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🧪 ♟️ 🐍 🎹 🪴 biologist, developer, musician, etc. and now for my next trick:

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We are truly living in the age of diarrhea. Literal, metaphorical. Spiritual
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c @calebrice.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
periodt; i have yet to watch 46, so this is tea for me
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c @calebrice.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
oh baby thank GOD!! easily most loathed for me personally
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c @calebrice.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
mama is this stanship? 💔💔
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c @calebrice.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
never mind; attitude-copping levels seem to be rising at an exponential rate
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c @calebrice.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
great actress, though, because she’s really pissing me tf off
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c @calebrice.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
anywayyy, i’ve been watching through the Harry Potter series for the first (complete) time in my life, and genuinely the worst part of this saga is how little attitude the students cop at unreasonable authority figures. this lady in pink deserves all the smoke, quite frankly.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"We stand on the shoulders of giants." Speak for yourself. I stand on my own shoulders. I'm all rolled up into a ball. My head is fully up my ass
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c @calebrice.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i’m playing through Metroid Prime again — one (1) biology degree later, mind you — and i just have some serious questions about the genetic basis of *checks notes* the entire central conflict
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c @calebrice.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Everything Everywhere All At Once gets better on every rewatch
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c @calebrice.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i was so happy that the ultrahand reference landed last night
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c @calebrice.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i know y’all aren’t leaving the lid up when you flush..
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c @calebrice.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
you have NO idea how pumped i am for this
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c @calebrice.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
and thank god for that 💕
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c @calebrice.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
then i just..wouldn’t work for you. it really is that simple 😭
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c @calebrice.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
lowkey one of the most isolating parts of being a man living with hEDS is that i’ve yet to meet another man living with hEDS 🫩 even though its autosomal-dominant pattern of inheritance should theoretically predispose all sexes & genders to hEDS equally, men account for as little as 10% of diagnoses
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A Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Goddam Wife got eggplants and theyre Henchman-shaped
Two eggplants on a countertop. One is short and wide and the other is lotall and skinny
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chsse @chsse.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
flowers in May after all the April showers:
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c @calebrice.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
petal has grown on me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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c @calebrice.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
i just saw fireflies congregating literally above a building’s roof. is this a capability you all knew about? moving forward, let’s aim to keep me in the loop.
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c @calebrice.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
do you keep iOS up-to-date? 🫣
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
The scientific method served humanity well for hundreds of years but it was rendered obsolete in 2013 with the discovery of Vibes
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c @calebrice.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
this is a team Melody household btw
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c @calebrice.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
BENNY!!
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c @calebrice.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
precisely, mom :/
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Once you have a lot of money it becomes easier to get more money by doing nothing, which disincentivizes work. This is why all our billionaires post insane bullshit all day. If they had to work they'd be too busy to act like this, doubly benefiting society
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c @calebrice.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
this made me go :’)
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c @calebrice.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
why in God’s ass does every vertical section need to be horizontally scrollable
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c @calebrice.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
from the bottom of my heart: please f*cking cool it with the GUI complexity
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c @calebrice.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
they get so pissy 😭
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c @calebrice.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
just happened to me seconds ago </3
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c @calebrice.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
thank you!! 🫶🏻
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c @calebrice.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
ily!! 💕
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c @calebrice.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
hacked by @hoejackborseman.bsky.social ?
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c @calebrice.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
🚮🚮🚮
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c @calebrice.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
are you from the States? this is how the vast majority of people i know here in the Midwest pronounces those words, so i’m intrigued by your perspective
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c @calebrice.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
prediction markets need to be illegal as all f*ck
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c @calebrice.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
omg just saw this, congrats
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c @calebrice.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
mama you’ve simply GOT to switch to faucet filters
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c @calebrice.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
by 4 Non Blondes
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c @calebrice.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
“um, i’m very sensitive to other people’s energy, aaaaand yours sucks ass?”
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c @calebrice.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
not that python hasn’t been affected, too, but dependency trees for Node.js packages are so insanely deep in comparison.. like, mama i’m not trynna worry about whether importing a package and its 99 external dependencies for a hobbyist-level project is going to end up getting my credentials snatched
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c @calebrice.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
as if i wanted anything to do with webdev to begin with, this constant onslaught of supply-chain attacks on npm has all but sealed its fate in my book 😭 just dudes in trench coats hiding behind every proverbial dumpster.
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c @calebrice.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
ah, the reflecting pool 💕
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c @calebrice.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
under stressful conditions, E. coli may initiate its SOS response to downregulate cell division while continuing to make copies of its genome, resulting in filamentous, multinucleoid cells like this one. if conditions improve, the cell can then divide at multiple sites to yield multiple progeny. 🤓🔬
E. coli bacteremia (Gram stain)

This photomicrograph was taken at ×1000 magnification after the specimen had incubated for ≈12 h. under anaerobic conditions. A filamentous E. coli cell from the top-right quadrant of the same photomicrograph.
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I don't know what everyone's complaining about. Just go to settings > features > worms, then change the "worms pouring out of my phone" toggle from "yes" to "maybe later"
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c @calebrice.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
or, i should clarify, because the rate at which they divide has become so dramatically slowed
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c @calebrice.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
youtu.be/yrJzMW5jcbM?... in this video, you can clearly see the same mother cells giving rise to many generations of daughter cells in each well. every now and then, a gap appears at the bottom of a given well, because the oldest cell in that lineage has become too senescent to continue dividing! 😲
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E. Coli in the Mother Machine {Duke University Research}
YouTube video by Duke University
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c @calebrice.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
no..
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