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Constantine Furman @c-furman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Nobody's calling you "Skydance," Paramount and Warner Brothers.

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Monster Island Bloodies @monsterislandb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

🚨NEW VID Hiya Skar King and Evolved Godzilla Review! Plus we’ll do some toy photography together!! youtu.be/hjd_O5u_DG8?...

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FINALLY, the Skar King We Deserve!! || Hiya Exquisite Basic & Stylist Skar King and Evolved Godzilla

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Tremendous Kielbasa @rsaltasaurus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This is incomplete reprint designed to provoke. The bill had voter ID attached to it in order to get it killed, making it so Republicans could run this exact headline.

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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This 👇 👇 👇

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Constantine Furman @c-furman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Why do the Backrooms look like a level of WOLFENSTEIN 3-D?

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 12/07/2023

austrian policeman: did you get a look at the people who killed your baby, mrs. hitler? mrs. hitler: yes they were all wearing silver time travel suits and saying something about updog austrian policeman: what's updog mrs. hitler (to camera):

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The major platforms—Facebook, YouTube, and X—are all refusing to show the trailer for the upcoming documentary that eviscerates the ridiculous pest Elon Musk. So I guess we have to do our part to make sure it is seen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY_8...

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Musk | Official Trailer | Bleecker Street

YouTube video by Musk

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Constantine Furman @c-furman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Bluesky: "Netanyahu condemns Mamdani in UN speech." Who gives a fuck what that war criminal thinks?

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Constantine Furman @c-furman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

@neginfarsad.bsky.social Adult Swim's re-running the pilot of BIRDGIRL and I had forgotten how funny it was and how good you are in it. Alas, this is not the episode where you deliver the legendary "bwee-oop, motherfuckers!" line. 🤣

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.

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Constantine Furman @c-furman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It's time to stop letting Ben Shapiro and Tom Homan just wander about in polite society.

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Constantine Furman @c-furman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Happy birthday to the only boss worth listening to, @brucespringsteen.net.

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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 23/09/2026

RIP to Chris Christie’s 2028 campaign, murdered by an octogenarian mere hours after launch

Joyce Carol Oates • @JoyceCarolOates
really, this is a serious question: why on earth would Chris Christie imagine that anyone, anywhere, ever would want him to run for President? what sparks such a delusion? granted, his wife might enjoy having him out of the house & on the campaign trail; but better just get an inexpensive hobby instead.
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New Jersey thinks not, x.com/ianjaeger29/st...
10:22PM • 9/22/26 • 966 Views

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I just checked my voter registration. I encourage all of you to do the same. Try your state's official site. AVOID VoteSafe.Org. It's an Elon Musk scam to harvest data.

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Bryan Kristopowitz @bmoviebryan1140.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

One year ago, the world of cinematic commentary/scholarship changed forever when a book featuring reviews of fifty great direct-to-video action flicks from the early 2000s was unleashed via BearManor Media. That book? My book. Do you own a copy? It's still available wherever books are sold!

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

starve this slobbering old beast forever

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no great matter @itsabigail.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

what’s he planning

a picture of a million huge directors at the opening of the Lucas museum

Nathan Fielder peaking out from behind Bryce Dallas Howard and Ron Howard

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Constantine Furman @c-furman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Somebody better go check on Kate Beckinsale. She may be about to commit suicide.

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colinmochrie.bsky.social @colinmochrie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

It would be great if the entire WH press corps just walked out, not only because it would freak out the Pettydent, but also...don't we deserve a break from hearing about Jabber the Butt for even just a day?

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Hey, News Outlets! How about just ignoring Donald Trump? It will drive him crazy. His parents never gave him enough attention, so he is still a thirsty brat who needs CONSTANT attention. Start the news with "Trump lied again today" and then move on to news about people/things that are interesting.

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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 16/09/2026

True story.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

My man looks like a mobster who's just been pantsed by Bugs Bunny

Pete Hegseth, looking like a cocktail you found the morning after a party

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danielle weisberg @danielleweisberg.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

feels like Mitch returning to work is like 80% the absurdity of the times and 20% elder abuse

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Constantine Furman @c-furman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Hey Child-Molester-in-Chief... eat Colbert's Emmy-winning ass with a bag of skittles!

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Constantine Furman @c-furman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Once again, Carrie Coon is robbed.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I am a one-issue voter: Get Republicans out of office.

