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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨

@caityjokes.bsky.social
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Professional churchlady. Priest.

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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Sorry babe, we’ve already been bought by the Blood of the Lamb and acquired by Grace 💅 ⚓️
Screenshot of an email that reads:

Subject: selling Saint Mrtins In Flds
Epscpal C

From
Nora Clark 11:26 AM
...
to Caitlyn 

Hey Caitlyn,
Here's something I've noticed - most business owners spend years growing their business but don't always find out what it's worth to someone else.
This isn't a pitch to sell - but having that number is just useful context for any decision you make going forward.
We do quick valuations : 15-minute survey on your end, you'll have results within 24 hours, and we'll show you how many buyers are circling companies like Saint Mrtins In Flds Epscpal C.
Want me to send it over?
Best regards,
Nora | Executive Assistant @ BatonMarket
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I am absolutely tickled by the email I just got from our parish book club ⚓️ TUBERCULOSIS IS EVERYTHING by Mr. *Johnathan* Green @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social
Screenshot of an email that reads: Dear Friends,

I look forward to seeing you at our next St. Martin's Reads meeting,
Tuesday, May 12, from 5-7 in the Garden Room of the Commons, as we discuss Johnathan Green's bestselling book,
TUBERCULOSIS IS EVERYTHING: The History and Persistence of Our Deadliest Infection.

Stephanie Marrone will lead. Light refreshments will be available. Please come, even if you haven't read (or finished reading) the book. It's a winner!

NOTE
Next meeting is Tuesday, July 14, when we will discuss GILEAD by Marilynne Robinson.
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Friday in the life of the church we remember a cool dude, Charles Henry Brent, architect of the modern chaplain corps and first missionary bishop of the Philippines. The LFF bio skims past his early ministry because he did *SO* much but I loved this bit from his Wikipedia ⚓️
Screenshot from Wikipedia of Charles Henry Brent with highlighted, “Brent reflected that the lessons he learned from the Cowley Fathers were "so sound and inspiring that I could covet it for every young priest." More specifically, he said that the "daily meditation was a severe and joyous task." Meditating on "the love of Jesus Christ, the application to modern life of principles by which He lived, and the overwhelming importance of the unseen, were instilled into my being in a manner and to a degree from which there is, thirty-five years later, no escape."[23]
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Ours go wild for this. I once had one o guess smell it from far off and try to land while I was still filling the bowl. We scared each other and I didn’t think a bluebird could glare but
Bag of Wild Birds Unlimited “Bluebird Bugberry Blend” bird food
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Type of birder that has this on quickdraw
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Really proud of the ad I made for our local theater’s playbill. Maybe it will yield some website traffic or even a visitor or two, but a big effect has been the pride my folks have felt in it and the way *they’ve* shared it with their friends. ⚓️
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
ok-jan.gif (These guys are super endangered and the only local sightings are in a gov managed colony on the army base)
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Happy to screenshot the song choices! Stupid capitalism.
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I’m sure this is a fine podcast but, 🧼 📦, I hate that so much of the mainline is allergic to the idea of giving something up for Lent. We don’t need to be clever or subversive or “read against the grain” always! It’s actually good to give things up and practice discipline! ⚓️
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I found a new secret birding spot where I can see water birds. Last night I had a nightmare that I got in trouble for being there and played through every possible scenario for what would happen and what I could do. But by morning, determined that it was all life worth it for the lifers.
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Absolutely screaming at my car radio. @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social !!!!!! Go to church for Holy Week!!!! Joe of arimathea is like a major side character!!
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
The energy I’m bringing into sermon writing today
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
We ALMOST got to 100. So close. But zero complaints
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
i should have won this round because mine was the real truth @hankgreen.bsky.social
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Alright I’m calling it. Christ candle lit. Once it’s #9lc it’s Christmas now, dammit ⚓️
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
AW HELL YEAH THIS IS MY JAM. Taveners Little Lamb. I sing it to my dog often #9lc ⚓
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
YOU GUYS THERES a bird watching game on steam now. In case you need to find me, no you don’t. @secretplangames.bsky.social
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
I did glitter advent
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Maybe hauling it in my purse shortened its lifespan but mine from 2013 is crumbly now. I hope yours fares better!!!
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Every year I’ve asked “Santa husband” for one of these. I guess I haven’t been good enough yet
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Man birders cross state lines to find American Woodcocks and log them on their life lists. Meanwhile, in South Carolina: it’s almost woodcock season 🎯
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
I….will try. They’re all the yellow leaves on the bushes and climbing up the wires and the dogwood
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
YESTERDAY I was supposed to be doing chores but a grey bird caught my eye out the window. Was not a kinglet, was not a vireo, not a parula. I spent 50 minutes watching it and trying to figure it out. Ended up being a ding dang female black-throated blue warbler! No mate seen, having girls night
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
My birch trees are absolutely swarming with ruby-crowned kinglets today. I think I’m counting at least seven?? #ABirdFromTheLord 🐦
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Halloween, age 35
Two mini snickers wrappers next to an empty torn packet that says “aspirin”
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Two other highlights: This downy woodpecker going *tink tink* on the feeder trying to figure it out. The return of my little field rat, with chickadee and wren pal
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
But otherwise a beautiful honest to God day off
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
My Merlin app was going bananas this morning. “Is that a flicker? A cuckoo (wow rare!) Is that a…vireo? Is that uh…lost oriel? Is that someone’s house phone?” No. There was a dang mockingbird this morning practicing his accents under this transformer, so his voice was projected extra loud. Jerk.
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
My ruby-crowned kinglets are back. I love these little guys. And this year they brought parulas and redstarts with them. Snacks are in the pantry kids have fun, make good choices #ABirdFromtheLord 🐦
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
FASCINATING
The Pillar: Andorran prince-bishop faces law to decriminalize abortion
 
