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ian lasch

@ianlasch.bsky.social
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autistic episcopal priest | أبو إلياس و أبو عزرا | theology & liturgy nerd | cleveland/osu sports | “the boy who cried serious” | phd student @ aberdeen | unironic augury believer

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ian lasch @ianlasch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
estranged parent journalists will write seventeen columns blaming everyone in the world for parents being cut off except the parents themselves instead of going to therapy
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Dr Abolish ICE @pwr2dppl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Every time I see someone take a "well it's here" stance on "AI," I want to cry. not b/c it "isn't here" but b/c it being here never implies the next thing they say. Slavery was ("was") here and a good question was never "how to best use it."
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ian lasch @ianlasch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i know it is not the same group of people but it still kills me that there are people who believe that autistics lack a theory of mind while there are simultaneously headlines like "HORRORS ABOUND: the computer said 'owie'"
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"RKF took money earmarked to provide health care for Black infants and spent it on his personal security detail" is a ludicrous headline. Comic book villainy.
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Exclusive | RFK Jr.’s Enhanced Security Was Funded With Money From Minority Health Office
The cost of the health secretary’s security grew from roughly $10 million in fiscal year 2025 to $17 million in fiscal year 2026.
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ian lasch @ianlasch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
my life changed for the better when i stopped thinking of cold brew as cold coffee and started thinking of it as melted coffee ice cream
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ian lasch @ianlasch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i just need people to understand that while they can feel however they want to about furries, trying to eliminate them from public life will not only exacerbate the shortage of pilots and atcs, but will also leave us without any cyber security professionals or a national security apparatus
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ian lasch @ianlasch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
can't decide if the primary game mechanic in wolverine is close quarters combat or walking around in a series of streets and alleyways
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 18/09/2026
RFK Jr. wants people to get sick. He wants them to get sick and he thinks it is a good thing if they die, since those who live will have "natural immunity" and emerge stronger and fitter.
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ian lasch @ianlasch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
me when i am perceived
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Dana El Kurd @danaelkurd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Being neurodivergent and parenting a neurodivergent child is not for the faint of heart... I am always screwing up and it's so emotionally exhausting
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ian lasch @ianlasch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
it is holy cross day, so i will once again share the moment that my son taught me more about God's love than I had ever known, and launched me on my phd journey: bit.ly/onholycrossday
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ON HOLY CROSS DAY — Earth and Altar
I have a story for today. It is, you might say, a Holy Cross Day story. Perhaps the only Holy Cross Day story I'll ever be able to tell. I’ll confess that, as much as I love theology and thinking the...
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ian lasch @ianlasch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
it is holy cross day, so i will once again share the moment that my son taught me more about God's love than I had ever known, and launched me on my phd journey: bit.ly/onholycrossday
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ON HOLY CROSS DAY — Earth and Altar
I have a story for today. It is, you might say, a Holy Cross Day story. Perhaps the only Holy Cross Day story I'll ever be able to tell. I’ll confess that, as much as I love theology and thinking the...
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ian lasch @ianlasch.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
someone should post this redubbed with the 60 dB audio from the data center that is also making the rounds today
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Imagine if Redwall had become the cultural juggernaut instead of the mold bigot. Redwall adults in their mouse ears preparing delicious banquets, their children in smaller mouse ears producing very strange dishes to contribute.
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Andrew D Thaler @drandrewthaler.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The Hoff Crab is neither a crab nor is it David Hasselhoff. It is a Yeti Crab, which is neither a Yeti nor a Crab but a sub-group of Squat Lobsters, which are not lobsters, they're Anomurans, like Mole Crabs, which are neither moles, nor crabs.
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pumpkin spice jorbo 🍂 @bookenj.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i look forward to winning $25 when the data breach class action suit gets settled
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ian lasch @ianlasch.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
i am sorry i just will never get over the fact that they are attempting to rehabilitate the image of the character who was such a cartoonish image of miserliness that his name became a synonym for a greedy and miserable person, and they are doing it with johnny depp
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ali alkhatib @ali-alkhatib.com · 01/09/2026
gal gadot is really challenging me with riddles like "how do you boycott something you weren't going to see in a million years either way?"
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ian lasch @ianlasch.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This has always been the plan, but it is still horrifying to see it take shape. This is not intended to help autistic people; it's meant to eradicate them.
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 25/08/2026
Do not normalize children dying from measles. Measles was previously eliminated in the US, thanks to vaccines. When children die from measles, it means that adults have catastrophically failed to protect them because they have rejected basic science.
