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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨

@caityjokes.bsky.social
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Professional churchlady. Priest.

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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
65. Acadian Flycatcher 66. Chimney Swift 67. Boat-tailed grackle 68. Sandhill Crane (dinosaur, lifer) 69. Common Gallinule (lifer) 70. Northern Parula 71. Great-horned Owl 72. Loggerhead Shrike 73. Eastern Kingbird
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
imagine a stadium all trying to rap that together after two beers
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
That US v Bosnia ref making calls like
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Man Shows Empty Pockets
ALT: Man Shows Empty Pockets
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Bosnia playing defense
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Not a single yellow card pulled before that red?!?! Are you kidding me!!
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
😈😈😈
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Sorry babe, we’ve already been bought by the Blood of the Lamb and acquired by Grace 💅 ⚓️
Screenshot of an email that reads:

Subject: selling Saint Mrtins In Flds
Epscpal C

From
Nora Clark 11:26 AM
...
to Caitlyn 

Hey Caitlyn,
Here's something I've noticed - most business owners spend years growing their business but don't always find out what it's worth to someone else.
This isn't a pitch to sell - but having that number is just useful context for any decision you make going forward.
We do quick valuations : 15-minute survey on your end, you'll have results within 24 hours, and we'll show you how many buyers are circling companies like Saint Mrtins In Flds Epscpal C.
Want me to send it over?
Best regards,
Nora | Executive Assistant @ BatonMarket
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
My spiritual director in seminary started this order - might be worth starting to join them on zoom prayer too to feel them out? companionsofmarytheapostle.org
companionsofmarytheapostle.org
Companions of Mary the Apostle
We are an emerging community rooted in the Episcopal Church. In the spirit of Mary Magdalene, the first to see and announce the resurrection, we proclaim the renewing and transforming power of encount...
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Ah I remember Marta a bit from seminary! It looks like theyre BRAND brand new - Marta and Gregory are taking vows officially TOMORROW! So they all might have been distracted leading up to that. www.instagram.com/p/DZGiZ4Ejju2/
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Haven Community- Episcopal on Instagram: "Just two days until our first profession of vows! Come for the world's most eclectic litany of saints, stay for achingly sincere reflection on Christ embodied...
10 likes, 1 comments - haven.religious on June 2, 2026: "Just two days until our first profession of vows! Come for the world's most eclectic litany of saints, stay for achingly sincere reflection on ...
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I also wonder if someone in @transepiscopal.bsky.social would know!
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Hmmm good question. I suspect @ecclesiangst.bsky.social or @sistermonicaclare.bsky.social will know much better than I do! The only trans person i personally know is a priest who is an associate of Sisters of St Margaret, but being an associate is obvs different
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Johnathan Perkins @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I.C.E. maintains a strict dress code for people seeking to visit their loved ones caged at Delaney Hall. It’s clear the strict rule is useful pretext to deny visitors entry. #ICE #DHS
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
This is GREAT insight 👀
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
HOLY SHIT. PRAISE GOD.
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Prevenient grace is like never ending shrimp
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Never forget that YOU are a data center. Drink some water ffs.
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
(For legal purposes this is a joke)
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Origen had his orbs. But hear me out. Lobsters are biologically immortal. What if heavenly bodies just lobsters ⚓️
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
obsessed with the fishing net on the cake!!
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
its true. but we do have wine about it which is, i hear, canonical book club behavior
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
weird that my job is writing book reports every week for the longest running book club in history ⚓
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
58. Indigo Bunting (lifer!) 59. Summer Tanager (lifer!) 60. Red-headed woodpecker 61. Veery! * (lifer!!) 62. Mississippi Kite (lifer!) 63. Ruby-throated hummingbird * 64. American Redstart *
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
53. Fish crow 54. Coopers Hawk 55. Gray catbird * 56. Great Crested Flycatcher * 57. Chuck-will’s-widow * (heard in backyard after dark!) (lifer!)
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
It’s TRUE why is that true 😆
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Ah! Wait! I missed this and didn’t get to say hi! Ahh!!!
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Oh dear!
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Careful Kara will come screeching form from the ceiling any moment
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
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a man says " and it has everything " in front of a world map
ALT: a man says " and it has everything " in front of a world map
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
It really is like the twilight zone
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I am absolutely tickled by the email I just got from our parish book club ⚓️ TUBERCULOSIS IS EVERYTHING by Mr. *Johnathan* Green @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social
Screenshot of an email that reads: Dear Friends,

