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Tauriq Moosa @tauriq.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wasn’t able to secure any review code for HELLRAISER unfortunately. But I found this amazing FB clip of Doug Bradley doing a Scouse Pinhead and now I’m crying from laughter. He’s amazing. (Source: YMH Podcast.)
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Drewcifer Rising 🎃😈 @drewdietsch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I've said it before and I'll post it again: we should embrace and deify TREMORS as much as we do JAWS.
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'Tremors' Kicked Off the 1990s With the Decade's Own 'Jaws' [We Love '90s Horror]
The ‘90s often get a bad rap with horror fans. After the numerous successful slashers and creature effects films of the ’80s, the ‘90s offered a different
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JK Woodward @jkwoodward.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
yup. (nice song list, but you forgot "A Day in an Afterlife") check it out.
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Cairnage @cairnage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Someone’s just faved a load of my tweets from 15 years ago (I imported them to bsky) and it’s made me smile. Baby’s in Black Christmas #horrorbeatles
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Prof Sheena Cruickshank @sheencr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Excellent images to have a coffee whilst admiring
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Comedy wildlife photography award finalists 2026 – in pictures
A selection of the Nikon Comedy Wildlife Awards 2026 finalists – from a shortlist featuring a caiman wearing a wig, a leopard doing a handstand, a strutting white-tailed eagle and a polar bear appeari...
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the only map of england everybody else needs (best selling music by territory, Actually Helpful for understanding some things; also Suck It Morrissey.)
map of england where every county is lableled by their best selling band
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Prasad Jallepalli, MD, PhD @prasad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
5 potatoes cubed is still 5 potatoes because potatoes are root vegetables
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Alaska Public Media @alaskapublic.org · 30/09/2026
Meet Backpack, your 2026 Fat Bear Week champion. Backpack is 20 years old, weighs about 1,000 pounds and got his nickname because, as a cub, he loved riding on his mom's back across the Brooks River.
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Meet Backpack, Fat Bear Week’s chunky champ
Backpack went from hitching a ride on his mom’s back to cross the Brooks River to winning the hearts of fat bear fans around the world.
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Sleestak @sleestak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
and behold a pale horse. and the name that sat on him was death. and hell followed with him
cat on a statue
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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Kate @katef.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
they're just gonna want to come right back in again
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Cairnage @cairnage.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We call them the email cats because they’re inbox and outbox.
A tuxedo cat (Jess) sits on a kitchen table next to a large cardboard box. A black cat (Pip) sits in the large cardboard box next to her.
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Sam Jeffers @worklesshard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So, massively speculating, but it sounds as if they were waiting and watching, but a farmer coming home from a party called in the local plod, who jumped into something they weren't meant to be aware of. Quite Slow Horsey.
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Cairnage @cairnage.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And do I spy a nice glass of Chasselas?
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Cairnage @cairnage.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Packing for a combined work trip and holiday lasting a total of 10 days. Have packed five pairs of shoes and mulling a sixth. 🩴👡🥿🥾👢👟
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Cairnage @cairnage.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
LOOK AT THEIR ARM TATTOOS
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 23/09/2026
Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano
Picture of the streets of Pompeii, from https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pompei_-_panoramio_(26).jpg. Taken by Tanya Dedyukhina, used under CC
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Hadas Weiss @hadas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the museum sounds great i hope they also build one for women
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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Toshiro Mifune showing up to work in December 1956
Ad for mobile game: “10000 Arrows Await”
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"YOU RATBAG!!!" (laudatory)
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Cairnage @cairnage.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Re-watched Spinal Tap 2 last night and I think this might be my favourite gag in the whole thing.
A shot of a street that is clearly, clearly The Shambles in York (srsly I recognised it immediately and I haven’t been to York in 25 years), labelled
TOOTING BEC
South London
It looks nothing whatever like Tooting Bec.
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 18/09/2026
What on earth is happening?
  This had become the new normal. RNLI crew members had been forced to take their permits off their cars after their tyres have been repeatedly slashed. Most of them have been pilloried at the school gates or turned away from local pubs. One man who worked in search and rescue had been beaten unconscious and hospitalised, recognised for TV interviews he had done.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 17/09/2026
Summer xkcd.com/3299/
4-panel comic. (1) [Person swings from tree over water.] (2) [In the middle of the swing, the tree’s leaves have turned brown.] (3) [When the person lets go, the tree is bare of leaves and everywhere is covered in ice or snow.] (4) [The person landed on the ice looks behind at Person 2 with shoulder-length hair standing on the snow.] PERSON 2: Summer over already, huh? PERSON 1: It seemed extra quick this year.
