random - As a blaster - in its rage More elegant - the weapon More civilized - the age
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Cal Young 🦖 @callie99.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Clutches vary as to how much play there is between neutral and engaged. He may not have figured it out.
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Cal Young 🦖 @callie99.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Short clutch?
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Get To Know Nature @gettoknownature.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
So. Many. Birds. It’s shorebird migration time at the New Jersey coast! Here’s two minutes of busy, hungry birds at the tide’s edge #birds 🌿 🐡
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So Many Shore Birds Migrating!
YouTube video by Get To Know Nature
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Cal Young 🦖 @callie99.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Chekov used it referring to Harry Mudd. Russian word.
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Cal Young 🦖 @callie99.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
"Kulak" was first used as an insult by Chekhov in a TOS episode. It is a Russian term for wealthy farmers that were targeted by the soviet government.
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Cal Young 🦖 @callie99.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
@martian-observer.net
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I finally worked up the nerve to tell my lazy eye to get off the couch and go get a job
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Rudy Giuliani is hospitalized in "critical but stable" condition, his spokesman said
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Rudy Giuliani hospitalized in critical condition: Spokesperson
Former New York City mayor has been hospitalized in "critical but stable" condition, his spokesman said on Sunday.
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Del - Martian Observer @martian-observer.net · 03/05/2026
Very much looking forward to watching this new, what you might call… Puffin Broadcasting Service *baddum tish*
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a man in a suit and tie says " i 'll get me coat " while sitting at a table
Alt: A man in a suit and tie sitting at a dining table with three other people feels a chill in the air after telling a bad joke and rises to leave saying "I'll get me coat"
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Cal Young 🦖 @callie99.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
🚨 INCOMING: live puffin cam
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Cal Young 🦖 @callie99.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
😂😂😂
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Cruise Industry: Would you like to shit yourself to death and/or bleed out in a tiny plastic cabin? Americans: No Cruise Industry: What if there were unlimited Mai Tais and deep fried Mac & Cheese balls? Americans:
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a cartoon character wearing 3d glasses with the words i 'm in behind him
ALT: a cartoon character wearing 3d glasses with the words i 'm in behind him
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Adam Macqueen @adammacqueen.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
SHAFT
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Cal Young 🦖 @callie99.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
That's one of those sentences that just keeps giving.
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Del - Martian Observer @martian-observer.net · 03/05/2026
Captain Johan "Pottie" Potgieter of SA Police was hoisted by helicopter into a crocodile-infested river to retrieve the body of a dead crocodile in order to recover the remains of a suspected missing person www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Dinah Rose KC @dinahrose.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Ate a bumble bee
Grey cat with indigestion
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Cal Young 🦖 @callie99.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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anton lestrange @hugemclarge.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
crushing chips directly into the bowl of salsa I just made and eating them like cereal
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Cal Young 🦖 @callie99.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
The Approximator
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BlackskyNews 🗞️ @blackskynews.blacksky.app · 02/05/2026
It started with a tweet and now it’s a movement. @flavorflav.bsky.social has been a staunch supporter of women’s sports and Olympians for years, and now he’s organized SHE Weekend to celebrate women athletes for four straight days in Las Vegas. #BlackskyNews www.billboard.com/music/rb-hip...
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Flavor Flav Announces SHE Weekend to Celebrate Women’s Sports & Olympic Athletes: ‘Now It’s a Movement’
Flavor Flav has announced SHE Weekend in Las Vegas set for July 16-19 celebrating women's sports and athletes.
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Cal Young 🦖 @callie99.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Phez ❤️
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Cal Young 🦖 @callie99.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
It's very satisfying.
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Cal Young 🦖 @callie99.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Yes. They get rotted food and cattle dung.
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Cal Young 🦖 @callie99.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
😂😂😂😂😂 Public shaming is extremely effective. I was in a supermarket checkout behind a woman who was giving the cashier a hard time about whether her coupon was valid. The woman was clearly well-off. I said loudly "why are you badgering this young woman over a fifty cent coupon?" She scuttled off.
