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@hoejackborseman.bsky.social
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hahahahah this is a losing game anyways, no?

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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the eagles lost and i about got lapped in fantasy i hate football
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Mike Bloom @amikebloomtype.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
SALINA ESTITTIES HAS OFFICIALLY DEBUTED ON #BB28
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I want the live feeds back just to see Rick hugging his proud and crying kids for the next hour :’)
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
KING OF THE SWEEP 🔥
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Mike Bloom @amikebloomtype.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
7/7/18: Rick Devens spends #Survivor 38 as the biggest endgame threat. He falls one competition shy of the win 10/1/26: Rick Devens spends #BB28 as the biggest endgame threat. He pulls through in the final competition, winning 6-1 In the “time trip” season, he was able to rewrite history
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Kolby, never having watched Survivor:
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
my grandma has been sending Conor videos of fungus removal for a few weeks now, but things escalated starkly tonight…
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Bianca Del Rio, Whitney Leavitt, and Q Burdette under one roof, I—
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Drew @drewofborg.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"God's not watching Big Brother" #bb28
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AL PAL @allisonsaiko.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
COMP BEAST MELODYYYYYY #bb28
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
if they don’t vote Dee out right now just run that bitch her check
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
fuck widow’s Bay and I LIKED widow’s bay !!!!!!!
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
SHE DID IT!!!!!
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Kim Wexler: Girlboss from Better Call Saul
ALT: Kim Wexler: Girlboss from Better Call Saul
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
taking a boring full time position just to get my health insurance paid for im officially an adult
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
and the thousands of cartoon porn & VPN pop up ads begin
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
how I feel when no one but my dad has asked about my fantasy lineup
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
i have a severe bone to pick w whichever one of you fuckers told Conor that you die if you eat at ponchos
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
2026 year of getting stitches & conor watching me pass out ig
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
switching from 5th-6th grade to 1st-2nd is wild bc wdym you forgot what a k looks like ……
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Dee bringing back old school big brother shit WE LOOOOOVE A HOUSE MEEEEEETING 🥰🥰🥰
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lukielovely SUCKERS4HOPE @lukielovely.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
SMILE IF YOU WHOOPED KAMU’S ASS IN A COMP #BB28
La Trice “Lala” Verrett (BB28)Angela Murray (BB28)
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
John Mulaney was so sweaty & so angry to be in The Ozarks & so fucking funny while letting us know
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I feel as deep of an attachment to shrinking at 28 as I did to bojack at 20 which is to say I’m still a depressed little bitch but a much more hopeful one
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
yeahhhh i don’t think i needed the health app notification that my period is about to start, it’s 10:44am and ive already cried once from laughing & once thinking about how loved my friends make me feel
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
post surgery nose so straight & skinny a republican senator might get caught w his dick in it 💅
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
stats fm only logged two days of data in july so all 5 of my top tracks are from get rich or die tryin :/
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
cried watching the Billie Eilish concert movie so ig im a stan now
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
yes i am watching wall-e for the first time & YES LIFE IS WORTH LIVING & PRESERVING IN SPITE OF IT ALL
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
hadn’t taken my adhd meds in over a week & i am RACING today ahahaha
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
passed out when they took the stints out but woke up a new woman
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Ted Lasso season 3 wrapped the night Conor & I met, and now we’re here, three years later, cozied up on the couch in our shared home watching the season 4 premiere we never thought would come 🤍
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
one of my new teaching fams is building me a classroom in their basement 👁️👄👁️
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
at the recovery stage where benny knocked over my sonic water & i sobbed 🥰🥰🥰
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
knew i was gonna be a melody stan when she said she was in the uninvolved stoner sorority in college 🥰
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Caleb babysitting me while Conor went to see Spider-Man is peak village shit
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
got two black eyes and can’t tell where my nose stops and my cheeks start i love it here
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
not me asking the nurse high as fuck “are you sure?” after she told me no vaping for 24 hours sksksk
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
me in the BB house:
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
only a homophobic misogynist would think planning a “tea party” to come for a professional drag queen would result in anything other than being ate the fuck up plate licked
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
men and their APPETITES
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
LeBron’s going to Philly does this mean I have to start watching basketball
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Lucas | #ISurvivedBB28 @lucasharder777.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Me when Kamu complains about drag #BB28
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Conor rewatched the first 10 minutes of flash a third time just to show me how terrible it is & can confirm certified uggo
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
🚨🚨🚨 CRYSTAL METHYD MENTIONED ON LIVE PRIMETIME TELEVISION 🚨🚨🚨 #bb28
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
girls night idea we drink boxed wine & read my cousin’s lawsuit against the missouri commissioner of education for wrongful termination after sharing a mid charlie kirk meme 🥰💅🏻🍷😌🤪
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
started my period & physical therapy today i would like to die please
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 14/07/2026
At this point, it's basically a monthly thing where the NY Times has some boomer Dem write a piece saying the party should abandon trans people.
A screenshot of a digital article header under the category "OPINION / GUEST ESSAY". The headline reads in large white text: "Three Things Democrats Have to Do if They Actually Want to Win", with a publication date of "July 14, 2026, 5:05 a.m. ET". Below the headline is a photograph showing a blue, red, and silver softball or baseball bat secured diagonally to a white poster board using three pieces of silver duct tape. The background consists of out-of-focus green foliage.A screenshot of text on a dark background under the heading "Transgender and gender dysphoria:". The text reads: "There are two sexes: men and women. A man can claim an identify as a woman, and the same in reverse for a woman. They have every right to do so. Their claim should be respected and they should be protected from any form of discrimination for their choice. Their claim does not, however, alter their biological sex. Consequently, it is legitimate in areas such as sports where a transgender person would have a competitive advantage over non-trans people to bar such participation. Similarly, a claim to a sexual identity does not give a trans woman the right to incarceration in a woman’s prison. Finally, the debate over gender affirming surgery and hormone treatments is fraught with contradictory assertions. For now, because there are credible scientific claims of irreversible harms, such treatments for those under 18 should be barred pending further study."
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
tell Caleb happy birthday or else 😤😤😤 and now for a pic of us from a decade ago wow I’m so lucky my bestie is so handsome & smart & kind & funny :’)
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ceej @ceej.online · 12/07/2026
No statement from Mitch McConnell on the sudden passing of his senate colleague? So much for decorum
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hailey @hoejackborseman.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
loooooove hearing an adjudicated rapist got his shit rocked 🥰🥰🥰
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