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Banana Goose

@cakes1936.bsky.social
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I'm both. I'm a fruit and a bird.

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Banana Goose @cakes1936.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
@wpbl.bsky.social ??
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Banana Goose @cakes1936.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Today is such a weird feeling day. It a new feeling. With the end of @knowledgefight.bsky.social it feels like losing a close friend. Out of nowhere they just don't want to talk to you anymore. I know it's not that it just feels that way. Thank you for the years of helping me feel not crazy.
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Banana Goose @cakes1936.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Fuck Alex Jones forever. I just wonder how much Onion subs jumped during this PR blitze of the InfoWars takeover, only to get stopped again.. is that the joke?
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
This is real
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Banana Goose @cakes1936.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
FUUUUCK. Ive never checked the time there. Did we all get this option
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Banana Goose @cakes1936.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
april 2nd is second April fools day. only you fool yourself
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Banana Goose @cakes1936.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
huge, huge ridiculous boobs
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Banana Goose @cakes1936.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
line up the fools, tomorrow is their day
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
baby carrot company: we need to sell more of these to kids former hot dog packager: listen…
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Banana Goose @cakes1936.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
we could have had war AND Transgender for everyone!!!😳
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 09/02/2026
1/ ProPublica collected handwritten letters in mid-January from children held at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center, the same facility where 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos was taken. Hundreds of kids are still detained. We’ll let the children’s words speak for themselves. 🧵
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 09/02/2026
Using Mr. Rogers in a Super Bowl commercial for mortgages should result in prison time
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Banana Goose @cakes1936.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
starting to think our bananas are cooked
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Banana Goose @cakes1936.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
I wasn't able to watch ep. 2 of #TheChairCompany yet. So DON'T TALK
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Banana Goose @cakes1936.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
#NoKings #STL
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Banana Goose @cakes1936.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
she runs in bare ass and sits on toilet before I know what's happening. first to sit gets to shit
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
It's just a sports ban. It's just a bathroom ban. It's just a healthcare for kids ban. It's just a military service ban. It's just a federal jobs ban. It's just a university housing ban. It's just a passport & visa ban. It's just one Constitutional right. It's just your status as free citizens.
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Banana Goose @cakes1936.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
had my son throw away my vape this morning
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
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The Turbo Times @turbotimes.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
fri day night
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Dan Sinykin @dan-sinnamon.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
What's going on with my "boys" and, in some cases, "gals"? Are you eating your steaks sloppy?
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Banana Goose @cakes1936.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
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Banana Goose @cakes1936.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
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Banana Goose @cakes1936.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
my neck fan tan lines are gonna be DRASTIC
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Banana Goose @cakes1936.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
whispering to myself "I don't know what any of this does and i'm fucking scared" looking her in the eyes, "it's like not a big deal, AT ALL"
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Banana Goose @cakes1936.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
I hope there isn't a pop quiz monday because I have no clue
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Banana Goose @cakes1936.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
my memorial day weekend resolution is honesty
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Banana Goose @cakes1936.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Is this a Tim Robinson character?
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Banana Goose @cakes1936.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Telecast exclusive on Corncobb TV
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Banana Goose @cakes1936.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
quick let's sin while there's no pope
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Banana Goose @cakes1936.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
hiding all these bunnies is not working
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Banana Goose @cakes1936.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
These are a few of my favorite things
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Banana Goose @cakes1936.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Happy 420 Jesus
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Banana Goose @cakes1936.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
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Banana Goose @cakes1936.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
april 2nd is second April fools day. only you fool yourself
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onion person @junlper.beer · 05/03/2025
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Banana Goose @cakes1936.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Do therapist ever recommend listening to @nin.com to help with depression because that would be a terrible therapist
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Banana Goose @cakes1936.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
I am the bird inside the fruit And I control you
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Banana Goose @cakes1936.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
This is wreckless behavior
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Banana Goose @cakes1936.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
There is WAY to many of us at the pond today. If any of you give me the flu...
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Banana Goose @cakes1936.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I like Depeche Mode AND K.M.F.D.M
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slacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 01/03/2025
working on training my kids whenever they hear “MUSTAAAAAAARRRRD” that means tv time is done
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Banana Goose @cakes1936.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Going back into my peal for the day
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The Daily Beast @thedailybeast.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
SNL writers were appalled when Trump hosted in 2015, with Tim Robinson saying at the time: “Lorne has lost his f---ing mind and someone needs to shoot him in the back of the head.”
thedailybeast.com
New Revelations About ‘SNL’s’ Internal Revolt Over Trump
“Lorne has lost his f***ing mind and someone needs to shoot him in the back of the head,” writer Tim Robinson said at the height of the uproar.
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Banana Goose @cakes1936.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Sometimes when I close my eyes, Im back in the peel
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Banana Goose @cakes1936.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
People have questions. They just haven't met me yet. When they do, there will be questions. For both them and myself.
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Banana Goose @cakes1936.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I put my peal on just life every other goose
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Banana Goose @cakes1936.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Chant of my people
We don't have arms. Just peel flaps that just flap around. No bones in em or nothing!
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