Reposted by cBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026We are truly living in the age of diarrhea. Literal, metaphorical. Spiritual 181037154
c @calebrice.bsky.social · 08/10/2026never mind; attitude-copping levels seem to be rising at an exponential rate 020
c @calebrice.bsky.social · 08/10/2026great actress, though, because she’s really pissing me tf off 010
c @calebrice.bsky.social · 08/10/2026anywayyy, i’ve been watching through the Harry Potter series for the first (complete) time in my life, and genuinely the worst part of this saga is how little attitude the students cop at unreasonable authority figures. this lady in pink deserves all the smoke, quite frankly. 220
Reposted by cBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"We stand on the shoulders of giants." Speak for yourself. I stand on my own shoulders. I'm all rolled up into a ball. My head is fully up my ass 191111110
c @calebrice.bsky.social · 05/10/2026i’m playing through Metroid Prime again — one (1) biology degree later, mind you — and i just have some serious questions about the genetic basis of *checks notes* the entire central conflict 060
c @calebrice.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Everything Everywhere All At Once gets better on every rewatch 040
c @calebrice.bsky.social · 16/09/2026i was so happy that the ultrahand reference landed last night 021
c @calebrice.bsky.social · 07/09/2026then i just..wouldn’t work for you. it really is that simple 😭 160
c @calebrice.bsky.social · 03/09/2026lowkey one of the most isolating parts of being a man living with hEDS is that i’ve yet to meet another man living with hEDS even though its autosomal-dominant pattern of inheritance should theoretically predispose all sexes & genders to hEDS equally, men account for as little as 10% of diagnoses 020
Reposted by cA Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Goddam Wife got eggplants and theyre Henchman-shaped 19797281542
c @calebrice.bsky.social · 21/08/2026i just saw fireflies congregating literally above a building’s roof. is this a capability you all knew about? moving forward, let’s aim to keep me in the loop. 040
Reposted by cBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/01/2025The scientific method served humanity well for hundreds of years but it was rendered obsolete in 2013 with the discovery of Vibes 8588171209
Reposted by cBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Once you have a lot of money it becomes easier to get more money by doing nothing, which disincentivizes work. This is why all our billionaires post insane bullshit all day. If they had to work they'd be too busy to act like this, doubly benefiting society 274485653
c @calebrice.bsky.social · 25/07/2026why in God’s ass does every vertical section need to be horizontally scrollable 010
c @calebrice.bsky.social · 25/07/2026from the bottom of my heart: please f*cking cool it with the GUI complexity 120
c @calebrice.bsky.social · 06/07/2026are you from the States? this is how the vast majority of people i know here in the Midwest pronounces those words, so i’m intrigued by your perspective 110
c @calebrice.bsky.social · 18/06/2026“um, i’m very sensitive to other people’s energy, aaaaand yours sucks ass?” 020
c @calebrice.bsky.social · 17/06/2026not that python hasn’t been affected, too, but dependency trees for Node.js packages are so insanely deep in comparison.. like, mama i’m not trynna worry about whether importing a package and its 99 external dependencies for a hobbyist-level project is going to end up getting my credentials snatched 010
c @calebrice.bsky.social · 17/06/2026as if i wanted anything to do with webdev to begin with, this constant onslaught of supply-chain attacks on npm has all but sealed its fate in my book 😭 just dudes in trench coats hiding behind every proverbial dumpster. 110
c @calebrice.bsky.social · 06/06/2026under stressful conditions, E. coli may initiate its SOS response to downregulate cell division while continuing to make copies of its genome, resulting in filamentous, multinucleoid cells like this one. if conditions improve, the cell can then divide at multiple sites to yield multiple progeny. 🤓🔬 130
Reposted by cmindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 02/06/2026I don't know what everyone's complaining about. Just go to settings > features > worms, then change the "worms pouring out of my phone" toggle from "yes" to "maybe later" 3475272545
c @calebrice.bsky.social · 04/06/2026or, i should clarify, because the rate at which they divide has become so dramatically slowed 100
c @calebrice.bsky.social · 04/06/2026youtu.be/yrJzMW5jcbM?... in this video, you can clearly see the same mother cells giving rise to many generations of daughter cells in each well. every now and then, a gap appears at the bottom of a given well, because the oldest cell in that lineage has become too senescent to continue dividing! 😲youtu.beE. Coli in the Mother Machine {Duke University Research}YouTube video by Duke University 120