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Jombucha @mangetout.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The world's tallest man is actually the Burj Khalifa
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Cool Jim the Vampire @lechased.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
not now Ursula K. Le Guin bot
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ian lasch @ianlasch.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
autism has always existed
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 17/08/2026
Underfunded schools looking for cuts often look at programs for disabled students first. The result deprives them of a free appropriate education in a least-restrictive environment. The Departments of Justice and Education used to be the entities people could turn to for accountabuiltiy, but now?
pressdemocrat.com
'Concerns about the future': Santa Rosa City Schools parents, staff worry over special education cuts
As Santa Rosa City Schools resumes classes Monday, cuts to special education are expected to impact students at all grade levels, with as many as 20% of district students enrolled in some type of spec...
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Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD @elizabethjacobs.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Trump is signing an executive order today recommending that the MMR vaccine be separated into separate vaccines. There is no scientific basis for this recommendation. Separate measles, mumps and rubella vaccines are generally not available in the U.S. Vaccines do not cause autism.
apnews.com
Trump to sign executive order calling for spacing out childhood shots
President Donald Trump will sign an executive order calling for spacing out childhood vaccines into separate medical visits and splitting the combined measles, mumps and rubella vaccine into three dif...
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The only to understand about "MAHA" or Trumpism is that these people all believe the fundamental flaw with our society is that we devised too many ways to intervene against the laws of nature to allow The Weak to survive. They're solving the problem that some kids should be dying but aren't.
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ian lasch @ianlasch.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
just what i wanted an eating experience based on the movie about beings who cannot differentiate between pleasure and pain
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ian lasch @ianlasch.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
okay i am 100% going to start saying this so do not say i didn't warn you
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Jamie @crayonsocialism.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I heard “inshallah and the creek don’t rise” the other day.
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ian lasch @ianlasch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
wow he is turning into chairface chippendale before our very eyes
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ian lasch @ianlasch.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
makes sense that there are so many in italy since they are probably hoping that one will raise another set of twins
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Dr Katie Twomey @k2mey.eurosky.social · 23/07/2026
This is why as an autistic person I will always wholeheartedly support trans people. As well as the obvious horrors, logical inconsistencies and pseudoscience of the transphobes. But ultimately it's the same rhetoric. We're in this together.
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ian lasch @ianlasch.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
*extreme philosopher voice*: as a matter of fact i believe one possesses a family name prior to having a first name
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Rick CarBOOso’s Private Fire Crew @amandasmith.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I just saw a stunning 19th C. vintage brooch crafted using a method that has been lost to time, because it turns out not all knowledge is forever, and winnowing down a workforce to increase profits will inevitably lead to an unrecoverable loss of skill.
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ian lasch @ianlasch.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
listen up everyone life is finally doing it
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Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
This month is the 36th anniversary of the Americans with Disabilities Act and it reminds me that the ADA could not be passed today. It probably couldn’t get a vote in committee today.
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ian lasch @ianlasch.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
oh no do i have to like cucurella now
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Just going to say here, I think I've said this before, a 'historically accurate' version of the Odyssey is not possible because the Odyssey does not take place in a historical setting - it takes place in a fantastical pastiche of four centuries, mixed in with gods and monsters.
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ian lasch @ianlasch.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
oh no
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ian lasch @ianlasch.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
showing my son the original star wars trilogy for the first time and lol it could not be more clear that lucas really had no idea what he was doing and just happened to luck into a classic
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ian lasch @ianlasch.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
might just be: "it's all in your head; you're too sensitive," they said. i said, "okay, well let's discuss this at the hospital"
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ian lasch @ianlasch.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
more like olive cardin', amiright
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Mark Histed @markhisted.org · 21/07/2026
One of the things I try hardest to teach students — and model myself — is saying “I don’t know” when I don’t know something. And being open to feedback. These are key skills for education and for improving at anything.
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ian lasch @ianlasch.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
i am moving to indianapolis to see it in imax 70mm
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
solomon in 1 Kings 3
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furby hancock @furbyhancock.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. You were killed by DARK WIZARD!
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Jason Lukehart @jasonlukehart.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
3rd place game goals shouldn’t count for the Golden Boot. In fact, they should be subtracted from your previous total.
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 18/07/2026
Once again, this is the sort of stuff you read about in post mortems of all time, world class intelligence failures.
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ian lasch @ianlasch.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
a lot of people simply do not realize how frequently nearly *any* disability diagnosis means that you are not in fact free to migrate, since a significant number of countries view you as a potential burden that cannot be allowed inside their borders
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