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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨

@caityjokes.bsky.social
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Professional churchlady. Priest.

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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
That US v Bosnia ref making calls like
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Man Shows Empty Pockets
ALT: Man Shows Empty Pockets
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Bosnia playing defense
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Not a single yellow card pulled before that red?!?! Are you kidding me!!
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Sorry babe, we’ve already been bought by the Blood of the Lamb and acquired by Grace 💅 ⚓️
Screenshot of an email that reads:

Subject: selling Saint Mrtins In Flds
Epscpal C

From
Nora Clark 11:26 AM
...
to Caitlyn 

Hey Caitlyn,
Here's something I've noticed - most business owners spend years growing their business but don't always find out what it's worth to someone else.
This isn't a pitch to sell - but having that number is just useful context for any decision you make going forward.
We do quick valuations : 15-minute survey on your end, you'll have results within 24 hours, and we'll show you how many buyers are circling companies like Saint Mrtins In Flds Epscpal C.
Want me to send it over?
Best regards,
Nora | Executive Assistant @ BatonMarket
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Johnathan Perkins @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I.C.E. maintains a strict dress code for people seeking to visit their loved ones caged at Delaney Hall. It’s clear the strict rule is useful pretext to deny visitors entry. #ICE #DHS
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
HOLY SHIT. PRAISE GOD.
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Never forget that YOU are a data center. Drink some water ffs.
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Origen had his orbs. But hear me out. Lobsters are biologically immortal. What if heavenly bodies just lobsters ⚓️
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
weird that my job is writing book reports every week for the longest running book club in history ⚓
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I am absolutely tickled by the email I just got from our parish book club ⚓️ TUBERCULOSIS IS EVERYTHING by Mr. *Johnathan* Green @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social
Screenshot of an email that reads: Dear Friends,

I look forward to seeing you at our next St. Martin's Reads meeting,
Tuesday, May 12, from 5-7 in the Garden Room of the Commons, as we discuss Johnathan Green's bestselling book,
TUBERCULOSIS IS EVERYTHING: The History and Persistence of Our Deadliest Infection.

Stephanie Marrone will lead. Light refreshments will be available. Please come, even if you haven't read (or finished reading) the book. It's a winner!