This fascinating story takes a look into the small country of Andorra and a bill to decriminalize abortion. The law would amend the country’s criminal code to remove penalties for people who have abortions and professional sanctions for abortion providers who perform them.  
 
While the law would not explicitly allow people to obtain abortions in Andorra, what’s notable here is that the bill has been quietly negotiated with none other than the Vatican and was discreetly approved by Pope Francis in 2024.
 
The bill is likely to pass in November and will sit with Andorra’s episcopal co-prince, Bishop Josep-Lluis Serrano Pentinat. It’s up to him as co-prince whether he will or will not sign this bill, but given the Vatican’s involvement in negotiating this law, it’s not unlikely that abortion decriminalization will pass
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Kind of a birding bust but the tiny dog was happy* *by happy I mean he whined the whole time because I wouldn’t let him swim
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
🔥🔥 ⚓️ Wow I’m glad for how the spirit is leading our people in this time and for the clear words that will be preserved in our history
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Today is apparently eBirds “big day.” I only got in about 15 minutes at the breakfast table, and it was rainy, but I was very excited for the return of my flicker! Not seen since last year! And for an angry hummingbird (“what’s this seed crap!”) and a couple of warbling migrants #ABirdfromtheLord
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
I didn’t get to pay much attention to fall migration last year so this year has been like a whole new region of the pokemap for me. New lifer (to me)! Black-throated blue warbler. Made a quick stopover in the birches. A nice gift for a day off after a LONG weekend of work #ABirdFromTheLord
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Two lifers (for me) in my backyard this morning! American Redstarts and a female scarlet tanager! A real gift after a hard damn week. #ABirdFromtheLord
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Yesterday my boss asked “we can do our weekly check-in in the office. Or we can bring your binoculars and we’ll do our meeting at the dove field while I count doves for the hunt this weekend. What do you say?” OBVIOUSLY we’re going to have a birding meeting with the gun dog in the sunshine. ⚓️
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
I MEANT TO POST A PIC! it’s this book (plz ignore messy room. my husband and I selected each other for our adhd’s in some kind of mutually-assured-but-fun destruction)
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
I get that South Carolina loves its pine straw in landscaping. It’s abundant. It super gives me the heebie-jeebies. Tell me this isn’t full of bugs that will jump out at me
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
We still doing Thrilled to See you Thursday? Thrilled to see you all from the start of my vacation! ⚓️
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Ah yes, Finland’s third gender
A screenshot from Duolingo. Prompting to write what you hear. The Finnish answer reads “minä olen velho” which at the bottom of the screen is translated “I am a wizard.”
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Don’t accidentally drink the sea lion water, kids
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Having a BRAT* summer after returning from Ecuador 😎🏝️ . . . . . . *BRAT diet: bananas, rice, applesauce, toast because my tummy hurts 🤢
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Gaffers tape: Delta tested, FAA approved
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Thrilled and surprised to see the Savannah Bananas last weekend!
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
ITS FINALLY WINDOW DAY ifykyk
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Feeling ministry feelings this morning but you know who isn’t? This dahlia. She’s my first ever bloom and she’s thriving.
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Oh good to know! I’ve got leaf litter down PAT 😆 and I’m slowing planting in our pollinators where we tore out tons of dead bushes
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I grew up here. The lightning bugs were like “please sir, can I have some water
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
I get why the #DailyOfficeClerb lectionary skips big sections. But then we miss such bangers as: getting snatched by the hair and balls of dung
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Mtr. Caitlyn Keith ✨ @caityjokes.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Back on my liturgical nail nonsense with cat eye Pentecost flames 🔥 ⚓️
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