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colinmochrie.bsky.social @colinmochrie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It would be great if the entire WH press corps just walked out, not only because it would freak out the Pettydent, but also...don't we deserve a break from hearing about Jabber the Butt for even just a day?
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colinmochrie.bsky.social @colinmochrie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I guess at the FBI now, no-one .will ever want to be the goat.
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colinmochrie.bsky.social @colinmochrie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
There should be a Clue:White House edition, but every crime is committed by Lord Dampnut, with a Sharpie in Half a b\Ballroom.
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John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
She was there. Unlike that narcissistic, bloated, spray-tanned piece of excrement, she was actually there: Showing empathy. Transcending party. Helping. Leading. No AI slop. No asinine stories. No bullshit. Never forget...
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.
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Greg Proops @gregproops.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Laughter is rebellious.💥 White guys need re-indoctrination.🥀 In my world: they get it.👊 New Album🔽 KIDDING. BUT STILL. Improvised Live Recorded in San Francisco 🌈 To spite the haters.😸 lnk.to/kiddingbutst... #gregproops #kiddingbutstill #standup
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colinmochrie.bsky.social @colinmochrie.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Has the White House been renamed the Epstein Filing Cabinet yet?
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colinmochrie.bsky.social @colinmochrie.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Next time Lord Dampnut whines about the 2020 rigged election, someone should tell him to talk to Joe Biden. No elections under Joe were rigged, I'm sure the Human Creamsicle would agree. This could be a learning moment for him.
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colinmochrie.bsky.social @colinmochrie.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
It's sobering to know that if you were shrunk, your dog would immediately eat you.
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colinmochrie.bsky.social @colinmochrie.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
1) Go see if Mitch is alive. 2)Someone has emails and texts from Elon saying he rigged the election. Check it. 3)Presidents don’t make $2B while in office. Stop him 4) It’s illegal not to releaseThe Epstein Files. Do it. It’s not rocket science. Also don’t go where Lord Dampnut is doing stand up.
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colinmochrie.bsky.social @colinmochrie.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I would think if China wanted to undermine the US it would rig the to have Trump win. Like he did twice in the last three elections. I guess they were distracted 2020.
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colinmochrie.bsky.social @colinmochrie.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
2 weeks post op!
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Brittlestar @brittlestar.com · 30/06/2026
Thrilled to be part of this show shorturl.at/waTDo
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colinmochrie.bsky.social @colinmochrie.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Breaking news: Trump has been removed from the card game Bridge.
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Paul J. Dauenhauer @pauldauenhauer.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The struggle is real
Scientific literacy
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mwloomis.bsky.social @mwloomis.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
@colinmochrie.bsky.social Any chance of reposting a quick survey for a high school udent's capstone presentation? forms.gle/9APuyhUuYwbR...
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The Professionalization of the NCAA
This survey gathers opinions on whether the NCAA has functionally become a professional sports league due to Name, Image, and Likeness (NIL) deals and the Transfer Portal, and whether it should formal...
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colinmochrie.bsky.social @colinmochrie.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I’m pretty good at making things up but I’m learning so much from this administration. The commitment is outstanding!
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Soylent Queen, Nuclear Sub-Basement Kid ☢️💣☣️🍄☁️ @soylentqueen.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
BREAKING: The Titanic musicians have backed out of Freedom 250.
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colinmochrie.bsky.social @colinmochrie.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
My friend Greg Proops Has (drum roll please) A New Album Out Today! KIDDING.BUT STILL. Improvised Live in San Francisco at the Punchline for Aspecialthing Records lnk.to/kiddingbutst...
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Greg Proops - Kidding. But Still.
Listen to Kidding. But Still. by Greg Proops.
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Greg Proops @gregproops.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Pre-order my bitchin’ new album. Kidding. But Still. Drops May 29th lnk.to/kiddingbutst... I poured my vindictive, acrimony towards billionaires, nazis and the current crime syndicate into this album. With malice. 💙 Recorded in San Francisco just to spite the haters. 🩷 lnk.to/kiddingbutst...
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B.Gryphon @briangryphon.ca · 26/05/2026
Planning 2 activate Husband’s CDA Perm. Res. soon. Having lease in s/w ON now means getting his SI#, job + our OHIP cards faster. Can't put down large deposit until lease here done. Looking for #LGBT #queer community (or ally) who’ll rent space w/deposit to follow. briangryphon.ca/2026/05/comm...
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colinmochrie.bsky.social @colinmochrie.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
No one with a penis that small need that much ballroom.
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colinmochrie.bsky.social @colinmochrie.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Maybe you wouldn’t need a ballroom if there was a president that people liked…
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colinmochrie.bsky.social @colinmochrie.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
It’s amazing the mental gymnastics that some people do so that they can be offended by a post.