NOTE
Next meeting is Tuesday, July 14, when we will discuss GILEAD by Marilynne Robinson.
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Stuck! At the Airport! CAE > ATL > CVG (I hope)
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Omg GUYS ARE WE GOING TO GET BESTIE BISHOPS AGAIN?! IN THIS TIMELINE! ⚓️
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I’ve been reading a lot of ecology books and memoirs lately. Esp about ornithology and native plants that support them. It reminded me that in school, all of the -ology classes [-ology: to study/learn/word (v.) a subject] had labs. The lab is where the theories of an -ology are tested for truth.
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Are the men in the room with us right now
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I think a lot of problems could be fixed or at least improved with a multivitamin bc deficiencies, turns out, can show up in weird ways! Like my migrating joint pain that I kid you not almost fully resolved w vitamin d. I wish doctors could better screen and consult in diet-adjacent areas like that
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Genius.
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I would like to ban the word “invited” from all church communications. If it’s not a party, don’t “invite” me just tell me bro
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
We don’t have the talking dog buttons in our house but I still find myself talking to the dogs like we do have them. Which means we just had the conversation, “oh yeah, you heard big bump sound. It’s ok. That’s uh…car for… ouch people. Not the mailman. Ouch people car is good.”
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Friday in the life of the church we remember a cool dude, Charles Henry Brent, architect of the modern chaplain corps and first missionary bishop of the Philippines. The LFF bio skims past his early ministry because he did *SO* much but I loved this bit from his Wikipedia ⚓️
Screenshot from Wikipedia of Charles Henry Brent with highlighted, “Brent reflected that the lessons he learned from the Cowley Fathers were "so sound and inspiring that I could covet it for every young priest." More specifically, he said that the "daily meditation was a severe and joyous task." Meditating on "the love of Jesus Christ, the application to modern life of principles by which He lived, and the overwhelming importance of the unseen, were instilled into my being in a manner and to a degree from which there is, thirty-five years later, no escape."[23]
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ian lasch @ianlasch.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
broke: the Holy Spirit is a dove woke: the Holy Spirit is one of the Persons of the Holy Trinity, and therefore only ever depicting it as a dove is not giving the Holy Spirit its due in the divine economy bespoke: the Holy Spirit is any and every bird
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I can’t explain it but every blue bird feels like a blessing. 🐦
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Type of birder that has this on quickdraw
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Jesus: wept. Barnabas: encouraged. Paul: glared. ⚓️ (acts 13:9)
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Really proud of the ad I made for our local theater’s playbill. Maybe it will yield some website traffic or even a visitor or two, but a big effect has been the pride my folks have felt in it and the way *they’ve* shared it with their friends. ⚓️
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
ok-jan.gif (These guys are super endangered and the only local sightings are in a gov managed colony on the army base)
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
@johngreensbluesky.bsky.social I hope I’m the 6000th person to send this to you ysph.yale.edu/news-article...
ysph.yale.edu
YSPH scientists show how rapid sequencing could transform tuberculosis care
An international team of scientists led by researchers at the Yale School of Public Health is applying technology used during the COVID-19 pandemic to more
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Is medical Bluesky here somewhere? I have a question. I’ve had two parishioners recently end up in different ED’s and ICU’s in town exhibiting what I’ve felt were clearly bacterial infections. One was post-op sepsis and the other a likely elderly UTI. ⚓️
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I spoke too soon. It appears the chiggers and the clover mites are beginning to wake up. Also the internet has lied to you. Clover mites absolutely DO bite I’ve watched them do it. Little jerks.
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I LOVE JESUS AND YOU AND MY PEOPLE AND HUSBAND AND MY DOGS AND DOLLY AND HOCKEY AND
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
It is the blesséd two weeks in South Carolina between when the warm weather arrives and when the pine pollen and mosquitoes arrive. It is a precious thing not to be wasted.
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
The moral of today’s story is: Give more women knives to strap to our feet 🇺🇸🥇🇺🇸🥇
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Today's a good day for imprecating "the tyranny of the [prince] and all his detestable enormities." ⚓ Good lord deliver us from them all, and sparest thou thy victims.
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
It’s that time again!!! Penitential season playlist! No worship music, but all vibes. This one is not for the quiet and meek. ⚓️ As always I’m open to suggestions! open.spotify.com/playlist/3Ir...
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A Holy Lent: for loud lamenters
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I’m sure this is a fine podcast but, 🧼 📦, I hate that so much of the mainline is allergic to the idea of giving something up for Lent. We don’t need to be clever or subversive or “read against the grain” always! It’s actually good to give things up and practice discipline! ⚓️
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
man i really wish we had 2 Peter 3:10 anywhere in our lectionary. Verses 5-7 are banger to preach on and we never get to ⚓
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
“The older you get the more conservative you get” Naw babes our generation is definitely going to be “grandma got way more leftist in middle age and now…well she’s just grandma.”
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Andrew Karre @andrewkarre.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
This is the aftermath of an ICE kidnapping a few blocks from my home in St. Paul—an hour ago. A quiet street full of broken glass and at least three wrecked cars. The target of the kidnapping was taken away by ambulance. He was on a stretcher and covered by a sheet, though a cop said he was alive.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
ME: Lord, I just pray that you send a hedge of protection. GOD: Say less.
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Me: *sitting here crying over all the halftime clips and commentary. Almost out of kleenex* 🤧😭🥰 My phone: Your period may start any day in the next week.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I found a new secret birding spot where I can see water birds. Last night I had a nightmare that I got in trouble for being there and played through every possible scenario for what would happen and what I could do. But by morning, determined that it was all life worth it for the lifers.
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Absolutely screaming at my car radio. @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social !!!!!! Go to church for Holy Week!!!! Joe of arimathea is like a major side character!!
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Teddy Focaccia @kmaustinyoung.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
It’s good I’m not preaching today because the instinct to go up there and just be like, “y’all, what the FUCK?!” is very active.
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I wish I could tell my peloton I’m sick. I don’t want to lose a streak just because I can’t breathe!
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Jack Jenkins @jackjenkins.me · 23/01/2026
And praying.
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Jack Jenkins @jackjenkins.me · 23/01/2026
Singing
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Inspired by my WAT friend David, I’m going to post progress on my goal of 100 different birds this year here in a thread. 🐦 * denotes first seen in my backyard
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David Johnston @dljohnston.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Apple AirTags for my church members so that I'll actually know when they're in the hospital. Is this anything?
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