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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 8h
And before you object that Oliver Cromwell died in his sleep, a posthumous execution is still an execution
Cromwell's body was exhumed from Westminster Abbey on 30 January 1661, the 12th anniversary of the execution of Charles I, and was subjected to a posthumous execution, as were the remains of John Bradshaw and Henry Ireton (the body of Cromwell's daughter was allowed to remain buried in the abbey). His body was hanged in chains at Tyburn, London, and then thrown into a pit. His head was cut off and displayed on the roof of Westminster Hall at the Palace of Westminster until at least 1684. Afterwards, it was owned by various people, including a documented sale in 1814 to Josiah Henry Wilkinson,[117][118] and it was publicly exhibited several times before being buried beneath the floor of the antechapel at Sidney Sussex College, Cambridge, in 1960.[115][119] The exact position was not publicly disclosed, but a plaque marks the approximate location.
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 20h
rut roh
Yahoo Finance story this morning: "Stock market today: Hot inflation report drops tech, drives S&P 500, Dow and Nasdaq down."
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Share someone who looks stylish wearing a headband.
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Glowing up @suesswassersee.bsky.social in the group chat
First text bubble: OK, kind of like the Marlins guy, who's the score keeping gal with her boobs always on display that seems to be at all the Brewers games behind home plate?

Second text bubble: She's always there. Can be a bit distracting especially about 10 years ago

Third text bubble (me): As somebody who's married to someone with a great rack who keeps score at games, I like her a lot more than Marlin Man.
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Sweet! All we need is between 2 and 3 goals a game from him and we'll have a positive goal differential!
Screenshot of the Hawks' -14 goal differential after six games played.
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I remember his dad from NHL '94!
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Oh cool now we have AI clickbait
A banner ad that says "How to start your Meditefanean De Diet. Eat these foods every day."
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
First Palace kit I ever bought (started following the club in 2014) and I might be the only person besides Joe himself who owns one 😂
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Marge: See all those arms in the bullpen, Jed? That's why your roster never worked.
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Had to switch my shirt back to a winner
The Mighty Palace!
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Crystal Palace supporters today:
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oh man I think I know the exact spot you're referring to 😂😂😂
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Tracy Chapman speech bubble.
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Sounds like Tom Tom tamales here in Chicago?
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If you are a Chicagoan who sat through both last week's Bears broadcast and tonight's Sox broadcast, you may be entitled to compensation
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Definitely never seen anybody wearing Packers stuff in Chicago. 🙄
Some choad complaining that opposing NFL fans "love to be seen and acknowledged near 'TitleTown.'" To his credit, he put "TitleTown" in quotes as the Packers have won exactly two titles since the AFL-NFL merger in 1970. By comparison, eight franchises have that many or more championships in the past 25 years alone.
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
When you run a race up in northern Wisconsin with a bunch of Packers and Vikings fans it's important to dress right
My Bears shirt and hat and navy Chicago flag shorts laid out on my hotel bed last night before the Whistlestop Marathon.
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Run a marathon up in northern Wisconsin along Lake Superior, they said. It's in October, it'll be perfect fall weather, they said.
Screenshot of the forecast for Ashland, WI, showing a high of 85°F for tomorrow.
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They should've asked me to design it
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Can't believe they included the below picture uncensored, but I fixed it
Picture of a man captioned "man spreading nuts in Lincoln Park this spring." I have pixelated his midsection.
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Napoleon, Nietzsche and Jordan Peterson."
Johnny Carson doing Carnac the Magnificent, as depicted on the Simpsons.
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you're REALLY looking for a post to dogpile on...
I am calling for a moratorium on American breweries making Märzen but calling it Festbier. They are two completely different things!!
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Time to bring that sweater back AND introduce a new mascot!
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Obviously it's super early but considering how the Palace Women's first foray in the top flight went it's pretty cool to see them in 8th on the WSL table going into the first international break:
2026-27 WSL Table showing the Crystal Palace Women in 8th place with one win and three draws in their first five matches.
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Grandpa Simpson talking.
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Having a Saturday night dance party
Screenshot of my phone playing the Ducktales theme.
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Any doubt I had about that was erased when I learned this dude was born in 1981 and not exhumed in 1981
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Jesus Chris have a little dignity @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social
Unsolicited text I received that reads "Will you please please please please pretty please pitch in $1 to Sherrod Brown's campaign today?”
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The GOP realized the midterms are just a month away:
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You guys... this is literally just the result of searching the term "AI" in Google Trends:
Screenshot of me searching "A" in Google Trends and getting the exact same result as the chart in the quoted post.
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ah yes that makes sense, but now I want an alt based on the greatest album to ever come out of Köln
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Suitable for framing:
The Jordan/Payton/Dawson poster with Case Keenum crudely photoshopped into it.
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Republicans say they hate us for our freedom but this is the real reason they hate us:
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Todd Rundgren claims that Taylor Swift ruined music.

