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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 5h
Fair point
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 5h
You sound like me re: the Cubs 🙃🙃🙃
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 5h
Jim Hendry would be proud
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 5h
Mets 2026 payroll: $358M
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The Simpsons: Laughing, Pointing 'You Stupid'
ALT: The Simpsons: Laughing, Pointing 'You Stupid'
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 5h
Yankees 2026 payroll: $310M Rays 2026 payroll: $90M
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Andrew Zolides, Ph.D. @zolides.bsky.social · 6h
🎶 Aaaaoooo. Werewolves of London. 🎶
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 8h
Can't believe they included the below picture uncensored, but I fixed it
Picture of a man captioned "man spreading nuts in Lincoln Park this spring." I have pixelated his midsection.
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 10h
We have been living in the Black Hole Sun video for about a decade now
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inthefade @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 10h
the person who was going to write a halloween themed essay for IHTOV unfortunately can not do it. if anyone out there wants to write about any aspect of halloween music, hit me up at pitches@ihavethatonvinly.com
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 9h
Um excuse me some of us became anarchists
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 9h
I used to have a St. Louis Browns hat that I bought on our 8th grade class trip to D.C.! Also bought a Senators hat.
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 10h
Fun fact: just looked it up and the first recorded use of the term "jazz" wasn't until 1912, and it was used in reference to . . . a pitcher for the Portland Beavers
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 10h
Hold on checking in with Lars Ulrich to confirm
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 10h
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Joakim Noah's Chicago Bulls Dance Moves
ALT: Joakim Noah's Chicago Bulls Dance Moves
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 10h
I assume it's supposed to be accompanied by jazz hands
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 10h
"Dude you're getting a Dell!" went from a marketing campaign to the tag line of an M. Night Shyamalan movie.
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 10h
Major League teams that existed the last time the White Sox clinched a playoff series at home: • Boston Americans • Boston Beaneaters • Brooklyn Superbas • Cleveland Naps • New York Highlanders • St. Louis Browns
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 10h
Peggy Hell
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 19h
"Napoleon, Nietzsche and Jordan Peterson."
Johnny Carson doing Carnac the Magnificent, as depicted on the Simpsons.
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Finally, an Atkins that won't turn me gay
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm equal parts in awe of and repulsed by how easily marketers re-branded Atkins as a high protein diet without most people noticing
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wasn't that an Uncle Tupelo song?
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nope, just Amazon TV for me
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Surf Shark is working on my phone!
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I wasn't sure if that still worked this year so good to know!
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Question for those of you posting about the Blackhawks: are you paying $20/month to watch them or is there an alternative I'm not aware of?
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Phineas @phineas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Still got stickers to sell. Got other wares as well if you click around in there.
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Same energy: youtu.be/QKtGN_LZTdo?...
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Love o matic grandpa
YouTube video by Justin Doescher
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you read through the comments I'm on the Ron Pattinson side of the debate. Yes what's served on the Wiesn today is more pale than what we think of as Oktoberfest but I would argue that "Märzen" is still the overarching style and using "Festbier" to indicate the lighter version is a US invention.
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was *this close* to being an econ major (and by *this close* I mean only $160k short of what U of Chicago said I could afford in my financial aid package)
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you're REALLY looking for a post to dogpile on...
I am calling for a moratorium on American breweries making Märzen but calling it Festbier. They are two completely different things!!
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hahaha boy can I relate
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I dunked on it too but then happened to scroll down to the author's second follow-up comment and ended up deleting my dunk and reading the article. So I'm as guilty as anybody but it was a good reminder that one of the weaknesses of social media is things escape their intended audiences.
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Really curious how many people quoting this have actually read it because it seems pretty clearly to be an academic talking to other academics about ideological biases and in that context I don't find it all that objectionable.
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If my subconscious could just have thrown something in about needing to plan something with somebody I've been meaning to get together with for months it would've been the triple crown of my greatest anxieties
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ugh last night I had a dream that my two best friends from high school and their families were coming to stay at our place and I didn't have a chance to get anything done around the house beforehand. Then we all exchanged gifts for some reason and I didn't have any for anybody else.
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
After the Sox won game 1 on Saturday a woman at Beer Temple offered to buy a shot of Malört for anybody at the bar who wanted one and I turned it down because that would be stolen valor (also I had had one like ten minutes earlier)
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Can confirm it 100% holds up.
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Never gonna dream about anything else for the rest of my life
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Time to bring that sweater back AND introduce a new mascot!
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Glad I could be of service!
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Whitley Strieber should send my therapist a ham every year at Thanksgiving
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tell 'em Large Marge sent ya!
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Pee Wee Pee Wee Herman
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I've heard of resume gaps but that's ridiculous
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Fozzie Bear Wow
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Obviously it's super early but considering how the Palace Women's first foray in the top flight went it's pretty cool to see them in 8th on the WSL table going into the first international break:
2026-27 WSL Table showing the Crystal Palace Women in 8th place with one win and three draws in their first five matches.
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My favorite 83 Nation
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thanks. And yeah it's been tough for my friend because he's being honest about the work that somebody's gonna have to put into rehabilitating her.
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Reminder: this is Palestine Fest. It's not a political event. These folks were just trying to enjoy a beautiful fall day. Some asshole is planning his life around stopping strangers from celebrating because apparently he doesn't have anything to celebrate. It's sad and pathetic.
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Grandpa Simpson talking.
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