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Constantine Furman Must Be Destroyed!

@c-furman.bsky.social
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Sometimes Writer. King of Sensible Castle in Ireland. Citizen of the world. Head of Antifa. Official? Published books available at www.amazon.com/stores/Constantine-F… or bookshop.org/contributors/constanti…

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Constantine Furman Must Be Destroyed! @c-furman.bsky.social · 30m
@mcbourbonnais.com Happy birthday, ma'am! I hope your Not-Quite-Friday treats you well.
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Constantine Furman Must Be Destroyed! @c-furman.bsky.social · 31m
"So you wanna be on Dangahtainment?" "I'm playin' Michahl Myers! GAWD-dammit!"
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Constantine Furman Must Be Destroyed! @c-furman.bsky.social · 32m
It's not on blu-ray; that's only on the original DVD release.
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Constantine Furman Must Be Destroyed! @c-furman.bsky.social · 7h
@jimmykimmellive.bsky.social @jimmykimmel.com, if you haven't thought of this yet, next week, see if there's a drastic drop in ratings on Dancing With the Stars. I bet there will be. #JusticeforGuillermo
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Constantine Furman Must Be Destroyed! @c-furman.bsky.social · 8h
"It's not a question of where he grips it!"
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 17h
We must crush Elon Musk and the oligarchs. It's either us or them. They are playing for all the marbles.
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California Dreamin’… 😎 @jerasikehorn.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Ummm…👇
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Constantine Furman Must Be Destroyed! @c-furman.bsky.social · 11h
Is it based on the fossil of an Archeopteryx?
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Constantine Furman Must Be Destroyed! @c-furman.bsky.social · 13h
Here's the original end crawl that didn't make it into the new set. #TheBlairWitchProject #Lionsgate
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Constantine Furman Must Be Destroyed! @c-furman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I received Lionsgate's new set of THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT with a supposed restoration of the theatrical version. All three versions in the set have the same end credits sequence--fade ins and fade outs. My theatrical bootleg tape from 1999 has an end crawl, that is down-to-up rolling credits.
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Constantine Furman Must Be Destroyed! @c-furman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
And then deport his ass.
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Constantine Furman Must Be Destroyed! @c-furman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Who the hell was demanding another season of GIRLS?!? Come on; out with you. You should've been demanding another season of BROAD CITY--the show that was actually what GIRLS acted like it was.
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Possum Acquainter @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
what the hell is this music school teaching my kid
"Dumlings And Chopsticks"
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Constantine Furman Must Be Destroyed! @c-furman.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
But he's gotta bring in Kool Moe Dee to do it with him.
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Being Liberal ®🗽🏳️‍🌈 @beingliberal.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Leader of United States: “Ukraine needs a new leader.” Leader of Ukraine: “You first.”
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Constantine Furman Must Be Destroyed! @c-furman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That doesn't help me over here across the pond. ;)
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Constantine Furman Must Be Destroyed! @c-furman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It will also be airing on TCM later this month (sadly in the middle of the damn night). The 22nd, I think (or would that be the 23rd?).
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Constantine Furman Must Be Destroyed! @c-furman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
@monsterislandb.bsky.social, have you seen the new Super 7 Mecha-King Ghidorah? I saw it in a Wal-Mart the other day and thought of you. It seems like a nice figure. Well-detailed. But I didn't have $25 to blow on it.
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Constantine Furman Must Be Destroyed! @c-furman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'm so bummed out Hammer pushed the HORROR OF DRACULA restoration back to late November. :-/ Kinda ruined the whole season.
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Monster Island Bloodies @monsterislandb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
NEW VIDEO: We check out the Round1 arcade Godzilla Minus Zero event!! youtu.be/ZXo8OJywhGk?...
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We Visited Round1's HUGE Godzilla Event!
YouTube video by Monster Island Buddies
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Constantine Furman Must Be Destroyed! @c-furman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Heather, people that have known me my whole life don't even care about my books. Unless it's something they can sit down and watch, people just don't care. It's a jagged fucking pill. I have 16 books available out there. No way should I be as poor as I am. And yet, here I be. Written word is dying.
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David Silliman @infinitegreen28.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We are currently in the "Public Execution" part of late-stage capitalism
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Constantine Furman Must Be Destroyed! @c-furman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Every time I see THE EXORCIST, I always forget that it isn't the actual religious rite that chases off Pazuzu. No, it's a straight-up, street-smart, all-American ass-kicking that does the trick.
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Constantine Furman Must Be Destroyed! @c-furman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The world does not need a remake of THE BEYOND. There are already two versions of THE BEYOND out there-- L'ALDILA/THE BEYOND and 7 DOORS OF DEATH.
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Constantine Furman Must Be Destroyed! @c-furman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Boo.
