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Alan @busdad.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It’s National Truck Driver Appreciation Week, so get started.
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Alan @busdad.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What’s the German word for when you are very much not friends with your ex but they act like you are sometimes
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Alan @busdad.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Beverage version: Moxie Früvous Drink 182 Our Lassi Peace Sixpence None The Rootbeer
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Alan @busdad.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Nobody prepares you for the day your 12 year-old calls you a “goofy-ahh chicken sandwich“
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Alan @busdad.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Not even. He had his excavator and hit ledge, so he had to hire another guy to hammer the ledge. Thanks hammer man
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Alan @busdad.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Passive infrastructure! Who knew
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Alan @busdad.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This culvert was installed yesterday, I doubt there’s even one gum wrapper.
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Alan @busdad.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I know you mean that she sounds bad but I just imagined her going around calling people “hon” or “sugar”
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Alan @busdad.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It’s never gonna be nicer than it is right now so I say go for it
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Alan @busdad.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I hired a guy to put a culvert at the end of my driveway, possibly the most adult thing I’ve ever spent money on. Anyway it came out nice
Dirt driveway with a freshly installed culvert. Green plants all over.
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Alan @busdad.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Live, from NPR News in Washington, I’m Dave Mattingly.
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Alan @busdad.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Amadebus
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Alan @busdad.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
“Thanks to the bus driver”
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Alan @busdad.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
No, until my hand was raw. The eraser survived
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Alan @busdad.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
In my opinion they should stop shooting it right at the goalkeeper
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Alan @busdad.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Rubbed a pencil eraser on the back of my hand until it was raw. Still have the scar.
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Alan @busdad.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Oi me brar
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Alan @busdad.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Sorry to Sofiane, wherever he is
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Alan @busdad.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
No peas??
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Alan @busdad.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Press DD to pay respects
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Alan @busdad.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Kinda what I’m thinking
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Alan @busdad.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
They get larger. Mine is taller than me!
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Alan @busdad.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
They can and did
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Alan @busdad.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
My large son finished sophomore year in high school today 💀
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Alan @busdad.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I’m still working through Mr. Subaru’s back catalog
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Alan @busdad.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
You guys have watched fifteen or more TV shows?
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Alan @busdad.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
A customer gave me new safety glasses!
Middle aged bearded truck driver wearing an ABF uniform with teamsters shoulder patch and new safety glasses
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Weaz @spiceweasel.bsky.social · 10/08/2023
Imagining Dracula riding a bus
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Alan @busdad.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I hit a pothole so big my safety glasses fell out the overhead compartment and right out the window. Time for new ones
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Alan @busdad.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
*waves across the Connecticut River *
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Alan @busdad.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
A truck is just a bus for stuff
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Alan @busdad.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Home again home again giggity goo
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Alan @busdad.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I installed the new dishwasher, please clap
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Alan @busdad.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I’m glad you’re mostly okay even though “the one eyed postmaster” would be a hell of a local legend
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Alan @busdad.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
They say not to take your work home with you but I can’t help myself
Toddler feet with toys, including a toy tractor trailer
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Alan @busdad.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
There’s some truck driving competition stuff on there that I don’t want to miss.
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Alan @busdad.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I REALLY need to stop looking at facebook. Holy shit it’s so bad for you
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Alan @busdad.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Then again, five bucks is five bucks.
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Alan @busdad.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Joss?
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Alan @busdad.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
The absolute degeneracy
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Alan @busdad.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I voted four thousand times by mail for today’s town election (my town has 3,100 residents so this should be very effective)
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Alan @busdad.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Baby wakes up from her nap, stands up, looks at me, points to her nose, very seriously says, “nose.”
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Alan @busdad.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Time for some miller high life, a pack of Luckies and some curling on the way to honking out a dirt snake at the old lady’s place
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/02/2026
RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet
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RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet
WASHINGTON—In an address touting the practice as a completely drug-free method to relieve the common affliction, Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. demonstrated Thursday how ...
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onion person @junlper.beer · 25/01/2026
rightwingers see people caring about others in their community and instead of finding that inspiring they think it’s some sort of grand conspiracy because they don’t understand what it means to care for others you don’t personally know
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Alan @busdad.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
After waking up and reading bluesky
media.tenor.com
a man in a white shirt stands in front of a crowd wearing a pink hat with the letter b on it
Alt: Well we’re waiting gif
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Alan @busdad.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Three long years of this nightmare left. Meanwhile, they’re taking away so much from us while our neighbors cheer. I feel like there will be nothing left after they’re done.
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Alan @busdad.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
No. It’s not a hard and fast rule, it’s more of a way of life.
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Alan @busdad.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
My kids, born in 2010 and 2014, are watching Good Burger (1997.) I feel like this is some kind of parenting achievement.
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Alan @busdad.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Nature is healing
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