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 17/09/2026
get his ass
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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Cairnage @cairnage.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So when Mick Herron was asked how he wanted to do his le Carré-style cameo for this series of Slow Horses, his answer was clearly “as physically close to Kristin Scott Thomas as possible."
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Paul Haine @paulhaine.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Holy shit. Prime suspect in "Putney Pusher" investigation found dead www.lbc.co.uk/article/putn...
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Banker with links to royal family arrested in 'Putney Pusher' investigation found dead at London home | LBC
The prime suspect in the Putney Pusher investigation has been found dead.
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Kneecap @kneecapceol.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Bualadh bos to Beoga, Aaron Rowe and Finneas 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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Simon Hynd @simonhynd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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aaron @imaaronrobert.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
rip bob mackie 😭🤍✨
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Dr. SkySkull @drskyskull.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This is just a spectacular unintentional self-own
Dude on Threads: If you hate on ai, you better be pretty damn good at whatever you're doing
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Stanley Pignal @spignal.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Anthropic, OpenAI and co have underpinned a major capex spree with macroeconomic repercussions. Are they calling time on it over safety fears? Or is this concealing a business model malfunction? If you fear you've invested into a bubble, creating a cartel is one obvious way to limit your losses.
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Cairnage @cairnage.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Today I went to the pub where they filmed the interior of the Slaughtered Lamb in American Werewolf and it was bougie as hell. No dartboard or anything. You could totally have got a Campari and soda.
John Woodvine as Dr Hirsch in An American Werewolf in London. He’s at the Slaughtered Lamb, ordering a Campari and soda and getting declined. Note the pentagram on the wall behind him, and just in front of that, the much scarier proposition of Brian Glover.
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Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Trump becomes the first orange man to support a united Ireland
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Cairnage @cairnage.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Used up the last of the St-Germain in tonight’s spritz. Summer is truly over :(
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Cairnage @cairnage.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Obviously. Obviously. Where else?
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
You asked, we answered: Now in more colorways!
A group of four cats sitting inside a cardboard box labeled "CATS FOR MEN." The background features a dark, blurred forest. The text at the top reads "CATS FOR MEN," and at the bottom, it states "NEW MASCULINE COLORS FOR MASCULINE MEN."An orange cat with white paws is sitting against a dark, forested background. The text reads "CATS FOR MEN" at the top and "ORANGE WITH LITTLE WHITE SOCKS FOR THE ORANGE MAN WITH WHITE SOCKS" at the bottom.A cat with a striped coat is sitting against a background of dark, blurry trees. The text reads "CATS FOR MEN" at the top and "DESERT CAMO FOR THE CUNNING STRATEGIST" at the bottom.A dark-furred cat sits in a shadowy forest. The text reads, "CATS FOR MEN. Midnight Black. For the nocturnal soldier.
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Cairnage @cairnage.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I want a giant cat (yes I know it would murder me)
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Dr Jo Kershaw @mthrjo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The RNLI have some of the best people in Britain volunteering for them. They put their lives on the line when they are called on and they will rescue anyone who needs them. Because every life matters, and offering help is the right thing to do. You can donate here: rnli.org
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RNLI - Royal National Lifeboat Institution - Saving Lives at Sea
The RNLI is the charity that saves lives at sea. We do this through lifeboat search and rescue, lifeguards, water safety education and international interventions.
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Cairnage @cairnage.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Kilt guy got off SO lightly
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
have we had this yet
screen from the Simpsons of jimbo holding a camcorder and saying “videotaping this crime spree is the best idea we ever had”
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Eddie Robson is at Fantasycon @eddierobson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Have to say, if I was in charge of a regulatory body, and someone had been caught on camera calling us "completely useless... dumb and ineffective" while boasting about breaking the rules we're meant to enforce, I would be doing everything I could to make that fucker rue the day he said it.
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Henry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 03/09/2026
We are currently clean on OPSEC!
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Cairnage @cairnage.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Decided to watch Legend for the first time since I was a kid and it was very much this:
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So Bad It's Worse
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Julie S. Lalonde @julieslalonde.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Gloria Steinem died with fewer rights than she had during her lifetime. That fact needs to be front and centre of every media report, every dedication, every discussion of her death.
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Ellie Mae O'Hagan @elliemaeohagan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I love the dedication in My Life on the Road by Gloria Steinhem
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Cairnage @cairnage.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Actu-lol at the needle drop at the end of tonight’s ep of the Large Man Show
Judge Constance Harm from the Simpsons, saying “I’m familiar with BOC."
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