Alan @busdad.bsky.social · 17/09/2026It’s National Truck Driver Appreciation Week, so get started. 6160
Alan @busdad.bsky.social · 17/09/2026What’s the German word for when you are very much not friends with your ex but they act like you are sometimes 040
Alan @busdad.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Nobody prepares you for the day your 12 year-old calls you a “goofy-ahh chicken sandwich“ 090
Alan @busdad.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I hired a guy to put a culvert at the end of my driveway, possibly the most adult thing I’ve ever spent money on. Anyway it came out nice 3190
Alan @busdad.bsky.social · 19/07/2026In my opinion they should stop shooting it right at the goalkeeper 040
Alan @busdad.bsky.social · 18/06/2026My large son finished sophomore year in high school today 💀 4280
Alan @busdad.bsky.social · 15/04/2026I hit a pothole so big my safety glasses fell out the overhead compartment and right out the window. Time for new ones 270
Alan @busdad.bsky.social · 08/03/2026They say not to take your work home with you but I can’t help myself 0110
Alan @busdad.bsky.social · 07/03/2026I REALLY need to stop looking at facebook. Holy shit it’s so bad for you 2120
Alan @busdad.bsky.social · 03/03/2026I voted four thousand times by mail for today’s town election (my town has 3,100 residents so this should be very effective) 141
Alan @busdad.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Baby wakes up from her nap, stands up, looks at me, points to her nose, very seriously says, “nose.” 0100
Alan @busdad.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Time for some miller high life, a pack of Luckies and some curling on the way to honking out a dirt snake at the old lady’s place 081
Reposted by AlanThe Onion @theonion.com · 01/02/2026RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet theonion.comRFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across CarpetWASHINGTON—In an address touting the practice as a completely drug-free method to relieve the common affliction, Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. demonstrated Thursday how ... 532426333
Reposted by Alanonion person @junlper.beer · 25/01/2026rightwingers see people caring about others in their community and instead of finding that inspiring they think it’s some sort of grand conspiracy because they don’t understand what it means to care for others you don’t personally know 213170913695
Alan @busdad.bsky.social · 21/01/2026After waking up and reading blueskymedia.tenor.coma man in a white shirt stands in front of a crowd wearing a pink hat with the letter b on itAlt: Well we’re waiting gif 070
Alan @busdad.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Three long years of this nightmare left. Meanwhile, they’re taking away so much from us while our neighbors cheer. I feel like there will be nothing left after they’re done. 2110
Alan @busdad.bsky.social · 19/01/2026My kids, born in 2010 and 2014, are watching Good Burger (1997.) I feel like this is some kind of parenting achievement. 080
Reposted by AlanThe Onion @theonion.com · 18/01/2026Child’s Blow Into Car Breathalyzer Rewarded With Dicey Trip To Ice Cream Shop theonion.comChild’s Blow Into Car Breathalyzer Rewarded With Dicey Trip To Ice Cream ShopMILWAUKEE—After instructing his 5-year-old son to imagine a bunch of birthday candles at the other end of the tube, local dad Rick Cerney, 41, reportedly rewarded the child’s blow into his car Breatha... 81234112
Alan @busdad.bsky.social · 12/01/2026I think the part I’m having the hardest time with is the absolute fucking glee from the SEEMINGLY REGULAR people in the comments on any post regarding the Good murder. 030
Reposted by Alanthe mollster mash @ilikemints.bsky.social · 25/12/2024you've been visited by the crimcram crime ram 1011332
Alan @busdad.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Another year with no Christmas tree in my house, thank you divorce 070
Alan @busdad.bsky.social · 02/12/2025#TolkeinOutOfContext “Just why Mr. Frodo was selling his beautiful hole was even more debatable than the price.” 050
Reposted by AlanMiami DSA @miamidsa.org · 26/11/2025Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷 8115569514729
Reposted by AlanSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 24/11/2025If I had a time machine me and Duke Ellington would ride our bikes to the Cape Cod Canal and we’d fish for stripers at sunset. “We’re canal rats!” I’d joke, but he’d already be composing music based on the sound of cars and trucks going over the Sagamore Bridge. 616645
Alan @busdad.bsky.social · 25/11/2025@malaiseforever.bsky.social cam, I know it’s a link but please, I saw this and immediately thought of you. btl-blog.com/2025/11/20/u...btl-blog.comUnexpected Mail Surprises: Alan Wagner's Hilarious Creations | Between the Lines BlogAlan Wagner creates unique and absurd physical mailers that can be sent to friends, combining humor with personal touches. The mail often features bizarre t ... 120
Alan @busdad.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Man, the baby sleep deprivation hits a lot different in your forties 270
Reposted by Alanghost crab dave @crabbydaddy.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Karma implies the existence of busdad. 0134
Alan @busdad.bsky.social · 16/11/2025*listening to phantom of the opera* E: Dad, what’s phantom of the opera about? Me, grumpily: it’s about a composer who’s bad at writing musicals 0190
Reposted by AlanBill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon… 4652001159
Alan @busdad.bsky.social · 09/11/2025E and I were listening to the radio in the car: E, “oh, ALL things considered? Have you considered a banana wearing sunglasses riding on a boat??” 1120
Alan @busdad.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Best costume I saw today was two of my regular customers, they work in receiving at a local warehouse. They were mister clean and the brawny guy 060
Alan @busdad.bsky.social · 29/10/2025Listening to the game on the radio and catching the YouTube highlights in the morning: the BusDad baseball experience 260
Reposted by AlanThe Onion @theonion.com · 20/10/2025Sober October Ends As Deer Realizes Apple He Just Ate Fermented theonion.com/sober-october-ends-as-… 121825206
Alan @busdad.bsky.social · 17/10/2025VT and NH are in such a severe drought, they’ve parked a huge firefighting helicopter at Lebanon Municipal Airport. It’s cool as hell to look at until you remember that it’s there because of climate change 040
