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Caepan

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Ice Cream God. Snark savant. We need to treat voting the way Republicans treat guns, and guns the way Republicans treat voting.

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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 19h
It’s really great that Eric Schmitt wasted everyone’s time because he can’t tell the difference between the Atlanta Hawks and the Iowa Hawkeyes, meanwhile people in Missouri are struggling to pay for utilities, gas, groceries, housing, and child care.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 19h
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Aston Martin Lawrence @astonmartinlaurenc.bsky.social · 17h
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James Hughes @dystopian-fashion.bsky.social · 17h
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 17h
1. Eric Schmitt booked this show as a victory lap for his "gotcha" moment revealing "proof" that Jack Smith was at an Atlanta Hawks game. 2. That "proof" blew up in Schmitt's face. 3. Instead of cancelling this appearance, he dishonestly colludes with the hosts to pretend he did have that proof.
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 21h
Nicki Minaj isn’t a U.S. citizen, so she can’t even vote herself. For a network that pushed false claims about noncitizens voting, you’d think they’d mention that. If this is about getting Black women to vote red, I’m here to tell you that black women are smarter than all of us.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m with Homeland Security Investigations. I came here to talk to you about some online threats you made against ICE. Get the fuck off my property.
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Pat G🇨🇦 🍁🏳️‍🌈🍉 @pguist.bsky.social · 19h
My office has handled a lot of sexual harassment cases. “Her shirt was too tight” “She drank too much” “Why did she put herself in that position” “She was asking for it.” No. No. No. No. It’s not HER job to be on DEFCON 5 at all times. It’s HIS job not to be a predator. ~ Attorney Ryan
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Crip Dyke @cripdyke.bsky.social · 17h
I am perfectly content to have Amy Acton and Ken Paxton's fears remain between themselves and their therapists. But when they pass laws restricting my freedom (or attempt to do so), that's not a private foible. They've made it public business.
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Guard The Leaf @guardtheleaf.com · 23h
Canada Needs To Start Watching Who We’re Letting Through The Back Door BRING THIS UP WITH YOUR MP AND LOCAL MEDIA! I left email contacts for all major canadian media in the article #elbowsup #boycottusa #canadastrong #CanadaSky #never51state #political www.guardtheleaf.com/p/canada-nee...
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Canada Needs To Start Watching Who We’re Letting Through The Back Door
From Kristi Noem at a Canadian mining company to a Don Jr. connected investor in Draganfly, Canadians need to start asking who we’re letting into our strategic industries.
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Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social · 22h
Is he seriously saying that people who use SNAP cards don't know how to budget, because I've got some news for him about how SNAP works.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 22h
Jack Smith: "Our investigation developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in serious crimes against our nation ... rather than accept his defeat in the 2020 election, he engaged in a criminal scheme to overturn the results and prevent the lawful transfer of power"
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Being Liberal ®🗽🏳️‍🌈 @beingliberal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A sad commentary on the current state of SCOTUS.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Update: The Texas Tribune identified Gregory Feathers as the ICE agent who fatally shot Lorenzo Salgado Araujo in Houston.
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ICE agent who shot Lorenzo Salgado Araujo in Houston identified
The federal government has withheld his identification, even as major state and local law enforcement agencies across the country typically identify officers involved in shootings on the job soon afte...
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know Rahm Emanuel. I worked with him for years in the Clinton administration, and then when he was Obama’s chief of staff. Rahm Emanuel represents everything that’s been wrong about the Democratic Party for the last 30+ years. Be warned. robertreich.substack.com/p/the-rahm…
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siliconshaman1337.bsky.social @siliconshaman1337.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They call it a leak because "selling information to enemy" sounds bad.
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BeshearStan @beshearstan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
God I love Angie Nixon. I hope she wins
Now @AshleyMoodyFL. Why would I want to abolish the police when I want you arrested and in jail for stealing $10 million from sick kids? BFFR
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 28/09/2026
To the people complaining these sex abuse cases have created a world where men now have to think 10 times before they touch a woman. Yes, that's the point. It's called consent. Welcome to human decency.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 28/09/2026
Q: Do you regret hiring a Nazi sympathizer as your political director? SEN. HUSTED: ... Q: There's just no comment on that? HUSTED: ... Q: There's just no comment on that? Nothing to the Jewish community? HUSTED: *walks away*
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 28/09/2026
Trump: Sleepy Joe Biden, have you heard of him? *a few moments later* Trump: 😴😴😴
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noah carl @noah4321.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
www.cornellsun.com/article/2026...
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EDITORIAL | Cornell Won’t, We Will
The Editorial Board demands that Cornell stops protecting the alleged Chi Phi rapists through the University's opaque sexual assault policies.
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Blue Oleta @blue-oleta.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
⚡️JUST NOW: MASS UN WALKOUT ON NETANYAHU
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"RKF took money earmarked to provide health care for Black infants and spent it on his personal security detail" is a ludicrous headline. Comic book villainy.
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Exclusive | RFK Jr.’s Enhanced Security Was Funded With Money From Minority Health Office
The cost of the health secretary’s security grew from roughly $10 million in fiscal year 2025 to $17 million in fiscal year 2026.
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 25/09/2026
Dairy farms in Kansas? Raided. Barton County? Texts about entire hotel blocks rented out by feds for the next weeks. It is a pogrom. This is called a pogrom.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 25/09/2026
QUESTION: What’s going on with Susan Collins and the bribery scandal? But explain it to me like I’m five. ANSWER: Here you go 👇🏽
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 24/09/2026
A maternity ward doctor donated his own blood during surgery to keep a pregnant patient alive. One woman gained fewer than 10 pounds over her entire pregnancy. Another collapsed and had seizures during labor. (Published Dec. 2025)
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What I Saw at a Maternity Ward in Kenya After the U.S. Cut Off Food and Foreign Aid
Photographs tell a story of two mothers determined to help their babies gain enough weight to leave the hospital — only to face little to no food again.
