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Caepan

@caepan.bsky.social
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Ice Cream God. Snark savant. We need to treat voting the way Republicans treat guns, and guns the way Republicans treat voting.

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13BulliTs Loves the EU @13bullits.bsky.social · 18h
Spam this graph, end of story period.
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acehannarules.bsky.social @acehannarules.bsky.social · 18h
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There it is
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 18h
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paghetti.bsky.social @paghetti.bsky.social · 23h
Chicago homicides were down 30% in 2025. robbery and aggravated assault fell by similar percentages. but we all knew he was lying. www.chipublicsafety.org/crime/update...
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2025 Chicago Crime Statistics Year in Review | NORC at the University of Chicago
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 06/10/2026
The government *still* isn’t tracking how often immigration agents detain U.S. citizens. We are. 500+ Americans have been handcuffed, held at gunpoint or held against their will in Trump’s second term. Our tally is almost certainly an undercount. THREAD (content warning: violence) ⬇️
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 05/10/2026
Trump isn't beating the "can't walk in a straight line" allegations
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Dutchy Patrick @dutchiepatrick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Rosie O’Donnell is 💯 right…
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Why is 🇺🇸 media not reporting on this 128 day Albanian protest of Kushner and Ivanka’s insane corruption?
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AFinRenoFightsBack 🌊2026 🌊 @callyson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Fuck you, Megyn, for helping make the world vicious to people who speak and then treating their hesitation as proof that they’re lying...And to the people trying to dox this woman and expose her name and her life: fuck all the way off" BURN IN HELL: jojofromjerz.substack.com/p/i-was-drun...
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I Was Drunk. I Was Raped.
Both Things Can Be True At The Same Time.
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just a reminder: Tillis persuaded the woman Hegseth allegedly raped to come forward with her story, and told her that if she did, it would sink the nomination. She did. At great risk to herself. Tillis then cast the deciding vote for Hegseth. Because he’s a goddamned coward.
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Outgoing Sen. Tillis regrets pivotal vote for Hegseth: ‘He’s an actor. He’s not a manager’
Outgoing Sen. Thom Tillis spoke to MS NOW about regretting his vote to confirm Pete Hegseth and his strained relationship with Trump.
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Democrat Cats @democratcats.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Morning Kitten… I have this exact kitten, grown up. And he still answers like that💙 Also, you guys… my daughter is in labor!
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Anton Gerashchenko @antongerashchenko.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Mrs. Tetiana plays the piano in the ruins of her destroyed home Ukraine, August 30, 2026 📹: Iryna Shev/Facebook
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Bill the Cat @handle.invalid · 05/10/2026
Who cares what a no talent pedophile thinks
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It was right there in black and white. You didn’t need divine intervention to forecast this dumpster fire; you just needed to listen to the warnings. Save the prayers—this isn't an act of God, it's an act of voting.
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@emiliexfosters introduced new best friends Zora and Buffy: #AGoodPlace
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Al Toth @atoth99.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Friday 👍 @benitads.bsky.social @gezzer3115.bsky.social @j1j2.bsky.social @atoth99.bsky.social @dougvee.bsky.social @lexwyatt.bsky.social @yammz.bsky.social @juliet77.bsky.social @nitraine.bsky.social @bluestormcomin1.bsky.social @loripatrick.bsky.social @ltwlauren.bsky.social
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Scott Dworkin @dworkin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Susan Collins chairs the committee that writes ICE's budget. ICE's two biggest jailers both send her campaign checks. She's one of nine. www.dworkinsubstack.com/p/trump-fill...
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Caepan @caepan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
MAGA: "But - but - BIDEN TOUCHED A GIRL'S HAIR!!!!1!!1!!
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Doug Hammond @hammie777.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As hard as it is to believe, that is the actual position of the so-called law and order party.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sliwa getting a flu shot: This could be very embarrassing. I’m supposed to be a tough guy, right? Mamdani: I can hold your hand. Sliwa: What happens if I faint? Mamdani: I got you. Doctor: You’re in great hands, literally. New Yorkers can find free flu shots and locations at nyc.gov/healthmap
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Elizabeth Sofia 💙🐈🐶🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈 @skippjon1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Good on you Sister's 👏
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 02/10/2026
"It could chill rights of contractors to make political contributions" -- unearthed footage shows Susan Collins in 2012 fighting to protect contractors from having to disclose political contributions (we recently learned she was under investigation for a pay-to-play scheme involving a contractor)
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New York Attorney General Letitia James @newyorkstateag.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every New Yorker deserves to know that when they report a crime, it will be investigated fully and fairly. That is the promise of our justice system, and my office will honor that promise.
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𝕯𝖆𝖓🍂🎃🕸️ @arepublic86.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This right here. This is how you respond to their bullshit.
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Seriously 💥
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Kitten ear-cleaning service: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...
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handle.invalid @handle.invalid · 02/10/2026
Dog refuses to leave his unwell owner's side. Loyalty
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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
NEW AD: Are you a data center company looking to take over rural Texas? Are you a crime-loving millionaire looking to throw the FBI off your scent? Are you a child predator looking to get out of jail after just 1 day? Call 844-WHOS-KEN to hear what Ken Paxton can do for you!
