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@chsse.bsky.social
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chsse @chsse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
sounds like a Bojack Horseman live action remake is in the works
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chsse @chsse.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i am now prepared to say something i thought i would never: Tears of the Kingdom is a better game than Breath of the Wild
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chsse @chsse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
y’all are really trying to get me into fortnite for the first time ever in the big ‘26, huh?
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chsse @chsse.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
going to my very last Springfield Cardinals game tonight (they’re changing the team name) (i bet the new name will be much worse)
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chsse @chsse.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i’m snapping one of these in half just on principle
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chsse @chsse.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
summer was better when it wasn’t 8 months long
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chsse @chsse.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
“call the dispo and ask if they do fronts”
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chsse @chsse.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
not a group? go fuck yourself, connections. that’s one of the best groups of all time!
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chsse @chsse.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
flowers in May after all the April showers:
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chsse @chsse.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
brother got a new bed so he gave his old one to his dog cc: r/malelivingspaces
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chsse @chsse.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
holy shit it’s him
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chsse @chsse.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
but when the world needed him most…he vanished
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chsse @chsse.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
my 4 most recent letterboxd reviews are all at least 4 stars? unacceptable. i need to watch a bad movie STAT.
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nick @bujnick.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
🚨 Uh Oh!!! 🚨 😳 You’ve been visited by the 😳 🍗 Emotional Support Chicken Nugget 🍗 ❤️ Like and Repost to show respect ❤️ 🫩 Ignore for Century of Humiliation 🫩
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chsse @chsse.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
we are 76er fans now
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chsse @chsse.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
the mcu in 2026:
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chsse @chsse.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
i need LeBron to hurry up and tell me what team we’re supposed to root for this nba season
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chsse @chsse.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
@calebrice.bsky.social happy birthday!! 🍾
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chsse @chsse.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
one day i will be 70 years old still introducing myself to new people as Chsse (no typo)
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chsse @chsse.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
how long until they bring out mitch mcconnell like this?
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chsse @chsse.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
EGYPT
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chsse @chsse.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
never eating one of those fuck ass belgian waffles ever again
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chsse @chsse.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
just heard someone refer to taylor swift’s wedding as “america’s royal wedding” and i died a little inside
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chsse @chsse.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
what’s up?
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chsse @chsse.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
i can’t believe Will won the championship for the Knicks
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chsse @chsse.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
BREAKING NEWS: we are so back
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chsse @chsse.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
dispo gave me a free 100mg cookie
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chsse @chsse.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
they’re making tiktok edits of high school during my graduation year with the tag #nostalgia
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chsse @chsse.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
ocean water kinda deep
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Vulture @vulture.com · 23/05/2026
30 Rock’s Grizzwald ‘Grizz’ Chapman has died at the age of 52. The news was confirmed by Kevin Brown, who played Dot Com.
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30 Rock’s Grizz Chapman Dies at 52
30 Rock’s Grizzwald ‘Grizz’ Chapman has died at the age of 52. The news was confirmed by Kevin Brown, who played Dot Com.
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chsse @chsse.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Song That Got Stuck In Your Head
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chsse @chsse.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
considering letting my hair grow out but my clippers keep looking at me like this
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chsse @chsse.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
i have two questions this morning: 1. why is this hospital tv playing a game from the Basketball Africa League? 2. why do none of the apps let me bet on this game from the Basketball Africa League?
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chsse @chsse.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
i enjoy referring to stuff that happened like 6 months ago as “back in my 20s”
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chsse @chsse.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
everything i have learned about clavicular has been against my will
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chsse @chsse.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
very funny when a coach tries to play off them losing their job as a mutual decision “they told me i was fired and i said yes i agree to be fired”
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chsse @chsse.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
4 years ago today, kingdom hearts 4 was announced and we haven’t heard a single thing about it since
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chsse @chsse.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
insurance is no longer covering the cost of my anxiety meds
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chsse @chsse.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
happy march 32nd to all who celebrate
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chsse @chsse.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
can someone tell Richard i say Happy Birthday please
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chsse @chsse.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
a the weeknd cover band called the wrkweek
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chsse @chsse.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
catsitting my pal Benny this weekend. i’m gonna get him real into college basketball. he’s already got a couple of parlays locked in. he’s learning so fast!
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chsse @chsse.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
they weigh me at every psychiatrist appointment (fatphobic) today i was the exact same weight as i was my last visit 6 months ago
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chsse @chsse.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
i should check on grandma
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chsse @chsse.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
won’t you take me to 🎵funky sale🎵
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chsse @chsse.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
sometimes you gotta lock tf in after your flight gets delayed
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chsse @chsse.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
eating my body weight in cheese curds in wisconsin this weekend
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chsse @chsse.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
every time i go bowling: “damn i should really go bowling more often”
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chsse @chsse.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
he’s either getting voted out first or winning the whole damn thing welcome back to Survivor, Coach
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Paid Thinker @turneround.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
So basically
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