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Ronnie H 🇺🇸 @ronicats.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Brown Eyed Susan @browneyedsusan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Good morning. ☕
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Brown Eyed Susan @browneyedsusan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rule of thumb: If someone is going on Benny Johnson's podcast to announce something, it's not true.
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crooksandliars.bsky.social @crooksandliars.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Republican Who Drafted Texas Abortion Ban Paid For His Mistress’ Abortions
This is just so…Republican.
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💠𝑺𝒄𝒉𝒖𝒍𝒕𝒛𝒊𝒆𝑷𝒊𝒆💠 @schultziepie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You cannot make this shiz up! #FDT #Pinks
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NEWS: The DOJ lawyer defending Trump's ban on
CNN, MSNBC and Politico is Michael Velchik. In college, he wrote a Latin class essay from Hitler's point of view, so disturbing his instructor made him redo it. In 2013 he called Mein Kampf his favorite book he'd read that year and praised Hitler's grasp of propaganda without mentioning the Holocaust.
This is the man now arguing in federal court that the press has no right to White House access.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Chinese media allowed at WH. American media banned in defiance of a court order.
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Lee West @whodat35.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Two Minnesota solar farms turned the ground beneath their panels into habitat, and native bee abundance rose more than 20-fold www.ecoticias.com/en/two-minne...
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Two Minnesota solar farms turned the ground beneath their panels into habitat, and native bee abundance rose more than 20-fold
Minnesota solar farms planted with native flowers saw native bees rise 20-fold, with bees also pollinating nearby soybean fields.
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Mickey Kuhns @mickeykuhns.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The epitome of irony, sheer incompetence, and utter idiocy of every member of this kakistocracy…
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Effective 2025 federal tax rates paid by these corporations: Alphabet: 8.01% AT&T: 4.6% Meta: 3.57% General Motors: 3.09% Amazon: 1.37% Exxon Mobil: 1.31% Disney: -1.57% CVS Health: -3.88% Income tax rate paid by the typical American: 14.5% This is what a rigged system looks like.
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Theresa McLeod @westtexascatlady.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They’re not rejecting Trumpism. They’re fleeing the consequences.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/09/2026
MURRAY: The Trump admin falsely labeled birth control as abortion. Do you agree that an IUD is an abortifacient? OVERTON: If confirmed, I'll be fully briefed M: That's not an answer. The prospect of an FDA commissioner who doesn't know that birth control isn't an abortion is deeply alarming O: 😊
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AgentJoeMcJoe 🇺🇸 @joemcjoe11.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
CHECK YOUR REGISTRATIONS. This is not a mistake, this is a feature. They don't want you to vote in Texas so Kenny Scumball Paxton can win. He's 100% ok cheating. VOTE.ORG or your local registrars office can confirm if you're registered to vote.
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Adam A. Marshall @a-marshall-plan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Breaking: CNN, MS Now, Politico have moved for an emergency hearing before Judge Kelly, noting reporters for their orgs were turned away from WH this morning
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/09/2026
MS NOW reports that their White House reproter was denied access to the White House this morning despite a court order demanding she have access
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SassySenora701 @sassysenior70.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Ms. Magazine @msmagazine.com · 23/09/2026
In 2024, nearly 2,400 women were killed by men, according to the Violence Policy Center. Of these, 86.9 percent knew their killer—nearly nine out of 10.
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A Restraining Order Is Not Enough When an Abuser Has a Gun
Nearly 2,400 women were killed by men in 2024, according to a recent Violence Policy Center report. Nearly nine out of 10 knew their killer, and firearms were used in 63.4 percent of these homicides. ...
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404 Media @404media.co · 23/09/2026
Citizens showed up to the city council meeting with plans to let city leaders know how they felt about the city’s use of Flock. But Springfield mayor Jeff Schrag moved to prevent public comment on Flock. Then, arrests happened, @mjgault.bsky.social reports. Story: www.404media.co/woman-arrest...
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Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Maybe Russia will pay for the G20 like it did for Don. Jr.'s wedding www.politico.com/news/2026/09...
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Trump invites Putin to G20 in Miami, Rubio says
The White House is hopeful it’s "an invitation he’ll accept."
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pissed-off-g.bsky.social @pissed-off-g.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"As a lawyer, I almost have to thank him, because he makes the job of lawyers very easy when it comes to doing something that typically has been considered difficult, which is proving motive." trib.al/YqEgfkl
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Transcript: Trump Press Ban Backfires as Leaks Reveal Its Dark Motive
As Trump’s effort to bar news organizations from the White House blows back on him, a defender of democracy explains why the stakes of this dustup are bigger than they might appear.
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Andy Kaczynski @kfile.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
NEW: Michele Tafoya, GOP Senate nominee in MN recently issued a rather categorical set of denials she ever said she was embarrassed to live in MN — but she did say literally that in a deleted tweet. One of a whole bunch of tweets, we found saying she wanted to leave. www.cnn.com/2026/09/23/p...
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Republican Senate nominee said she was ‘embarrassed’ to be from the state she’s now running to represent | CNN Politics
In a local radio interview earlier this month, Michele Tafoya, the Republican Senate nominee in Minnesota and former sports broadcaster was asked about her past criticism of the state and whether she ...
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
reminder to every democratic rival to bring up trump ever harder lol
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brian nam-sonenstein @bson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
While I get the thinking behind not demanding Collins resign now, I also think it’s absurd nobody is calling for it given how clear and brazen that act of corruption was
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rprobbins.bsky.social @rprobbins.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A very valid question to ask 💯🎯
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