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ICE arrested the mom of a 9-year-old at a school bus stop in Austin, leaving him alone and crying. The video has profanity and is heartbreaking to watch, but it shows the fear/pain of what happened. This is evil. This is wrong. And it has to stop.
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Scott Dworkin @dworkin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We just caught the companies that cage people for ICE writing checks to nine Republicans who want to run the Senate. Nine. Not one of them will say a word about it. Good. We'll say it for them, in all nine states, every day until November. www.dworkinsubstack.com/p/trump-fill...
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Trump Fills The ICE Prisons. The Prison Companies Fund Nine GOP Senate Candidates.
Every name, from the filings nobody added up. Also: Georgia’s voters, Jerome Powell, and 30,000 prison workers all beat Trump this week.
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CoCo ✌🏼💛🕊️ @coco.sheshed.rocks · 02/10/2026
Amanda Nguyễn turned advocacy into action ~ founding Rise, helping secure survivor protections, breaking barriers in space, earning Nobel Peace Prize recognition and TIME Woman of the Year honors. Her story is courage in motion ♥️ #SheShed #rape
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Renee Good's family filed two lawsuits today. The first, against, USG, is a standard wrongful death. The second is a Klan Act lawsuit against Jonathan Ross, AND STEPHEN MILLER and Greg Bovino. It names Nick Shirley and Christopher Rufo as non-party co-conspirators for their racist propaganda.
44. At all relevant times, Defendants Ross, Miller, Noem, Lyons, Homan,
Bovino, and the John Doe Federal Agents acted under color of federal law and within the
scope of a joint enterprise with the private actors described below. Defendant
Lewandowski acted in part under color of federal law and in part, as alleged below, as a
private person, his federal status having been limited to a temporary part-time designation
that his conduct exceeded. Shirley, Rufo, and Ben Bergquam, and the other non-party
private actors described below, agreed to and in fact participated in the conspiracy alleged
here: each acted in concert with, and with the knowledge and encouragement of, federal
officials.
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Irrefutable proof cats are evil @cats-are-evil.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#caturday #cats
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The cutest thing you'll see today Repost of @PerceptiveBliss: Original post
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s really great that Eric Schmitt wasted everyone’s time because he can’t tell the difference between the Atlanta Hawks and the Iowa Hawkeyes, meanwhile people in Missouri are struggling to pay for utilities, gas, groceries, housing, and child care.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Aston Martin Lawrence @astonmartinlaurenc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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James Hughes @dystopian-fashion.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
1. Eric Schmitt booked this show as a victory lap for his "gotcha" moment revealing "proof" that Jack Smith was at an Atlanta Hawks game. 2. That "proof" blew up in Schmitt's face. 3. Instead of cancelling this appearance, he dishonestly colludes with the hosts to pretend he did have that proof.
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nicki Minaj isn’t a U.S. citizen, so she can’t even vote herself. For a network that pushed false claims about noncitizens voting, you’d think they’d mention that. If this is about getting Black women to vote red, I’m here to tell you that black women are smarter than all of us.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m with Homeland Security Investigations. I came here to talk to you about some online threats you made against ICE. Get the fuck off my property.
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Pat G🇨🇦 🍁🏳️‍🌈🍉 @pguist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My office has handled a lot of sexual harassment cases. “Her shirt was too tight” “She drank too much” “Why did she put herself in that position” “She was asking for it.” No. No. No. No. It’s not HER job to be on DEFCON 5 at all times. It’s HIS job not to be a predator. ~ Attorney Ryan
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Crip Dyke @handle.invalid · 29/09/2026
I am perfectly content to have Amy Acton and Ken Paxton's fears remain between themselves and their therapists. But when they pass laws restricting my freedom (or attempt to do so), that's not a private foible. They've made it public business.
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Guard The Leaf @guardtheleaf.com · 29/09/2026
Canada Needs To Start Watching Who We’re Letting Through The Back Door BRING THIS UP WITH YOUR MP AND LOCAL MEDIA! I left email contacts for all major canadian media in the article #elbowsup #boycottusa #canadastrong #CanadaSky #never51state #political www.guardtheleaf.com/p/canada-nee...
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Canada Needs To Start Watching Who We’re Letting Through The Back Door
From Kristi Noem at a Canadian mining company to a Don Jr. connected investor in Draganfly, Canadians need to start asking who we’re letting into our strategic industries.
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Caepan @caepan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I once made a documentary on a peer-to-peer "welfare to work" counseling program. One of the things they stressed is that if you live on SNAP and/or other gov benefits, you need to be good at budgeting. And that skill can be added to your potential resumé or job interview.
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Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is he seriously saying that people who use SNAP cards don't know how to budget, because I've got some news for him about how SNAP works.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
Jack Smith: "Our investigation developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in serious crimes against our nation ... rather than accept his defeat in the 2020 election, he engaged in a criminal scheme to overturn the results and prevent the lawful transfer of power"
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Being Liberal ®🗽🏳️‍🌈 @beingliberal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A sad commentary on the current state of SCOTUS.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Update: The Texas Tribune identified Gregory Feathers as the ICE agent who fatally shot Lorenzo Salgado Araujo in Houston.
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ICE agent who shot Lorenzo Salgado Araujo in Houston identified
The federal government has withheld his identification, even as major state and local law enforcement agencies across the country typically identify officers involved in shootings on the job soon afte...
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