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Xalavier Nelson Jr. @writnelson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

John Carpenter's Prince of Darkness is great because they'll drop some shit like "Jesus was of extraterrestrial origin - but a human-like race" and it's only the third-craziest thing they've said in the last 5 minutes

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Monster Island Bloodies @monsterislandb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

There’s a NEW PLAY TIME video about the Playmates Monarch Monster box set. Don’t miss this one!! Huge collector tips. youtu.be/957eESOaqbQ?...

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New Playmates Godzilla x Kong Toys Fixed a Huge Problem!

YouTube video by Monster Island Buddies

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

LEFT: Barack Obama reacts to what happened 25 years ago on this day. RIGHT: Donald Trump reacts to what happened 25 years ago on this day.

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Constantine Furman @c-furman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Can I just send Dwight Manfredi to the White House to collect the $5000 DOGE check and the $2000 tariff check this child molester already owes me?

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danielle weisberg @danielleweisberg.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I was going to be like wowwww I can’t believe we use solar power for the cop cameras and not to replace gasoline for cars but of course we use innovative energy efficient tech for data stealing and stalking women instead of quelling the climate crisis. Very believable America behavior

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danielle weisberg @danielleweisberg.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

she’s avail for work again! Comedy! Late night! Drama! Features! I’m your gal

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DANIELLE IS AVAIL
FOR WA/SC/STAFF WORK!

shows she has worked on:
CONAN
The Simpsons
Krapopolis
My Favorite Murder Live!
Angie Tribeca
Miracle Workers + various punch-ups

has experience in many areas like: rec league sports, acapella, nannying, pre-professional ballet, retail, competition dance, waitressing

loves writing jokes, helping solve problems, and typing fast

certified in CPR and first aid - useful!

contact me: dweisberg123@gmail.com

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Constantine Furman @c-furman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Regarding today's news: 64.media.tumblr.com/a22e9b80fa08...

Godzilla, Rodan, Minya, and Angilas at Mt. Fuji from the film "Destroy All Monsters" and Godzilla is asking the returning King Ghidorah "How many times we gotta teach you this lesson, old man?!?"

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Constantine Furman @c-furman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Look, I don't care what movie it is, charging $100 for a special edition of a single movie is just greedy bullshit. And "there's a standard edition" does not excuse it. A single title has no business being anything more than $30. Do ya want bootlegs? Cause this is how you get bootlegs.

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Constantine Furman @c-furman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Bruce Campbell isn't battling cancer, y'all. Cancer is battling Bruce Campbell. I would not take cancer's chances.

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Constantine Furman @c-furman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

MORE AMERICAN GRAFFITI is such a weird sequel.

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Monster Island Bloodies @monsterislandb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Can I grow a Godzilla Chia Pet? It’s complicated. New Play Time out now! youtu.be/pUXOrvKGZck?...

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Is the Godzilla Chia Pet a Rip-Off?

YouTube video by Monster Island Buddies

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Stop! Stop! I’m *already* going to knock on hundreds of doors for Democrats. No further motivation is necessary, Pee Wee German.

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Constantine Furman @c-furman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I went to the 35th anniversary re-release of TERMINATOR 2 to be an excited little bitch, not a sad little bitch.

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Constantine Furman @c-furman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Horror fans online saying stupid shit like "Robert Englund is not a great actor. Never has been, never will be" is enough to make me turn my back on the genre.

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Tasha @toshyou.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

NO media 1000s are marching in DC to defend voting rights; 90 orgs signed on, Reuters sent photographers, but local media Bernie Sanders, AOC and Martin Luther King III attended Wa Post buried it A Black-led march is visible in DC only after somebody else reports it Repost the march they buried

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Upside Downie @adownie.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Flu season is almost upon us. Stay safe, folks

An image depicting handshake alternatives and the resulting germ
Transfer reductions:

High Five: 50% less bacteria transferred

Fist Bump: 78% less transferred

Sweep the Leg (martial arts takedown move): 100% less transferred.

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Heatherface Wixson @thehorrorchick.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Hey everyone- here’s my celebration of THE OMEN in honor of its 50th anniversary this year. I started this months ago & then life kept happening so it’s late but hopefully Damien won’t hold it against me. from-the-desk-of-the-horror-chick.ghost.io/the-omen-at-... Open to free & paid subscribers!

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The Omen at 50: Evil Has a New Face

Exploring horror, film, and pop culture, all while celebrating the creators, history, and artistry that keep the genre alive.

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