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Sarah O’Connell @sarahoconnellshow.com · 21/05/2026
My show’s 10th anniversary is tomorrow! I’m now only 77 YouTube subscribers away from 7,000. If by any miraculous chance you’re compelled to help achieve this celebratory milestone, I’ll love you forever. YouTube.com/SarahOConnellShow 🙏🏻💕
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colinmochrie.bsky.social @colinmochrie.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
So cool that we can recognize the most corrupt acts in American history . Um..is there a next step?
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colinmochrie.bsky.social @colinmochrie.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Weren't Presidents given immunity for what they does in office? So if Biden "unfairly" targeted Trump allies, he was allowed to, so no one needs to be compensated. This is why I picked improv over law...
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colinmochrie.bsky.social @colinmochrie.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I’m just going to come out and say it. People can be SO irritating!
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colinmochrie.bsky.social @colinmochrie.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Inspired by Lord Dampnut's administration, I am now blaming Daniel Day-Lewis 2012 Oscar win for my never receiving a nomination.
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colinmochrie.bsky.social @colinmochrie.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus…
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colinmochrie.bsky.social @colinmochrie.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
1st two shows of our Australian Hyprov tour is tonight and totally sold out. We arrived yesterday and I'm sure my jet lag loopiness will be put to good use. Check out Hyprov.com for our other Oz tour dates.
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HYPROV: Improv Under Hypnosis - Comedy Show
Created by hypnotist Asad Mecci & Colin Mochrie from "Whose Line is it Anyway?", HYPROV is a live comedy show that combines hypnosis & improv to create a unique comedic experience. An expert hypnotis...
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Sugith Varughese @sugithvarughese.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
New interview with CBC talking about 26 Doctors coming to Saskatoon April 23 just dropped. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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His family wanted him to do medicine. Instead, this Sask. actor played 26 doctors on TV | CBC News
Sugith Varughese's father was a neurosurgeon, and he grew up with his family expecting him to go into medicine. Instead, he's carved out a career as a writer, actor and director, and has played 26 doc...
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colinmochrie.bsky.social @colinmochrie.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
My retina is healing nicely, but I still won't have clear vision in that eye for a while. To read I have to close that eye so I can see print clearly. While checking flight info at the airport, it may seem that I'm winking at you. I'm not flirting, I just want to get on the right plane.
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Sarah O’Connell @sarahoconnellshow.com · 23/03/2026
If you LOVE stand up comedy, movies, TV shows, music, books, wrestling, videogames, Guiness World Record winners, the 80s and 90s, LGBT community, and fun, in-depth celebrity interviews, subscribe to my YouTube show!
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colinmochrie.bsky.social @colinmochrie.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I think the phrase “a low I.Q person” should be used in every conversation, news story or article about the Pettydent.
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colinmochrie.bsky.social @colinmochrie.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Hey Waukegan! See you tonight at the Genesee Theater!
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Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D. @drharmony.net · 17/03/2026
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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colinmochrie.bsky.social @colinmochrie.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Port Angeles- Sold out Kirkland-Sold out. Salem you’re up next. Tomorrow at the Elsinore, check out Hyprov and be part of the fun!
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colinmochrie.bsky.social @colinmochrie.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Every year it just burns me up that you have to be in a movie to be Oscar-nominated. So elitist!
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Greg Proops @gregproops.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
My New Improvised Comedy Album🎤 Free State Of California🌴 Is Live I think you need this. Download here⤵️ lnk.to/freestateofcalifornia Recorded Live @punchlinesf San Francisco, California 🌁 For @aspecialthingrecords Use Liberally #gregproops #freestateofcalifornia #comedyalbum #standupcomedy
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Greg Proops - Free State of California
Listen to Free State of California by Greg Proops.
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colinmochrie.bsky.social @colinmochrie.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I’m assuming that at some point after people say “He can’t do that” and then he does “that” , something will be done in accordance with the laws that say “he definitely can’t do that.”
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TNT @tnm2.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Yep! Too bad! This is what a world leader looks like 🇨🇦❤️ bsky.app/profile/mark...
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Blue Wave @votebiue.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I knew I saw this somewhere before. Funny that it’s almost exactly what’s actually happening now.
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Karon Warren @karonwarren.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Would appreciate it if you would share, @colinmochrie.bsky.social.
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J. Kelly Nestruck @nestruck.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Canadians could channel their feelings about what's going on at the Post not into Bluesky posts but writing their MPs about acting on foreign ownership, telling them to get off X and hold press conferences when they have something to say (and be questioned after), keep their promises on the CBC...
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colinmochrie.bsky.social @colinmochrie.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I feel that if I announced that next week I was going to rob a bank, more would be done that just reporting that I said that. I feel, and this is just a hunch, that I would be stopped by the people who do that sort of thing.
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