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Cal Young 🦖 @callie99.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
we should bring back the public square stocks for this type of petty awfulness.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
It ys a moost terrible tyme. My greatest wisshe ys that you may fynde sum unpredicted moment of peace, delight, mirthe, pleasure, discoverye, connectioun, or fascinacioun that doth make yower day just a litel bettir, that doth helpe you thrugh. Ich wisshe thys for thee wyth every bit of myne hearte.
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Cal Young 🦖 @callie99.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Movie poster for Fallen starring Denzel Washington and John Goodman
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Cal Young 🦖 @callie99.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
That sounds good. I love baked beans on cheesy potato mash.
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Cal Young 🦖 @callie99.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
sorry 😬
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Cal Young 🦖 @callie99.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I kinda want some cheesy mashed potatoes now.
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Cal Young 🦖 @callie99.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Maybe some equal tho.. chocolate, bucket of mashed potatoes and gravy...
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Cal Young 🦖 @callie99.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Well, that's a good set of updates.
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Cal Young 🦖 @callie99.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
One would think it is a good reason by itself
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Cal Young 🦖 @callie99.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
😕
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Seamus Blackley @seamus.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
So here is the creepy part. THE YEAST COLLECTED AT XBOX HQ MAKES XBOX LOGO BREAD. I have no idea how this happened. It’s a miracle and so creepy. Ancient aliens and shit. Ok good night. Try some baking. Play some games. I love you, I’ve got your back. 👊💚
Whoah bread loaves that look just like… the Xbox bread logo logo. Whoah. Holy whoah!Yummy bread.
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Cal Young 🦖 @callie99.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
bsky.app/profile/drha...
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Cal Young 🦖 @callie99.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Yay!!
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Cal Young 🦖 @callie99.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
😂😂😂😂😂
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Cal Young 🦖 @callie99.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
lollll! I came mere inches from picking that!! rob the mind reader 😂
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Booored Maud 👻 @boredmaud.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
A hen walking along a beach "if you are seeing this the curse is lifter have a good day"
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Dreadnought Holiday @dreadships.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
This account has happily documented many reasons for vessels to be lost. Daft designs, acts of cartographical inexactitude and suicidal signalling have all featured heavily. However "capsized due to proximity of nudists" is surprisingly underrepresented in the historical record. Until now.
Helicopter shot of what looks like an upturned pontoon with three vessels tied alongside. To save you the effort of zooming in further on this blurry, pixelated mess, the people visible have more or less the regular number of socially acceptable clothes on. They're not in the nip.
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Dave Haldiman @opposablethumbs.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Baxter's still new to the neighborhood, here meeting the local fauna. #Dogs
A salt-and-pepper colored mutt pauses during a walk on a sunny morning. He's pushed his head through a short, white, ornamental picket fence and is fascinated by small, ornamental deer that appears to be looking back at him.
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June Lewins @joonloons.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Just heard an ice cream van nearby playing the theme tune to Monty Python's Flying Circus. Almost expected a giant foot to come down and squash it.
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Cal Young 🦖 @callie99.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
😕 😂😂😂
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Cal Young 🦖 @callie99.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
The voice impression is spot on. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Cal Young 🦖 @callie99.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I know you love it, Michael!
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Cal Young 🦖 @callie99.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
lol
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Cal Young 🦖 @callie99.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Where i grew up, there was a cranberry bog in back. My father would get a chair and cup of coffee and listen to/watch the woodcocks. He especially liked the whistling sound when they plummet in display flights. He called them "zzbeeps."
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Dr. Heather Hinam 🍁 🇨🇦 @secondnaturemb.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
A friend and I were driving down the highway when I suddenly asked her to turn around. I'm really grateful for her quick reflexes because we managed to get back in time to watch this woodcock (timberdoodle) bopping along next to the road. My first real close-up look at one. #birds 🌿
A funny-looking borb of a sandpiper with a long beak and raised dark eyes looks over at the photographer from where it's bopping along a paved shoulder. A funny-looking borb of a sandpiper with a long beak and raised dark eyes bopping along a paved shoulder.
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