I look forward to seeing you at our next St. Martin's Reads meeting,
Tuesday, May 12, from 5-7 in the Garden Room of the Commons, as we discuss Johnathan Green's bestselling book,
TUBERCULOSIS IS EVERYTHING: The History and Persistence of Our Deadliest Infection.

Stephanie Marrone will lead. Light refreshments will be available. Please come, even if you haven't read (or finished reading) the book. It's a winner!

NOTE
Next meeting is Tuesday, July 14, when we will discuss GILEAD by Marilynne Robinson.
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
What is the class you’re two-handing in haha
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Stuck! At the Airport! CAE > ATL > CVG (I hope)
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Omg GUYS ARE WE GOING TO GET BESTIE BISHOPS AGAIN?! IN THIS TIMELINE! ⚓️
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
(Btw this is NOT AT ALL saying the GA fires are good. I dont know enough about how they started and I think peoples homes are always always worth protecting. I’m a Coloradan by birth, after all. I’ve seen too many. And I’m heartbroken with how bad they are down there. Praying for everyone.)
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Marguerite I’m screaming 🤣 Mark freaks💀
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
And anyway I just think about that with church too. Sometimes we don’t see the effects of our theologies until much later on. And I really firmly believe that you can’t be a theologian if you don’t spend enough time in the lab. ⚓️
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
And I still do to some degree, as a lover of national parks. But there’s so much we know now abt how foraging, hunting, & stewardship of humankind is a necessary part of nature. In trying to suppress fire to preserve nature, we damaged forests and wiped out our east coast savannnahs that need fire
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
This probably isn’t like, a ground breaking revelation. Because of course it is. But I was remembering my middle school History Day presentation about Conservationists v Preservationists. At the time I sided with the preservationists who didn’t want to use the resources, but leave them untouched
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
The Church is the lab of theology. ⚓️
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
It’s where observation happens. Where samples are collected. Where the next generation is taught. And I realized:
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I’ve been reading a lot of ecology books and memoirs lately. Esp about ornithology and native plants that support them. It reminded me that in school, all of the -ology classes [-ology: to study/learn/word (v.) a subject] had labs. The lab is where the theories of an -ology are tested for truth.
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Are the men in the room with us right now
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
(Next year, paint the wick with clear nail polish. Goes up instantly)
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
When I tell you it’s genuinely changed my life this year. I always thought it was just “expensive pee pills.”
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I think a lot of problems could be fixed or at least improved with a multivitamin bc deficiencies, turns out, can show up in weird ways! Like my migrating joint pain that I kid you not almost fully resolved w vitamin d. I wish doctors could better screen and consult in diet-adjacent areas like that
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Focus friend app! Totally free and doesn’t collect any data. Made by @hankgreen.bsky.social. I tell myself I only have to read for 20 min. I can keep going after if I want to, but I have to at least do 20 min undistracted
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I’m also a non fiction girlie but maybe the trick is start with something that’s just way fun. Fun and not “good for you to read.” Tress or Yumi and the Nightpainter by Brandon Sanderson. The Thursday Murder club. Anything by Christopher Moore.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Genius.
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
42. Pied-billed grebe (lifer!) 43. Ruby-crowned kinglet * 44. Killdeer 45. Cedar Waxwing * 46. Brown-headed cowbird * 😠 47. Red-shouldered hawk 48. Blue-gray gnatcatcher! 49. Northern harrier (lifer!) 50. Turkey vulture 51. Anhinga! 52. Purple martin!
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