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MC @burntbulb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
my partner
you escaped the crack house to do crack in the gas station bathroom
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MC @burntbulb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🫡
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026
quote tweeting someone, even if they're being a dick, really only ever makes a situation worse. so i might implement a policy of only doing it if i'm mad at someone enough that i get out a kit of watercolor paints, paint my feelings of annoyance on a sketch pad, and then post that
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Voltaireon - 5 caustic French philosophers in a trenchcoat @shaidorsai.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
First panel: Jerry saying “Kramer, what's going on in there?"

Second panel: a screenshot of Sephiroith saying "okay you can't keep taking every one of my posts and photoshopping it onto sephiroth”

Third panel: Kramer saying “SEPHIROTHPOSTING, JERRY”
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HELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think a lot that too many people only think about “how can I punish wrongdoing” not “how do I reduce wrongdoing.” they write off recuperative social strategies out of nihilism then complain everything is on fire
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HELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this person is right. people, both allistic and the socially-successful autistic, hate being confronted with the fact that their lens on these matters is colored by cultural ableism. if you point this out, they’ll say you think sexual harassment is fine which is a deflection and untrue
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MC @burntbulb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
to anyone is checking in: -I believe in fighting for what you believe in even if it is stupid or makes you look stupid -I might be considered a rationalist but I would probably not be considered a Rationalist -poasting is all in good fun. 🙂 I mostly agree with this Faine person on the merits
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MC @burntbulb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@tonygoldmark.bsky.social can't let you quote tweet with replies off, if you dish it you gotta take it no free rides
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 28/09/2026
MC
@burntbulb.bsky.social

okay you can't keep taking every one of my posts and photoshopping it
onto sephiroth
2:52 PM - Sep 28, 2026

+ Follow back
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 28/09/2026
MC @burntbulb.bsky.social - 37s
maybe bold take but I think that calling someone an asshole or a creep can
be ableist when those terms are defined as those who transgress social
norms and those social norms are allistic.

I'm an 8th level black belt in Woke I promise you're not gonna outrun me in
these streets friend
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MC @burntbulb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Compare the lesbian bar discourse: what is the net effect of highlighting a dysfunctional subculture like this? Do we get to innocently gawk at them for our own amusement without capitulating to the larger project designed to convince us to push these people and their interests from public life? No.
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MC @burntbulb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
afab? more like, assigned fart at butt. send tweet
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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MC @burntbulb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
my inbox: "it's powered by Lumen. Build it with Splunk. Connect today with Tanium. Come explore with Armis. It's coming to Veeam. Have you tried Veeam? Veeam can do it. Do it with Veeam."
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MC @burntbulb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Look I know he's a lizard or whatever, but it would kind of break my heart if I were to ever learn that Mark Zuckerberg was unfaithful to his wife. I think we need more conspicuous Wife Guys in public life
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I came up with some more inane bullshit for everyone to argue about!
(September 23, 2026 at 10:44am)
Fake opinions to argue over…
- Never turn left on a first date.
- Every kindergarten student should have an unpaid internship.
- The periodic table is too sexual.
- Bigfoot should be allowed to vote.
- Having a dream is the same as reading a book.
- You can wear a crop top to a funeral if the deceased person was hot when they died.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
Americans: oh, look, a systemic issue. I will solve it individually
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MC @burntbulb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I hear nuclear holocaust making a 4th quarter comeback against AI apocalypse
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MC @burntbulb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
xbox continuing not to have gyro controls is holding gaming back so much I am so goddamn serious
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MC @burntbulb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Okay I was perfectly willing to accept that IKEA Ireland made a mod that adds a sentient Kallax to Skyrim. Perfectly willing to roll with that. Apparently MATT BERRY VOICES THE KALLAX. I'm now LOSING IT
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 14/09/2026
thinking about this tweet again, and the fact that it's got such a hold on me that I genuinely think about it whenever I write a feature because I don't want to do "the hot dog thing"
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MC @burntbulb.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
lux for the lux god, bulbs for the bulb throne
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 13/09/2026
logging on
an old Superman comic panel with 'next stop, gay city!' in the speech bubble
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MC @burntbulb.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
of course the one union meeting I have a question there's suddenly a billion other things to talk about
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MC @burntbulb.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
it's actually crazy how my social circle basically included all the trans people in my high school before they came out. And it's not like they were concentrated in one circle to start with
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MC @burntbulb.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
So like, is Pluribus just Vince Gilligan redoing Evangelion
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Keith @mosheroperandi.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The crab He escaped his bucket Yes WAIT They pulled him back
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telsie 🦬 @telsie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
it’s really fucked up that the only way out is through
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MC @burntbulb.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
quadruplicate
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MC @burntbulb.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
flags at half staff for a week for the queen of the USA 🥹
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MC @burntbulb.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Maybe the best thing from the Trump era is that a whole generation of people get a highly conspicuous example of how the world actually works. Unfortunately many still aren't getting it.
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MC @burntbulb.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
gigaton truth nuke x.com/jiagrapher/s...
x.com
Jia 🥕 (@jiagrapher) on X
When has America actually been ruled by the Americans?
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MC @burntbulb.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
holy fuck listen to this right now immediately youtu.be/UftObPdvy9o
youtu.be
Nickster - Mosaica (Full Album)
YouTube video by Nickster
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oh no @ili.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
en esta economía??????
nyt cooking melissa clark seis leches cake january 21, 2020
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MC @burntbulb.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The problem is that Kim Jong Un just doesn't have the same kind of aura as his father or grandfather. He definitely has aura tho
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MC @burntbulb.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I don't know what to do with the fact that some of my coworkers are diligent but kinda stupid
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MC @burntbulb.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
adumbrate
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toscanini dacron @mintcaketime.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
inside you are three wolves
autism, pokemon, jimmy buffett
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I will be okay. Not because everything is fine, but because I am surprisingly difficult to destroy. Says Skeletor who notices being hard to destroy sure doesn’t mean a bunch of asshoes don’t keep trying.
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MC @burntbulb.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
if you're not a purist who says "democracy is when all laws are passed by plebiscite", your definition of democracy has to admit some very strange things. I feel like most people think democracy is when you have free elections but don't go further to specify what's on the ballot
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MC @burntbulb.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
if you're involved enough in politics that you can spell "bourgeois" without looking it up, you need to touch grass
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MC @burntbulb.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
rough approximation: leftists are correct about what's wrong in the world, liberals are correct about what we could do about it, and conservatives are correct about why we don't.
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MC @burntbulb.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The number of dreams I've had with my other cat in them, man. I miss her
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MC @burntbulb.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I literally get so incredibly angry whenever the 2000 election gets brought up. Unbelievable bad luck for the US in hindsight, so many things had to go wrong for it to go how it did
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MC @burntbulb.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I think the kind of leftist I am to the extent that I am is like, rewind me all the way back to the French Revolution type shit. I'm out here renaming months in the name of the brotherhood of all men
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MC @burntbulb.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
still boggles the mind that grok turned out to be a genuinely decent model. good for you buddy
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MC @burntbulb.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
happy There Will Come Soft Rains day everyone
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MC @burntbulb.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
"schema-bump cadence note for the boilerplate, because half these features touch the save envelope and the golden ceremony will be hit weekly" SPEAK ENGLISH PLEASE
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