The musician has claimed that billionaire pop star has"ruined music," calling her the "apotheosis of mediocrity."Grandpa Simpson: old man yells at cloud.
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My shirt is raising many questions already answered by my shirt.
Me pointing to my shirt that says "after this we're getting tacos."
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm saying this as words of encouragement, not as an insult: if you're in or around Chicago, GO TOUCH GRASS TODAY. It is gorgeous outside.
Picture from the Palos Trail System brown trail, with the sun peeking out from the towering trees lining the trail.Selfie of yours truly in front of a pond off the south end of the brown trail.
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Martin saying "thank goodness they've drawn attention away from my shirt" while wearing a Cubs shirt.
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Somebody posted this on LinkedIn and I've literally never even heard of Gloria Jean's. Google is telling me they're mostly in malls so I suppose that would explain why I've never heard of them.
A map of the U.S. divided into territories based on most popular coffee chains. For example, New England is "the Grand Duchy of Dunkin Donuts" and Wisconsin to the Dakotas is "Caribou Kingdom." The default for most of the country is "The Evil Empire of Starbucks." The Chicago area is a little blob labeled "the Canton of Gloria Jean's."
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I feel like now is the time to dust off this old chestnut
The picture of JD Vance in the article.Zooming in closer.Closer.WAIT THAT'S TOO CLOSE.
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Anyway if you're curious here's what I put on it:
Three Girl Rhumba - 2006 Remast...

Wire

New Face In Hell

The Fall

Ghost Rider (2019 - Remaster)

Suicide

Ether

Gang Of Four

Rush - Single Version

Big Audio Dynamite

Credit In The Straight World

Young Marble Giants

Non-Alignment Pact

Pere Ubu

Dead Souls - 2010 Remaster

Joy Division

She's Like Heroin to Me - Remaster...

The Gun Club.Kool Thing

Sonic Youth

Waiting Room

Fugazi

Grown Men Don't Fall In The River, ...

Liars

Wolf Like Me

TV On The Radio

Slow Hands

Interpol

Master of My Craft

Parquet Courts

Crawl!

IDLES

Man Made of Meat

Viagra Boys
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I made a post-punk playlist for @vaneharriet.bsky.social and doing a bit of a deep dive has given me lots of thoughts about the genre, especially about it seems to defy the time-space continuum. For example, you can be both proto-punk and post-punk at the same time:
Screenshot from Wikipedia listing the genres of a certain Cleveland band as both post-punk and proto-punk. The band in question is Pere Ubu (aka Schrödinger's punk band).
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Fucking Christianity, how does it work?"
Trump as a Juggalo, courtesy of the Detroit Metro Times.
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
For a second I thought that was referencing this Wawa 😂
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Suddenly in a mood to listen to Local H... Can't quite pinpoint why
Screenshot of my phone playing "California Songs" by Chicago legends Local H. Why "California Songs"? Here's the chorus: 

And here we go again
It's never gonna end
We're all so sick of California songs
We know you love L.A
But there's nothing left to say
Please, no more California songs.

(Okay, I left off the last line "And fuck New York too" because in the context of politics it doesn't quite fit these days but in the context of the song it's perfect.)
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Found this while in Windsor last weekend and I may have had that song stuck in my head while this pic was taken
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
69. SS DeControl, "The Kids Will Have Their Say" (1982)
Andy Williams saying "nice."
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If Williams actually starts against the Eagles, there can only be one explanation:
Pope Bob.
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Every Bears fan right now:
Dude on the chain gang staring daggers at the camera.
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