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Constantine Furman Must Be Destroyed! @c-furman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
How are they really going to out-creep Veronica Lazar as Martha? They're not.
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Constantine Furman Must Be Destroyed! @c-furman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
R.I.P. Frank Mancuso, Sr.
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Constantine Furman Must Be Destroyed! @c-furman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Bluesky's over here like "Margaret Hamilton dies at 90" and I'm like "Dafuq are you talking about? Margaret Hamilton died back in the 80s!" Oh...
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danielle weisberg @danielleweisberg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I actually don’t care if billionaires flee California. they already don’t pay their share of taxes. And they already do rounds of layoffs instead of employing more people the richer they get. So what’ll be the difference babes
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Butlerian Jihadist of House Dornick @shimminykricket.blacksky.app · 08/06/2026
Remember, at its base, the AI boom is about companies telling you they'd rather burn trillions of dollars in a furnace than pay you decent wages in exchange for the ability pursue their sci-fi and slavery fantasies.
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Add Karen Smith to my list of badasses whose mouthy approach I respect. Actions usually speak louder than words. This is a hero, Y'all. Well done, Ma'am. You're gonna kick ass in your new position. ✊📖
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💙🦋🇺🇸MichaelWestby🇺🇸🦋💙 @tazinib1.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Monster Island Bloodies @monsterislandb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
New compilation has EVERY HIYA REVIEW I've done so far, including the Quick Plays which have all been reformatted! youtu.be/sRsTIMzMEY4?...
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Every Hiya Toy Review I've Ever Done
YouTube video by Monster Island Buddies
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Constantine Furman Must Be Destroyed! @c-furman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You sound absolutely fine. We've gotta stop doing DVD/blu extras for nothing. Shout shortchanged me too. And so did WB. But never again. The least they can do is give us a free copy for our efforts.
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Constantine Furman Must Be Destroyed! @c-furman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm not okay with it. I encourage people to beat the shit out of him any time they encounter him and then tell him "You have to accept some bad things happen."
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danielle weisberg @danielleweisberg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
desecrating the Animaniacs’ home and for what! For what
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Brooke Harrington @ebharrington.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Gyms for our brains," you say?
Don Draper meme showing him presenting with the words "Hear me out...We call it 'The University'."
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David Silliman @infinitegreen28.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
One time in high school, I was resting in the nurse's office but the surgeons giving the sophomore gender-affirming surgery next to me were making too much noise. Flustered, I left immediately stepping in someone's kitty litter (honestly, do MAGATs seriously believe this shit?)
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Constantine Furman Must Be Destroyed! @c-furman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I wanna say this was on TV long before 1990.
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Constantine Furman Must Be Destroyed! @c-furman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Blame anything you like on the bastard.
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Constantine Furman Must Be Destroyed! @c-furman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@thehorrorchick.bsky.social I bought Shout's ORPHAN blu as part of their Shocktober sale and was delighted to discover you have an audio commentary on there. I am psyched to hear what you have to say about ORPHAN (but I have to watch INFERNO & THE BEYOND for now--it's Veronica Lazar's birthday)!
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Constantine Furman Must Be Destroyed! @c-furman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The child-molester-in-chief just suggested that Iran destroying two Californian cities, killing millions of people is a-okay with him. That motherfucker needs to be dragged out of the White House right goddamn now, tried for and convicted of treason, then left to rot in a federal prison cell.
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Constantine Furman Must Be Destroyed! @c-furman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Van Helsing didn't stop Dracula's plague outbreak of '74 just for Russia to start this shit.
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Constantine Furman Must Be Destroyed! @c-furman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Looks delicious!
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Constantine Furman Must Be Destroyed! @c-furman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you run into Sam Altman out on the streets, beat his ass like a dirty Mojave rug and then tell him, "Hey, you should just accept some bad things happening."
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Heatherface Wixson @thehorrorchick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm trying to get better at promoting my work as growth on my site has been slow, so I thought it would be fun to share my "Tales from Crystal Lake" series which celebrates the storytelling in the FRIDAY THE 13th films: from-the-desk-of-the-horror-chick.ghost.io/tag/tales-fr... Shares appreciated!🖤
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Tales from Crystal Lake - From the Desk of The Horror Chick
Heather Wixson explores horror, film, and pop culture, all while celebrating the creators, history, and artistry that keep the genre alive.
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Constantine Furman Must Be Destroyed! @c-furman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm striking by deadnaming Paramount and Warner Brothers.
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Constantine Furman Must Be Destroyed! @c-furman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nobody's calling you "Skydance," Paramount and Warner Brothers.
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Constantine Furman Must Be Destroyed! @c-furman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'll trade you. I'm in a decent place now, but cannot write. I should have released five books two years ago, but my brain will not cooperate.
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